A/N: Sooo! This is the second chapter :D Umm yeah~ IDK. EDITOR IS STILL THE ONE YOU ALL (maybe?) KNOW AND ALL LOVE, AMBER

WARNINGS:Yaoi, Yuri, and straight = all pairings. And I've decided this should be AU -shot'd- so um yeah... :D

Italics are Ling speaking/thinking to Greed (vise versa), and letters/tag/written things/etc.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I like tacos. Um... yup. Please review if you read this. :D I wanna see reviewsssssss. Okay, I'm done now. -Eternaltsundere

"Winry! I've been wondering since I arrived... Can we go out and do something together?" Rose purred into Winry's ear, making the poor girl flush and jump with a squeak. They were on their way into the living room, as Garfiel wasn't home at the moment.

"U-um... eh... sure..? But what would the others do while we're gone?" Winry's face was slightly red now, and Rose had decided to slink her arm around the other's shoulders. Without replying to her question, Rose promptly led Winry out the door, a large grin on her face.

Al busied himself in another room of the house, having fled there not too long beforehand. He'd ignored his brother's plea to not leave – if only so he could give the two 'lovebirds' some privacy. He knew why his brother blushed from being in Greed/Ling's arms... his brother finally had a crush~! Giggling once more, he tried to go to a random room only to be stopped by Mei and Lan Fan. Mei was smiling at him, while Lan Fan was staring at Mei. Al stopped in his place and tilted his head.

"Why are you here?" he asked, tone confused. Mei jumped a little bit, seemingly brought out of a daydream, and from beside her Lan Fan shot Al a glance.

"I'm just following the brat. She decided to come here..," her tone was hateful, but her eyes held a different story. Al looked at Lan Fan, then at Mei, then back to Lan Fan before giving a shrug of his metal shoulders.

"You guys want to go out with me? I'm going to be alone today, and you guys just decided to drop in..." Mei blushed and squealed loudly, apparently misinterpreting his meaning. With a cry she grabbed onto Al, who in response latched onto Lan Fan. Lan Fan's eyes narrowed and she shot Mei a glance, but she did not move her arm/s.

Without warning she dragged them out onto the streets, a little behind Rose and Winry.

Done with staring intently into Ed's eyes, he patted the smaller's head when he heard the door from the main entrance open and close two times. "It seems they decided to leave us here alone..." Ed was still blushing, but it faded slightly when Greed patted his head.

"W-wh..." No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't form a coherent sentence... Greed smirked at him, obviously enjoying his pain – and then suddenly a large furry spider crawled out of a random space in the wall. Ed gave a shriek, practically jumping into Greed's arms (who caught him expertly.) "KYAAA! A spider! LING, saaaave meee!" (1)

Greed blinked slowly for a moment, then burst out laughing. The spider was on the floor now, crawling closer. "Hahaa... ah... haha... a SPIDER?" But the poor spider was spooked. It trembled a little, then started hopping back to it's hiding place. Ed let out a breath from his place in Greed's arms, but looked at the hopping spider with sympathy.

However, when Greed finally stopped laughing hysterically, Ed noticed he was (still) in the arms of his friend... his face turned quickly to the color of a tomato, and he started to stutter. "U-um..."

Greed grinned at his 'captive', but did not let him go. "Yesss...?" Ed glared halfheartedly up at him.

"I want down." Greed was still grinning.

"No." Ed struggled in response and soon managed to get out of the other's grip. Greed was about to retort when his arm gave a sudden jerk. Eyes widening, he realized with a start that Ling was fighting back for control.

Ed is not yours! Ling growled internally – he was fighting desperately against his captor. Greed smirked inwardly at the words; Well.. we do share the same body. He's ours. Not for long, though.

Ed blinked, tilting his head. "Eh? Is everything alright in there?" He used his automail arm to bop Greed on the head... which, surprisingly, seemed to knock Greed out. In his place was Ling. Their shared body had fallen to the floor with the motion, and Ling looked up at Ed as he seized control.

"Um... well then! That was a surprise." Ling tilted his head as he stood up. Grabbing onto Ed, he decided he wanted to test something.

"Wh-wha-" Ling bent down and kissed Fullmetal on the lips. Ed's face turned red (again), and his knees gave out in apparent shock. (It was a good thing Ling was clinging to him so fiercely, or he might have met the floor yet again.) Ling's face was also red...Did he like Ed?

Ed was having a hard time concentrating, but then Ling decided to press their lips together again. It snapped him out of it rather quickly. Pulling away forcefully, he sputtered, "Ehh? L-Ling! What was that for?" The blonde turned his eyes away, face burning.

Ling was also blushing, but he had more tact and showed that he was keen on ignoring it. "E-Ed. I think I want to tell you something.."

"Hmm?" Ed looked back to Ling, blinking up at him.

A/N: CLIFFHANGER! :D ...A

(1): Let's pretend that Ed has a spider phobia just for this fic. ;D