HB- yay we have truths and dares!
Skipper- oh yeah the joy
HB- can it hippie hating jerk!
Skipper- how did you find that out?
HB- hello all time fan here… anyway now it is time to answer the memos. First skipper wear a tutu and sing Barbie
Skipper- hell no crazy demon!
HB- I've been called worse…
Stewie- like what a psychotic Norco bitch? (Remember can't stand swearing leave!)
Kowalski- how does a baby know that kind of adult language?
HB- trust me Kowalski he's no average baby… anyway do the dare skipper!
Skipper- no way!
HB- I was hoping it didn't have to come to this, but Stewie show him a lesson!
Stewie- beat up a stupid bird? Are you insane tightwad?
HB- maybe Stewie, maybe…
Stewie- if it will shut your f**king mouth I'll do it!
(Stewie stands up, and punches skipper in the face)
Skipper- oww what the hell kid!
Stewie- well I got to say this is quite fun! (Punches him again)
Skipper- oww okay I'll do it just get this psycho off me!
HB- and that's why I don't have threats, I have Stewie.
Skipper- okay now we know how we were kidnapped…
Kowalski- it seems this kid is genetically enhanced, amazing (looking him over)
Stewie- careful bird, do that in Quahog, and someone would think you're gay…
Kowalski- right uh… hehhe….
Stewie- if I didn't know better I'd say that bird is gay!
Kowalski- no … uh I'm n-not gay, oh whatever!
HB- interesting *devil grin*
Stewie- you know I like you better, you're like me but in girl form…
HB- hehhe thanks (blushing) anyway can we please do the dare already!
Skipper- fine give me the tutu…
Winter- here you go dad (hands him tutu)
HB- I'm not sure which Barbie song she wanted so we're going with two voices, one song, and we're going to have winter sing with you
Winter- yay!
Skipper- I can't believe I'm doing this…
(The lights dim, and then the music starts in the background, and skipper starts singing)
it's so rare to find a friend like you somehow when you're around the sky is always blue the way we talk the things you say the way you make it all okay and how you know all of my jokes but you laugh anyway
Winter sings: if i could wish for one thing I'd take the smile that u bring wherever you go in this world I'll come along together we dream the same dream forever I'm here for you you're here for me oh ooh oh two voices one song and anywhere u are you know I'll be around and when you call my name I'll listen for the sound
They both sing- oh ooh oh two voices one song
Stewie- I think my ears are bleeding…
HB- mine to Stewie… mine too….
Rico- walski destroy invento's now!
Kowalski- what I don't want to!
HB- it's a dare don't make me use Stewie!
Stewie- I like how she uses force on her enemies…
HB- *smiles* now do it!
Kowalski- *sadly* fine….
HB- that's a good boy (pats his head)
Stewie- (gets jealous in corner)
HB- okay while he's doing that we'll move on… now private this is actually a good thing for the both of us
Private- hmm?
HB- you get free tickets to lunacorns on ice, and I get to watch skipper shout… 3. 2. 1.
Skipper- noooooo!
Winter- what's the matter dad? You don't mind taking me there
HB- *smirk* looks like someone's very sneaky!
Skipper- *blush*
HB- okay then now rico you have to watch these sad movies, and try not to cry
Rico- me cry? *laughs*
Stewie- reminds me of the time I told that kid about the tooth fairy being the spawn of sin…
HB- Stewie no going to flashbacks!
Stewie- oh come on that was gateway gold!
HB- don't care this is not a flashback show, nor is it even your show!
Stewie- hey you dragged me out here bitch!
HB- *angry* whatever, anyway now Stewie this is for you
Stewie- oh wonderful… I can't wait for the pity to amount
HB- we're having another special guest, please welcome Stewie's mother Louis!
Louis- excuse me, but why am I on here again?
HB- you're here for the show and well Stewie's been dared to well… kill you…
Louis- why would he do that?
Stewie- maybe if you paid more attention to me you'd find out!
Louis- he's always been a good boy
Stewie- hey listen when I'm speaking to you!
Louis- I don't see why… (Suddenly a plate hits her in the back of the head)
HB- *gasping as she looked Louis over* Stewie what did you do?
Stewie- I did what I was told, I killed her!
Louis- (moves a little to get up)
Stewie- oh damn you vile women; die already! *pulls out laser gun* prepare for the wrath of destruction!
HB- uh Stewie I kind of disarmed all your weapons so you couldn't leave here…
Stewie- curse you too bitch!
HB- aww thanks!
Stewie- I swear it's like learning from an elephant…
(Flashback begins to from, but HB breaks through it)
HB- I told you no flashbacks!
Stewie- aww come on! Fine do it the old fashion way… (Picks up hammer, and begins beating Louis with it)
HB- okay now we're on to truths… first Hans why can't you fly like other puffins?
Hans- well I have gained an injury while in Denmark with skipper, and it caused me to be unstable to fly…
HB- hmm never thought of that reason… anyway another for you Stewie… have you ever thought of you and Brian as a couple… *whispers* I know I have…
Stewie- well not really Brian's my best friend, and he can be quite… well sometimes entertaining, but really he's a flea bitten mutt that really has no idea what to look for in a relationship!
HB- O.o
Everyone- O.o
Stewie- why are you all staring? Turn around you damn stalkers!
HB- stalker?
Stewie- I've seen you before always trying to get Brian's autograph!
HB- well he is kind of cute… though tough to follow a lot of times…
Stewie- he's a dog!
HB- and you are a baby who's been hitting on me for weeks now!
Stewie- um *blushes*
HB- *smirk* anyway blowhole last one is for you!
Blowhole- oh great what?
HB- you have to tell us the most embarrassing thing you ever did?
Blowhole- why of course it would be the time that I found out I was making out with a shark…
HB- wow when did that happen!
Blowhole- three weeks ago… and it was a guy….
HB- :O
Blowhole- yeah I know, but it looked like a female dolphin!
HB- that's all the time we have for today, so good day everyone!
Kowalski- done!
HB- oh right here Kowalski (throws him candy bag)
Kowalski- candy!
Stewie- what he gets's candy from you, and I don't!
HB- Stewie we've been over this! You're just a baby!
Stewie- a bigger man then he'll ever be!
HB- mmm now we're going, and no you can't come to my house tonight!
Dares and truths made by Cheycartoongirl8
I do own winter, Jamie, myself, their relationships, and their hatred toward me!
I do not own PoM cast, Louis, or Stewie!
Hosts of this show are heartbreak-penguin, rico, and Stewie when we're gone
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