Tuesday

I was determined that today was going to be the day to get the majority of my biology paper done that I had been putting off.

Procrastination should be my middle name.

I'm pretty sure that there should be an award made with my name on it due to my rather skilled abilities in the matter.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

My internal procrastination was interrupted by the distinctive elevator sounds, altering me to the arrival of someone.

I was hoping it was not one of three people.

Alice, Rose or Emmett.

There would be no way that I would get anything done if it was.

Thankfully it was Edward. Who when he saw me and my current state, sitting among a pile of books and groaned.

"Way to make a guy feel bad, Bella" he dumped his book bag onto the broken chair "I haven't even started, its due next week right?"

I chuckled "Wednesday" and it was not nearly as far away as I needed it to be "Oh and I wouldn't feel too bad about it. Until forty minutes ago my paper was only a heading and a pizza order" This made him smile, which was my goal. Especially when I offered him a slice of my cheese pizza. It was truly super amazing cheesy goodness.

"And now?" he quirked a questioning brow at me as he took a huge bite of pizza himself.

"Its a heading, one paragraph and a delivered pizza" I smiled proudly "Oh and a bottle of diet coke too"

"We really need to bash these out" he said leaning forwards and wiping his pizza greased hands on his jeans "From what I heard in class this morning Emmett has gone and invited people over tomorrow and then its pretty much the usual 'weekend' nights' here"

"What?" I really needed to get this damn thing done.

"Not tonight though, he said something about pitches and shorts for his lunch activities" he shook his head and stole a second slice of my pizza "I don't really listen to him half of the time" Did anybody really listen to him more than ten percent of the time?

"Something to do with his 'Baseball Friends' I bet" It was my time to shake my head this time "which more than likely means drunken Emmett"

"I hope your wrong, but I know your probably not" Edward admitted "Why do we call them his baseball friends anyway? Aren't they r..."

"I don't actually know" I cut him off "Ask Rose, she started it all I think"

"I'll just pass on that" he said moving to sit next to me on the floor.

Soon enough Jasper, Alice, Mike and Rose joined Edward and I do some work.

Which was sure not to last long after the elevator doors opened, followed by what sounded like an extreme sneeze.

Emmett soon rounded the corner and announced to the entire room "I just sneezed and it tasted like Taco Bell"

"Fascinating stuff" Rose muttered as her eyes scanned the pre-law book that was in her lap.

"Welcome to my life" Jasper muttered.

Envy was not something that any of us had over Jasper having to share a room with Emmett.

It was a room that I had yet and had no desire to ever venture into.

Stories had been heard and it was not something that I wanted to have a personal memory off.

"You all love me really" he smiled, showing off his signature dimples "I know you do" his gaze stayed on Rose as he said the last part. It kind of crept me out to be honest.

In classic Rose fashion though she stayed silent to his blabbing and flipped him off with out removing her eyes from the book.

"See" he shouted, making us all jump "She loves me"

Jasper was the brave one to tell him "If you think that means she loves you, you have some serious issues and you may want to see somebody about them"

"That is the best idea I have heard all year" Rose applauded.

She still hadn't moved her gaze from her book, although I suspect that she is not actually reading it though.

"Oh, you wound me Rosie" Emmett sigh with exaggeration.

He then threw himself down and landed onto the broken arm chair.

I know that one day that the thing was just going to completely fall apart from the amount of abuse it gets on a daily bases.

Even with the amount of distractions some of my room-mates had been providing we all actually managed to get a good chunk of work done. And it was only seven in the evening.

Alice had given up an hour or so ago and was flicking though the channels on the flat screen.

"I think they should rename '16 and pregnant' to 'I got knocked up in high school and all I got was a kid and humiliated in front of the nation on TV"

"That would make an awesome shirt" Mike hollared.

Ignoring him "You would still watch it though" I pointed out to Alice, because its true. She loved reaity shows and would watch any of them that which also meant that we all had to suffer through countless episodes of shows like the Kardashians, Kendra, big brother and any other one that was on like them.

"True dat! Oh look Khloe and Lemar is on next!"

Before it started though a news story flashes across the bottom of the screen about Kate Middleton and Prince William.

"I wish I could date someone from the Royal Family" we all turned to stare at her after those words left her mouth "So I could say I had been royally fucked" she explained in a dreamlike voice.

Girl had issues.

Big, big issues.

"You have been spending way to much time around Emmett and Rose" Edward told her.

"It would be cool though, think about it"

Before any of us could agree or not, or come up with any form of response a door slammed down the hall followed by angry stomping footsteps.

