I AM THE MARIUS
A/N: Part II of Les Amis in Concert! Yay! I don't own Les Mis, the Beatles, or Alice in Wonderland (the Walrus was the walrus in the 'Walrus and the Carpenter') So RR and enjoy!
Les Amis had, once again, met the Beatles. John was talking to them about a new idea he had called "Magical Mystery Tour"
"…There's also going to be a song it called 'I am the Walrus'," John announced
"Walrus! Eww!" Marius shrieked.
"There's gonna be a nice little groovy van and everything, too," Paul said matter-of-factly
"Oh, I get it. It's like last time when we had to do that concert for you guys back in '64, right?" Enjolras pondered.
"Uh, yeah, pretty much," George replied.
"We'll be there!" Prouvaire stated.
"WHAT!" cried the rest of the Amis.
"Gear! We'll see ya there!" George winked as he and his mates left them.
"Nice going, Jehan. Don't you remember that' I'M the leader?" Enjolras yelled.
"Hey! Sorry, fellas! I didn't want to be rude or anything, that's all!" Jehan tried to stick up for himself.
"We don't even have a car!" cried 'Ferre.
"Forget the car, we don't even know how to drive!" complained Courfeyrac.
"I said I was sorry!"
Les Amis somehow managed to get to the site of the MMT (Magical Mystery Tour).
"Hey, fellas! It's those French boys!" John exclaimed.
"Oooo! What's that?" Marius pointed to something in Lennon's hand.
"It's a walrus suit," John replied.
"Eww!" shrieked Marius.
"Ya got anything ta drink?" Grantaire said drowsily.
"Sure, just follow me into the van," Ringo replied.
"Okey dokey…"
"Marius, you'll need to put this on…" John stated.
"The walrus thing? Eww!"
"Don't worry, M'sieur Lennon, I'll put it on him," Enjolras forced the walrus suit on Marius.
"Where's Cosette when you need her?" Marius cried.
"Back in Paris, stupid!" Courfeyrac shouted at Marius.
"George, Paul, and I we'll teach you the lyrics now if you come right here, Mr. Pontmercy…"
"No!"
"Don't worry, boys, I got it," Enjolras kicked Marius in the seat of his pants.
"Ow!" Marius ran and hid behind Paul.
John dragged Marius over to him so he could learn the lyrics.
Next thing he knew, Marius was standing on a white grand piano.
"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
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Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'joob…" Marius sang.
Then, Marius jumped off the piano and ran away crying "I am Marius! I am Marius!"
"Well, there he goes," John watched as Marius ran away and grew to a little speck and Les Amis ran after him trying to convince Marius that it was just a song.
A/N: Now wasn't that most interesting? Yes, I know I was bored, don't remind me. Hope ya enjoyed it! DO NOT FLAME! DO NOT FLAME!