p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"THE NEXT MORNING/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Also, they go with everything. Chicken and waffles. Waffles and syrup. Cheddar black pepper waffles…? But yas. Waffles are the king of breakfast. Conversation over. I grab the waffle mix and start up the waffle maker, which reminds me of those funny farting waffle maker videos. I start laughing so hard I lose my balance and -SHIT- I just burned my hand. Screaming, I grab the bowl and smash it on the waffle maker. Welp. Looks like my morning is ruined. I'm not sure why I smashed the waffle maker though, because I'm normally a patient person when it comes to these things. Whatever. I'll shake it off. I grab a pop tart instead and plop it into the toaster. Sorry excuse for breakfast, and it's definitely not a waffle, but it'll do. I head into my recording room after eating and start up my computer./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES, my name is jacksepticeye and today we're just going to do an update vlog. So I know all of you have heard about my friend markiplier unfortunate death, and are probably wondering how I'm doing and how my updating is going to work from now on. Just so you know, it's probably going to be more erratic, so I won't be posting one a day, every day, but you'll definitely still get videos. Also, you know we played prop hunt in honor of mark yesterday, so we'll definitely play more these next few day and onward. I'm going to be pretty emotional, it was like losing a family member, so if you don't like emotion you better leave. Anyways, I've already called Bob and Wade, and today we're going to play GMOD Murder." My voice cracks embarrassingly on the word "murder."/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"W: Yeah!br /B: FUCK YEAHbr /Grabbing my knife out of my inventory, I head for the weak link, aka Wade, rounding the corner with the creepiest possible tone of voice ever./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""HEY THERE WADE"/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"W: Haha guys, looks like I finally tricked Ja-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ck. Never mind. I'm the butt of the joke as usual./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Later, I think of the night Mark died. He had borrowed a knife from me for his new video, " Markiplier learns how to throw knives." I can't believe he had found someone who would even get within 50 feet of him when he had a knife. That night, I knew something bad would happen and the last thing I remember is collapsing in bed, and then waking up to a call…/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"I was speechless. "NO! NOT HIM"/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Going home, I commenced my sleeping and dreamed of stabbing someone, which was odd. He almost looked like Mark, and he kept on saying my name like he was concerned. Little did he know I wasn't Jack. That part was what confused me. I was Jack, wasn't I? Unless.../p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"The scratch on my throat isn't gone or even faded. I peer closer at it in the mirror. Wait a second…did it get bigger? No. It's just my mind playing tricks on me. Besides, I'm never up this early in the mornings. Shaking my head briskly to clear the fogginess, I go out to the kitchen, wherein celebration I make waffles. Don't hold it against me, but I like waffles better than pancakes. They just seem more...special. I mean, I'm not gonna lie, pancakes are good, but waffles? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUCKING DELICIOUS./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Also, they go with everything. Chicken and waffles. Waffles and syrup. Cheddar black pepper waffles…? But yas. Waffles are the king of breakfast. Conversation over. I grab the waffle mix and start up the waffle maker, which reminds me of those funny farting waffle maker videos. I start laughing so hard I lose my balance and -SHIT- I just burned my hand. Screaming, I grab the bowl and smash it on the waffle maker. Welp. Looks like my morning is ruined. I'm not sure why I smashed the waffle maker though, because I'm normally a patient person when it comes to these things. Whatever. I'll shake it off. I grab a pop tart instead and plop it into the toaster. Sorry excuse for breakfast, and it's definitely not a waffle, but it'll do. I head into my recording room after eating and start up my computer./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES, my name is jacksepticeye and today we're just going to do an update vlog. So I know all of you have heard about my friend markiplier unfortunate death, and are probably wondering how I'm doing and how my updating is going to work from now on. Just so you know, it's probably going to be more erratic, so I won't be posting one a day, every day, but you'll definitely still get videos. Also, you know we played prop hunt in honor of mark yesterday, so we'll definitely play more these next few day and onward. I'm going to be pretty emotional, it was like losing a family member, so if you don't like emotion you better leave. Anyways, I've already called Bob and Wade, and today we're going to play GMOD Murder." My voice cracks embarrassingly on the word "murder."/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;""HEY THERE WADE"/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"W: Haha guys, looks like I finally tricked Ja-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ck. Never mind. I'm the butt of the joke as usual./p
p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Later, I think of the night Mark died. He had borrowed a knife from me for his new video, " Markiplier learns how to throw knives." I can't believe he had found someone who would even get within 50 feet of him when he had a knife. That night, I knew something bad would happen and the last thing I remember is collapsing in bed, and then waking up to a call…/p
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p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 15.12px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'GNU Unifont', Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; vertical-align: baseline; list-style: none; margin: 1.286em auto; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.5; color: #2a2a2a;"Going home, I commenced my sleeping and dreamed of stabbing someone, which was odd. He almost looked like Mark, and he kept on saying my name like he was concerned. Little did he know I wasn't Jack. That part was what confused me. I was Jack, wasn't I? Unless.../p