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Heather: no you don't.
Lisa: Shut up, sorry bout that folks she's just being a bad dog.
Heather: …
Lisa: Now, ON WITH THE FIC! And guys this chapter spells out PAN! I find that so amusing, ya know Party All Night? PAN!
Party All Night
Remus woke up and looked up to the window and immediately closed his eyes and flinched back. He bought a hand up to his head and moaned quietly as not to wake Andy who was still sleeping beside him, probably until very late in the day. He had such a headache, it was horrible. Remus looked down and realized he was still in his clothes from the previous night. He furrowed his brow and thought about what had happened for a few seconds until it all came back to him in one big wave.
Flashback to the night before
Andy and Remus were sitting on their couch in their small living room watching the TV when all of a sudden there door burst open. They didn't flinch at all, they didn't even look up they knew exactly who it was.
"Hey Padfoot." Remus said deadpan.
"Hey Moony! Hey Andy! Come on we're leaving." Sirius said walking in front of the TV and shutting it off right away.
"Leaving? Leaving Where?" Remus asked raising his eyebrows at his friend.
"To the club," Sirius said. "Bloody hell, I told you about the new club I told you we'd be going."
"I didn't actually think you were serious, mate." Remus said rubbing his eyes.
"I have always been Sirius." He grinned. "Now come on, time to go party."
"Padfoot, no."
"C'mon, Moony."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"But you promised."
"I never did such a thing."
"Oh for God's sake let's just go." Andy said walking in the room; the two didn't even notice she had left. She was walking in shrugging on her leather duster and pulling on a pair of fingerless gloves. "I dun wanna hear ya'll argue about it all night."
"Andy…" Remus said shaking his head. "I don't want to go to a club."
"Well tough luck, hun, your goin'." She said and grabbed his arm. "I promise you will have fun. I guarantee it." She said while pushing him to the door to go and rally up the rest of their friends.
They walked to James and Lily's apartment first since they were the closest. Like always Sirius didn't bother knocking on the door he just barged right in. Remus and Andy walked in with a little more caution, for they were not used to walking into peoples homes. Aside from the fact they all kind of all shared a home at Hogwarts. Sirius hardly made it in three feet before he yelled 'whoa' and back up a foot or two running into the two werewolves.
"SIRIUS!" James yelled and Lily screamed inaudibly at him.
The three potential partiers had just walked into a private moment between the two. James and Lily were exchanging spit in the middle of their kitchen (pardon the wording).
"Not something I need to see…" Andy muttered wincing back and pulling a face.
"This is awkward." Remus said folding his arms and looking almost anywhere but the kitchen.
"Sirius!" Lily screamed and walked up to him. "What have I told you about coming into our home without warning!?"
"Not to do it." He responded.
"Exactly, so what do you do?"
"I walk right in."
"N – no… No, Sirius you don't. STOP WALKING INTO MY HOME!" She screamed.
He just laughed faintly at her. "You know I won't. But anyway I did not walk in here to get yelled at and neither did the two lovely people behind me. I came here to ask, no, to tell you two to pretty yourselves up, we're going to the club and you're coming with us." He smirked.
"You mean that place that just opened?" James asked stepping forward.
"That's right, mate."
"Aw I've been wanting to go there." James said smiling until he looked at Lily who was giving him a death glare. "Oh no, no I don't." She said shaking his head.
"Come on you two." Sirius pleaded to them.
"We ready to go yet?" Heather said walking up behind them startling everyone.
"How'd ya know we were goin'?" Andy asked furrowing her brow. "We didn't get to you an' Lar yet."
"I was taking out the trash and I overheard." She explained. "But Laura's up for it, she doesn't really want to party she just wants to make sure we don't kill our selves and get to drunk or something along those lines." She waved her hand around.
"Well one of you has to be sober when we leave tonight, might as well be me." Laura said walking up behind heather as she was pulling her long brown hair up into her classic bun.
"Okay so if you guys are in all we have to do is grab Pete and we are good to go." Sirius said with an exited look on his face.
Everyone looked to Lily who looked back to them, at first her features were stern and set on 'no', but then she rolled her eyes and scoffed. James noticed this as a good sign and grinned widely. "Fine," She said walking back to her room to get ready. "You go get Peter I'll be out in two minutes."
"Means we can take our time, her two minutes means a half hour," James said and walked out the door with the rest of them.
