Brick (The Rowdyruffs arrive)
Our black limo stops at the entrance of Townsville's 5 star hotel. A fancy place for fancy people with fancy fucking Tuxedos. I honestly did not want to come on this vacation when Mojo announced it to us. What could I possibly gain on this trip? I would have been happy just to stay home in Mojo's mansion for my birthday, maybe play some Call of Duty. But NOOOOO! Boomer and Butch wanted to go so here we are! And when I said that they could go by my myself, Mojo said I HAD to come, to keep them in line! What am I?! A fucking COP?! And why did we have to come to this specific hotel?! We could have gone to a nice cozy motel! BUT NOOOOOOO! I will not-REPEAT- I WILL NOT WEAR A TIE! OR a formal suit! OR dress shoes! I can't wait until the day I don't have to listen to Mojo anymore. Anyway we get out of the limo and I notice a white limo parked in the lot. That couldn't be- Nah Brick, there are many other white limos in Townsville. It couldn't possibly be her limo. Though I have to admit, it would be totally AWESOME if she were here too.
Butch: How many stories you think there are, Booms?
Boomer: (looks up at the seemingly endless tower that can be seen from Mojo's mansion in the forest) 3.
Butch: (snickers)
Boomer: What's so funny? (He demanded)
Butch: Nothing. (Boomer glares suspiciously)
Brick: C'mon you Idiots, get your bags!
I take out my suitcase and bags from the trunk and so do Butch and Boomer. We fly up the steps and into the lobby. This place is even more fancy than I had thought. It's like Queen Elizabeth herself designed this place.
Butch: Yo Brick, you think they got female maids in this joint?
Brick: I don't know, probably. Why do you need them to clean up when you shit on the floor? (I grin to myself)
Butch: (Instantly angered) THAT WAS ONE TIME!
Boomer: (He snorts but stops when Butch punches him in the face)AAUGH! WHAT THE FUCK BITCH!?
Butch: (totally ignores Boomer) Actually I had other plans for them.
Just then a maid came up to us and offered us a hot towels. Butch grins mischievously as he took one of the towels. He leans in to the maid's ear and whispers something. The maid's entire face goes red. She looks intentily at the hot towel then hurries back to wherever she came from. Knowing Butch he probably told her to come find him tonight for some fun. Butch is a real player. He's slept with so many girls it's a miracle that he hasn't got STDs...yet. I just roll my eyes and goes over to the front desk...where this random guy is jerking off to a photos of Bubbles!? With my super eyesight I could see that he had a couple of pictures of Bubbles at the beach, in Vogue and in bed!? How the actual fuck did he get that?! I hate this guy already. He doesn't notice us yet soo...I hit that small little bell so hard it breaks. The guy is startled and faces us. It is then that I see on his forehead in cursive is 'Bubbles"? Ok so now I definitely know that she along with the rest of the Powerpuffs are here.
Brick: Whatcha doin there there? (I lean on the counter and his name tag says 'Clark' on it)
Clark: Oh...you know...just some interwebbing. Uh...what can I do for you-you guys?
Unfortunately I can't pummel this guy to a pulp without having having to tell Boomer and Butch why. I can visually see that he is shaking. And it's not just because he got caught being a creep. It's because he knows who we are. We still terrorize the city from time to time just for fun. At least Butch really likes it. We even go to school regularly and I don't know about Boomer and Butch but I go to school for one reason and one reason only. And that is to see sweet Bubbles. Yup that's right, I like Bubbles. Though right now i'm being friendzoned. BAD. She thinks of me as a BIG BROTHER. She's probably falling for Boomer and his gentleman act again. But since she's actually here I just might try to win her over.
Butch: We're here to check in. (He crossed his arms and he looked about ready to kill this guy)
Why's HE so mad? What, he's the only one allowed to be a creep to Bubbles?
Clark: Of Course! (starts doing shit on the computer) Brick room 906, Butch room 905, Boomer 904. Here are your cards and have a nice stay! (He hands us each a card)
I give him one last death glare then start for the elevator with my bags and so does Butch. Boomer has been quiet and won't stop looking at guy's signature. I was about to yell at him to get his ass over here when he suddenly points to Clark's forehead.
Boomer: Hey you've got something on your forehead.
Clark: What! Really!?
Boomer: Here I got it. (He licks his thumb and proceeds to completely smudge Bubble's signature, Butch and I stifle a laugh) Got it! (He smiles triumphantly and picks up his bags)
Clark: Oh thank you! (touches his forehead and looks at the black ink on his fingers and his face goes white) No! You didn't!
