OK SO HERS CHAPTRE 3 AN IT ISNT SO SERIUS THIS TIM CUZ I THINK U NED A BREAK FROM THE SERISNES OF CHAPTRE 1 BUT THIS IS JUS AS IMPRITENT CUZ IT STARTS THE PLOT AN IT GETS KINDA SCARI SUMTIMES SO IF U DON'T WANT TO RED IT ITS ALRITE.
CHAPTRE 2:
OK SO THIS IS WHEN BUFI IS GOIN TO C WHO THE HUNTER PEPLE THAT R LIK HER R AN ON HER WAY THE HULK CUMS TO C HER CUZ HE LIKS TO FITE PEPLE TO
AN HES LIK "BUFI CAN I HELP U FITE AN STUF LOLOLLOLZ?"
AN BUFI IS LIK "NO U CANT CUZ YIR GREEN AN THATS SCARI, SO U SHOD GO AWAY BE4 I MAK U DISAPER CUZ I DONT LIK SCARI PEPLE NOT 1 BIT"
AN SO THE HULK LEVES HER AN HES SAD CUZ BUFI WAS MEAN BUT BUFI IS RITE CUZ WORKIN WITH HIM WOD BE MAJIRLY WERD AN STUF AN SO SHE LOOKS ARONDE FOR HER FREND FEBE TO MAK HER FELE BETRE ABOTE BEIN SO MEAN TO THE HULK BUT FEBE ISNT WITH HER CUZ SHE HAS A LOLYPOP AN DOSNT WANT TO SHAR IT WITH ANYBODI CUZ IT TASTES RELY GOOD AN EVRY1 NOS THAT IF U SHO U HAF TO SHAR WITH OTER PEPLE OTERWISE YIR MEAN AN FEBE ISNT MEAN CUZ SHE PETED A KITY AN WERS FLOWRS IN HER HAIR SUMTIMES SO SHES ETIN IT IN PRIVAT SO NO ONE NOS THAT ZANDIR GAV IT TO HER CUZ HE LIKS HER, AN SO BUFI GOS UP TO THE CAPRENTER GUY, WITHOUT ZANDIR CUZ HES BUSY GUARDIN FEBE SO NO 1 CAN C SHE HAS A LOLYPOP CUZ THATS WAT U DO TO SHO HOW MUCH U LIK SOM 1,
AN BUFI IS LIK "WHER R THE PEPLE LIK ME?"
AN HES LIK "YIR THE ONLY 1 LIK U CUZ YIR THE SLAYIR AN YIR PRITY AN U HAV NICE CLOTHES"
CUZ HE DOSNT UNDRESTAND AN BUFI IS CONSTINTLY FIRGITIN THAT SHES THE SLAYIR SO HE ALWAYS RIMINDS HER AN STUF CUZ THATS WAT HE DOS AN HE ALSO REDS BOOKS AN CLEANS GLASES AN NOT THE KIND U DRINK FROM EITHER THE KIND ON YIR EYES IF YIR SMIRT AN THE CAPRENTER GUY IS SMRT WITH BOOKS BUT NOT WITH OTER STUF CUZ HE LIKS TO GO TO SCOOL UNTIL BUFI GOT IT ALL BURNED AN STUF CUZ SHE HATS SCOOL LIK ME CUZ WE NO ITS STUPID AN PEPLE SHODNT LIK IT AT AL CUZ THEY MAK U RED BOOKS INSTED OF GOIN ON THE PUTER AN THATS BORING.
AN BUFI IS LIK "NO U TTLY DONT EVIN UNDRSTAND WAT IM SAYIN JILES"
SHE CALS HIM JILES CUZ HE WORKS IN A BOOK PLACE EVIN THO HES HER FATER CUZ HES TO OLD TO LUV HER LIK SPIK DOS CUZ THAT WOD BE DISGUSTIN AN WRONG AN HE HUGS HER AN STUF AN SINGS ABOTE BEIN HER DAD, AN TALKS DIFRINT THEN REGULIR PEPLE SO I NO ITS TRU.
