Okay. 24 Hours, over fifty reviews, over thirty follows, and a mention of this little incident under "Crowning Moment of Funny" on The Last Spartan's TVtropes page. I think this joke has gone on long enough.
That's right! April Fools! A little late, yes, but take note of the date on which this fanfic was originally posted. It DOES indeed say 4-1-13, so in my book, I posted it on the right day. Thirty minutes before midnight, but the right day nonetheless.
To any who were fooled by this little gag of mine and were very upset as a result, I sincerely apologize. Don't worry. The original Last Spartan isn't going anywhere. Though I may follow the advice of reviewers like Korten and Warmaster Tzeentch, and maybe turn this fanfic into what TVtropes calls a "Mirror Universe" style spin-off. I'll think about it.
And to any who were fooled by this hoax and were actually very happy about this reboot…
Pffffffffff-HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Really? What? Really? You mean you actually BOUGHT that?! Oh my God, you FELL for that! You fell for that like an apple on Isaac Newton's head! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA …
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Best April Fool's Day of my life.