"My brother is crazy" Rose announced and looked like steam could come out of her ears and nose any second.

"Why?" Alice was the bravest to actually ask.

Rose stomped back to her chair she had been studying in earlier "He is twenty eight years old and dating a high school junior" gross "He keeps telling me how happy he is. Happy about what? Her SAT score?" angry hand waving was present as well as her voice becoming louder and louder with each word she said.

We all stayed silent, until Emmett decided he needed to blurt something out of course.

"He is happpy about his girls body, dude!"

"He should not of said that" Edward muttered under his breath, barley loud enough for me to hear even though I was sat next to him.

Rose spun around to face Emmett "I am NOT a dude Emmett and gross, that's my brother!"

"You most certainly are not a dude, princess"

Oh, this was not going to end well.

"I am most certainly not yours or anybody else's princess"

A loud sigh escaped Edwards mouth as he slammed his macbook shut.

"I'm going to have a nap, all this reading and shouting is giving me a headache" he announced to no one in particular.

"Guy code for I'm going to jerk off in my room, alone" snickered Rose as he stood up.

all eyes in the room jumped from one to the other.

"Shut up Rose, even if that was true, my sex life is none of your business" he told her.

Emmett surprised us all by jumping onto the coffee table and pointed at Edwards retreating form.

"Are you kidding me? Sex life?" he shouted for all to hear, including Edward who stopped walking and turned his head back in our direction "His sex life has diminished to having wet dreams about jerking off!"

The two starred at each other for a solid couple of seconds as silence enveloped the room.

It was like watching a ticking time bomb.

It was so bad, but oh so good at the same time.

"I am never talking to you again" Edward just glared at Emmett.

Edward was not a violent kind of guy at all.

However I think that is the wrong thing was said next that could change.

It was kind of hot.

Ok, fine, it was damn hot!

I may have some issues too.

Deal with it.

We all continued to look from one to the other before Edward simply turned back around and headed to his room. Not making a sound as he went.

"Correction" Emmett shouted just as Edward slammed his bedroom door shut, loudly "You will never talk to me sober about your non-existant sex life, again"

He then turned to me and apologised.

"Why the hell are you apologising to me?" I shouted at him.

"Cause" he raised his eyebrows suggestively and nodded his head "You know"

I couldn't think of anything to say and simply starred at him as he jumped off the table.

I need to get him back for being such a annoying idiot sometime. Soon.

"Who wants to order takeout?"

Nice diversion there Emmett McCarthy. Nice.

"Your paying" I told him.

Edward reappered from his room about an hour or so later.

We forced Emmett to go and apologise to him, promises were made to make him some cookies if he did it, properly and sincerely.

It was a little bit awkward between them and they hadn't actually spoken to each other since something coming back into the room.

I think that we were all awaiting something to happen between them.

It was however Alice who made us all jump when she slammed a huge textile book shut "I am so done, I'm going to shower"

She never has patience with things when they are not going her way.

As she walked away Emmett of course had to make a rather inappropriate comment.

Maybe we should seriously think about duck taping his mouth shut. Or getting him to a therapist.

"Alice is very cute, but more 'I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet cute' and less 'Please bang me type of cute'" he then pretty much threw some chips into his mouth "yah know?"

"Watch it" Jasper warned him.

Alice and him had been so on and off in the 'friends with benefits' kind of way since we all moved in. None of us ever knew which way round it was. I don't really understand why they are that way but they seem to of put all crazies together here.

I don't think any of us were actually meant to know how often they had been on and off, but the walls are not exactly thick around here.

"Well I would love to sit around here and chat about this fascinating subject but I am going to participate in some of my own self loving while she showers" Rose stood up and I knew that this next bit was said for Emmett's benefit "The vibrating part of my vibrator broke so now I have to rely on the gyration to get me through"

I think Emmett's eyes all but exploded as he watched the blonde bombshell that is Rosalie Hale strut away, swaying her hips as she went.

"I am going to marry that girl" bless his stupid little heart.

Edward leaned forward "Don't mean to burst your bubble but you can not even get her to even kiss you, let alone marry you"

"On that note, I think its time to break out the alcohol and find a party!" Mike Cheered.

"I am so up for that!" Edward agreed and then looked at me.

We both knew that this meant it was about to turn into one of those nights again.

For once I was so up for getting hammered and forgetting about the stupid paper.

I turned to Emmett "I want to get so damn drunk that you will need subtitles to understand me and make me forget everything thats happened tonight so far!"

"Now that's what I am talking about!" he cheered.

Twenty minutes later he dragged us all out to party with his baseball friends.

I hope I live to see tomorrow.