AN THE CARPRENTER GUY IS LIK " THEN WAT R U SAYIN BUFI?"
AN BUFI SEZ "ZANDIR SEZ THAT SUM PEPLE THAT MAK OTERS DISAPER R HEAR TO"
AN THE CARPRENTER GUY IS LIK "WEL ZANDIR DIDNT EVIN NO THAT HE WAS JUST GUESIN AN U SHODNT EVIN BE THINKIN HES RITE IF HES JUST GUESIN STUF CUZ THATS A DUM THING TO DO CUZ SUMTIMES GUESES R WRONG LIK WEN PEPLE GUESED AMRICA WASNT EVIN THER AN IT WAS TO CUZ WER ON IT RITE NOW"
AN BUFI SEZ "IM SORI JILES"
BUT THE CARPRENTER GUY IS WRONG CUZ THEN THE DOR STARTS TO BE NOCKED ON BY SUM PEPLE THAT THEY CANT C CUZ THER ON THE OTER SIDE AN DORS ARNT INVISIBLE CUZ THAT WOD COST A LOT OF MONEY AN WILOW SAYS IT WIL TURN TO PUDING ENYWAI AN THAT WOD BE GROS.
AN SO BUFI IS LIK "WE SHOD ANSER THE DOOR JILES" BUT JILES ALREDY NEW THAT CUZ HES SMART AN NOS THAT WEN SUM1 IS NOCKIN AN STUF YIR SUPOSED TO LET THEM IN CUZ THATS GOOD MANERS UNLIS THEIR A VAMPIR CUZ THAT WOD BE BAD CUZ VAMPIRS R YUCKI AN HAVE UGLI FACES AN NO 1 WANTS THEM TO GET THEIR PRITTY HOWSES UGLI CUZ THAT WOD BE BAD CUZ THEN THEYD HAV TO CLEAN AN STUF AN THATS NOT HOSPITABLILITY(THAT MEANS WEN U HAV A GUEST U HAF TO BE VERI NICE TO THEM AN GET EM SUMTHING TO DRINK AN EAT BUT NOT BLOD AN ROCKS OK?) SO JILES ANSERS THE DOOR AN OUTSIDE THEIRS THE SCOOBY GANG
AN JILES IS LIK "LOOK BUFI! OUTSIDE THEIRS THE SCOOBY GANG"
AN BUFI IS LIK "BUT I THOT WE WAS THE SCOOBY GANG? RNT I DAFNI?" AN SHES CONFUSED CUZ ZANDIR KEPES CALIN THEM THAT EVIN THO THER NOT SO SHE THOT THEY WER THEM EVIN THO THER NOT AN SHE THINKS SHES DAFNI CUZ SHES THE MOST PROBABLE MACH FROM THOSE PEPLE CUZ THE OTERS RNT ENYTHING LIK BUFI AT ALL AN DAFNI LOKS LIK BUFI TO AN THER BOTH SO PRITTY.
AN JILES SEZ "NO BUFI YIR NOT DAFNI CUZ DAFNI CUZ DAFNI HAS RED HARE AN U HAF BLOND HARE AN U DONT EVIN HAV PURPLE BOOTS ETHER THAT MENES YIR BOTH TTLY DIFRINT PEPLE"
AN BUFI SEZ "OH THANK U JILES I TTLY DIDNT EVIN REALISE THAT"
AN JILES SEZ "YIR WELCUM BUFI" CUZ HES VERI POLITE AN HOSPITABLITILTYABLE AN BUFIS HIS GEST CUZ SHE DOSNT LIV WITH HIM AT HIS HOWSE.
AN SO THE SCOOBY GANG CUMS IN AN IM NOT GOIN TO CONTINU CUZ THIS IS A GOOD CLIFHANGIR PLACE CUZ U DONT EVIN NO WHI THER THEIR OR ANYTHING. SO ULL JUS HAF TO WATE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTRE AN BE IN SUSPINSE!