Boomer: I did. (rushes over to the elevator)
Clark: NOOO!
Butch: That's what you get for being a creep!
We all laugh as we're in the elevator and it gets to level 9. As we're walking through the hallway Butch is still laughing his ass off.
Butch: (tears spilling out of his eyes) Did you see his face?! It was priceless!
Boomer: Hey look Brick 906 is your room, then Butch is 905 and I'm-(gasps dramatically)
Butch: What's with the gasping?
Boomer: (whispers) Look! (He points at the 3 rooms that were right next to ours)
The door one room over was open. Butch slowly walks over to the door and sticks his head inside. Suddenly Butch is pushed up against the door across from the one he looked into. The person who had him pinned was none other than the green Psycho!
Buttercup: (She slammed Butch against the door) What are you doing here Twitch!?
Butch: Isn't it obvious? Looking for you! (He runs the back of his fingers across Psycho's cheek and she growls at him)
Just then the door farthest away from us opens and Pinky steps out. She jumps back a bit as if she's about to run back inside the room.
Brick: Hey Pinky! Missed me? (I open my arms out wide)
She stiffens and gives me a questionable look.
Blossom: What are you doing here? And don't call me Pinky.
Brick: Ouch! (I pretend to be hurt) I don't even get a hug? You only think of me as a bad guy?
Blossom: How can I not when you and your brothers still terrorize Townsville? (She crosses her arms)
Buttercup: Stalker much? (She kicks Butch in the shin and escapes his grip)
Boomer: Relax, Ladies! We're aren't here to cause trouble.
Butch: For now.
Blossom: Then what are you here for?
Brick: For our birthday. We're turning 19. What about you Pinky? What are you in for?
Blossom: To celebrate our 18th birthday. And don't call me Pinky!
Butch: Ha! We're older than you!
Buttercup roundhouse kicks him in the face.
Boomer: Ok it's my turn to interact with my counterpart! Where's Bubbles?
I would like to ask the same question. I know she came.
Blossom: I think she's still-
We all hear a high pitched girly squee. That's got to be Bubbles.
Blossom: (sighs) Bubbles!
Bubbles: Yeah?
Blossom: Come look who's here!
Boomer must have figured out which room Bubbles was coming out of because he stood right in front of the room right next to his. When it opened to an awestruck Bubbles, Boomer said...
Boomer: Hey Bubbles! Looks like we're gonna be neighbors!
Bubbles glanced over and saw me and Butch also standing there then a gigantic smile formed on her face.
Bubbles: Eeeeeeee! What a nice surprise! She hugs Boomer tightly) I so did not expect to see you guys here!
She jumps on me and I catch her in a bear hug. She smells like Cotton candy and her skin feels so warm and soft.
Brick: (I whisper) Hey Bubbs.
I hold on to her tightly. I'm not trying to be a pervert or anything but her boobs were smashed up against my chest in such a way that I felt myself get a slight boner. I try to hold on to her for just a few more seconds but eventually it's Butch's turn. Uugh. I hate sharing. Bubbles hugs Butch but he slide his hands down to her ass! THAT BASTARD! He's always trying to make moves on Bubbles! It drives me mad! He needs to learn to stay off my Bubbles!
Bubbles: (gasps and smacks him playfully) Stop!
Butch: You know you want me.
GAG!
Bubbles: Just put me down Butch!
Butch: As you wish Baby Doll. (He finally lets her down)
Buttercup: Lay your grubby man whore hands off my baby sister!(Psycho walks right up to Butch and sticks her finger in Butch's chest)
Butch: Ooo! Getting a little jealous I see?
Buttercup: (She actually looks a little flustered for a minute) No! I just don't want my baby sister to become another one of your hookers!
Butch: Bubbles is not just one of my hookers. She's my lover!
Oh real smooth Butch! Everyone knows that Butch just wants to get into Bubbles's pants. That will never happen.
Blossom: Alright, Ok. So let me get this straight. (She rubs her temples) You guys are having your 19th birthday the same day as ours?
I nod.
Blossom: And you're celebrating here? The same place as ours?
I nod.
Blossom: For 3 months.
I nod.
Blossom: And to top it all off, Butch has his eyes on Bubbles?
He nods.
Blossom: Okay, emergency Powerpuff meeting in Bubbles's room. (She pushes Psycho and Bubbles into the room and slams the door)