They walked down the hall and as always Sirius opened the door as he did to everyone's flat and went right in. "Oi! Pete! Come out, come out wherever you are!"
The flat was quiet for a few seconds and the group of teenagers looked around and shrugged to one another until they heard footsteps. They all looked up and saw their short friend walking out to them. He looked like he hadn't left his home all day and he had circles under his eyes. "Hey guys, what's up?" he asked shoving his hands in his pockets.
"Hello, Wormtail, so glad you decided to join us in the land of the living." Sirius said wrapping his arm around Peter's shoulders and then he took a good look at him. "Even though you may not look it."
"Having a rough week, so what's up?" he asked again shrugging Sirius's arm off his shoulders.
"We're heading out to that new club, mate, thought you might want to join. Who knows you might even snag a girl." Sirius said elbowing Peter.
"Sirius! Women are not to be talked about like… like fish!" Laura said folding her arms.
"Depends who yer talkin' 'bout." Andy said turning back to her and shrugging her shoulders.
"A club?" Peter asked raising an eyebrow and gave in quickly. "Sure, I could use some fun."
"I know! That's why you're coming, now we have to wait while little miss Flower gets ready." Sirius said as they walked out of the flat and back down the hall to Lily and James' apartment.
They all walked back in their home to find Lily was not yet ready, and they didn't really expect her too be. "Lily? Lily Flower, you ready?" James asked pacing between the kitchen and living room. "'Cause, we have everyone but you honey."
"No, James, I am not ready. It takes longer for a girl then for a guy; we have to do certain things." Lily called from the bedroom and James's rolled his eyes plopping down on the couch next to Sirius who already had his feet on the coffee table and was playing with a throw pillow.
"Heather, Laura and Andy were ready in seconds." James's protested.
Lily poked her head out of the bedroom door with an angry look on her face. She held a wand in her hand and half her red hair was curled while the rest was lying flat against her face. "Shut it and let me do my work." Lily said in a low scary voice and then she pulled her head back in the room.
After a few seconds of pause Sirius spoke up. "Your girl is scary, mate."
Finally Lily was done and the group was heading over to the club. It didn't take long to walk there, it wasn't worth taking the night bus for that short a distance and they couldn't ride their brooms through the muggle part of town. So they walked. When they reached the front door there was a man standing out front, he was letting certain people in and there were a bunch of people waiting outside.
"That must be the bouncer…" Andy said peering at him through her glasses. "He don't look so tough."
Just as she said that the bouncer pushed a guy back who was trying to get in and he fell back into the crowd of people pushing them all down. "He looks mean." Laura whined as she looked over James's shoulder.
"Oh please." Sirius said and the group walked up to the man.
"Hold on there." Said the man standing in front of the door, he had to be around seven foot, Sirius was 6'1 and this guy was towering over him. 'Where do you think you're going?"
"There." Sirius said and pointed to the door.
"I don't think so."
"Hey! Let me in or I'll sick Andy on you!" he yelled and Andy shot him a nasty glare as she stepped to him with a fist raised.
"Let her fight your battles for ya?" The bouncer laughed.
"Well yea, when she's not making them, now move outta the way Frankenstein I wanna get in." Sirius said getting up in the bigger man's face.
"Hey, you get outta here!" He said and gave Sirius a hard shove making him fall back into his friends behind him knocking most of them down.
"Thanks for breaking my fall, mate." Sirius said to James who was underneath him.
"Yeah, and thanks for ruining our chances of making it in." James said getting out from under Sirius. "I'd say it's time for a good ol' fashion prank by the infamous marauders." He said grinning.
"I like that idea." Andy said and the group walked away leaving the bouncer a little confused as to why they just left without another word.
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About fifteen minutes later the group walked back up to the bouncer. "Okay what now?" he asked turning to them laughing.
"Look, mate, I think we got off on the wrong foot." Sirius said walking up to the bouncer. "What do you say we start over with a clean slate?" He said outing his hand on the larger man's shoulder.
"Get the hell outta here!" he said and grabbed Sirius's arms twisting it behind his back and then pushing his forward making him fall flat on his face.
"Well that was fun." He said getting up off the ground, he touched his nose and he when he looked at his hand he saw blood. "Oh bloody hell… hope I didn't get any on my shirt."
