Hey, it's me again, if that wasn't obvious enough already.
So I've just gotten over the nausea understandably caused by...unfortunate circumstances...*cough cough* Valcup Toothcup *cough wheeze* and mustered enough courage to write...this...thing...
Let's just call it "a Humilliation to Mankind".
Once again, HTTYD belongs to Dreamworks and Cressida Cowell, not my cat Zeref. Easy mistake to make, but it isn't.
Without further ado, let the thing begin!
So liek one sonny day in teh highskool au there is like this gurl-not-boi-cuz-gay-is-weird and den she almos felled down tah sters and droop her bookz but didnt cuz liek there wuz dis guy-not-dragun-cuz-if-he-were-it-wood-be-beastellity-an-bestellity-is-weird so neways both of dem were liek su hawt they were liek on FIYAAAH liek the song wutz it called i set fiyah to teh rain nice song but neways HE SAFED HER LIVE LIEK OMG SO KEWLROMENTIK ne then he liek: " omg u su hawt wil u b meh gf" and she blooshed cuz dat liek so ROMANCE n so she bluzhed n sed:
"BAGELS!"
AN so they liek go datin so HAWT liek nosebleding OMG they so kawaii coupel and they datin for 100000 years now they in ooniversity and like one day in kampus he knelled to one knees n took out 9999999 rosez ne A DIEMOND RING OMGOMGOMG imma die so kyuuuut n ask: will u b mai waifu n she blushezd n sed:
"Are you out of your mind? I'd rather get hit by a truck full of terrorists driven by a wookie!"
And so she did.
The End.
Uuurgh. I am not going to offer an explanation as this is pretty much self explanatory.
I am, however, going to offer my sincere apologies to you for having to wade through this filth AND feel obliged to leave a review. Please flame, if that will make you feel better.