"Oh! Sirius! Are you okay?" Laura cried running up to him and helping him up, as soon as she realized what she had just done she cleared her throat taking out a handkerchief and handing it to Sirius, she then stepped away from her former boyfriend and looked at the ground.
"You put it on him?" Heather said not at all concerned about the fact that there was blood covering his mouth and chin.
"Yes, I got it." He mumbled and touched his nose once more and winced.
"Hey, dude, ya had to take one for the team." Andy said slapping his shoulder.
"And that is what I did." He said as Lily rolled her eyes and walked up to forcing him to kneel so she could reach his face better.
"Sirius, you're seventeen, almost eighteen soon and you can't even take care of a silly nose bleed." She said as she forced his head back and pinched his nose.
After a couple of seconds they heard a yelp from the door of the club. They looked over and saw a red slime covering the bouncer and the door. He cussed loudly and looked at the horrible mess; most of the people ran way afraid of the explosion.
What they had planted on him was a simple like slim pact, all it did was explode harmless red slime, but when it exploded the noise was enhanced to ten times what the normal noise would be making it sound dangerous and threatening.
When most of the people were gone the bouncer looked at his suit that was now ruined and once again cursed loudly. He stalked off presumably to get someone to watch the door while he changed.
"Okay ladies and gents, our window is open. But not for long." James said and the eight ex-Hogwarts students ran though the door.
They entered the club and lights were flashing with blaring music and everyone was either drunk at the bar or dancing wildly on the dance floor. They all grinned to one another, or at least most of them did and walked over to the bar.
"What do we want?" Remus asked.
Sirius and James shrugged not knowing muggle alcohol drinks as well as they knew wizarding ones.
"You know what I like." Heather said.
"Same here." Lily answered.
"I got it covered, one margarita, one pint of whiskey… ya know make that two and six pints of rum." Andy ordered.
"Andy." Laura warned.
"Five."
"Andy." She said again.
"I want one too…"
"I thought you wanted whiskey?"
"I want both."
"One."
"Fine. One margarita, two pints of whiskey and four pints or rum." She sighed and the man stood in front of them with an eyebrow raised.
"What?" Sirius asked.
"I'm gonna need some ID." He said.
"Oh crap…" James said. "I forgot it." He lied.
"Don't worry boys and girls." Heather said going in her pocket and grabbing some laminated cards. "I have them, knew none of ya'll bought you're wallets." Heather said and gave the man eight ID cards.
He looked at them then back at the underage wizards and witches. "Alright." He said and placed them on the table.
When he was out of earshot Sirius grinned to Heather. "Was worried they weren't ready in time."
"They almost weren't, the guy from Knockturn Alley just sent them to me as we walked in."
"Wait what's going on?" Laura asked.
"Sirius told me about the club and that we needed IDs and he had no idea on how we could get any, so I found this guy in Knockturn Alley who could make perfect muggle ID cards, I gave him pictures of each of us and he made them." She looked at her card. "Isn't it cool? They're driver's licenses."
"But we haven't taken any tests or classes or anything." Laura said.
"Who cares?! These things kick ass!" Andy said looking at her license. "I need to get a car now!"
The bartender came back a few minutes later with all their drinks and the eight or seven of them began to drink up, Laura simply drank water until of course Andy spiked it with some vodka.
End Flashback
Remus tried to think but that was the end of the night for him. He vaguely remembered two girls (who kind of looked like Andy and Heather) dancing on the bar, a man with shoulder length black hair getting punched in the face by a man twice his size and a petite young pretty woman standing behind the large man. He also remembered a red hair woman and a black haired man on the dance floor with a large circle of people around them. Another girl he thought about was also a woman with dark brown hair that was once up but now in a mess around her face getting in a chick fight with another girl, over Merlin knows what. There was also a man who was short with light hair picking up various women at the bar.
Remus shook his head only to conjure up a massive headache. He moaned and went to the bathroom to get something for his head. As he wandered aimlessly into the living room he saw Sirius sitting on his couch, as his friend turned his head around Remus noticed a large nasty looking black and blue eye.
"What the bloody hell happened, Moony?"
Lisa: Oh I'm sorry once again, I was so late.
Heather: No, worries this was funny.
Lisa: I know. Now I would go check reviews but that would only delay the updating of this chapter and I don't want to delay it anymore then I already have.
Heather: Smart choice.
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