A/N: I'm still writing. Hey I may finish this in just days since I am basically planing on doing almost a carbon- copy of the movie. Wouldn't that beat all? Well on to chapter two.

Also: Sorry If the characters are a little OOC. That's just how it would work. and for the sake of the story let's all pretend that in Hermione's dream Hogwarts is split into an all Girl School and an all boy school on opposite sides of Hogsmede. Also they have never met any of the guys, except for Harry who everybody knows anyways. And Ginny didn't tell any of them about any of her brothers either. I know its like so AU but bear with me PLEASE! and Thank You!

My Disclaimer: (Since I forgot it last time.) I do not own any Harry Potter Characters- though I would love to BUY George Weasley for my own Personal Pleasures. (Don't worry mom we'll get married first.) Ron wouldn't be too bad either, but he belongs to Hermione and I can't compete with that. Okay back to the main point. I don't really own anything in this fic except the idea to blend the two things together. 'Gidget' belongs to Columbia pictures inc.

Cast of Characters:

Gidget- Hermione

Moondoggie- Ron

B. L.- Ginny

Kahuna- Viktor

Patty- Luna

Hot Shot- Seamus

Gidget's friend- Parvati

Lover Boy- Cormac McLaggen

Gidget's friend 2- Padma

Lord Byron- Justin Finch-fetchly

Wai Ki Ki- Neville

Stinky- Dean

All other characters are basically just added in for enhancement.

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They got all dressed and dolled up. "I'll be out in a minute." Hermione yelled from her dorm.

"That girl has PROBLEMS." Luna said bluntly.

"Well, just exactly what problems does she have?" Ginny asked.

"She'd rather be given books than looks for one thing." Luna answered off-handedly. "She's studied up on just about everything except for SEX."

"What's wrong with that?" Ginny asked checking her appearance.

"She's nearly seventeen!"

"Not for a couple of weeks." Ginny said in defense of her best friend.

"Well that's easy for you to say. Your going out with Harry. You have your social stance in the bag. If she had a boyfriend things could be a lot easier for her." Luna said matter-of-factly.

Ten seconds later Hermione came bounding into the common room. "Ready?" she asked with forced enthusiasm.

Luna turned to face her. "Yeah. Come on let's go. Parvati and Padma are waiting."

She grabbed hold of Hermione's arm and went to hook arms with Ginny too. "I can't go, I told Harry I would spend the day with him. Sorry, girls." She said somewhat cheekily.

"Oh for the day when I can make an excuse to spend the whole day with my Boyfriend." Luna said dreamily. "Well, we better be off. We have many cute guys just out there waiting."

Luna, Hermione, and the Patil twins made their way out of the grounds and into a thestral-drawn carriage. "Where are we going?" Hermione asked.

"To the Park in Hogsmede. But first we're going to stop off and buy some butterbeers and a few sandwhiches."

"What on earth are we going to do at a park?" Hermione asked incredulously.

Padma stared at her like she was some sort of weird plant from Herbology then answered "Why check out guys of course!"

"And get them to check us out too!" her twin added.

Hermione felt so out of place. She liked it so much better last year when boys were just something that she never really had to put up with except for her cousin and a few of the professors at Hogwarts for Girls.

When they arrived at the park, they headed out to a clearing where they could view the entire park form every direction.

Right away Parvati had spotted a group of guys off a little ways riding broomsticks and doing all sorts of neat tricks. "Look over there. Six or seven gorgeous hunks of male."

"What could we do to draw their attention?" Padma asked.

"I've got an idea." Luna said. "She reached for her pusre and began to dig around. She looked quite a bit like Mary Poppins sinsce half of her body was in her bag. "I know it's in here somwhere. Ah, here it is."

The other girls looked to see what she had. It was a fanged frisbee, though some of the fags had been broken off and othe looked too blunt to be called buttons. "Oh that's a great idea," Padma announced.

They beagn to throw it back and forth to each other. Parvati threw it way out of Hermione's reach and off towards the group of boys. But Hermione was still able to catch it even if she did fall on her bum. "Great job, Ludo Bagman," Padma said. "Luna, straighten her out before it's too late."

Luna switched pllaces with Hermione and the grils began to play again.

Padma lobbed the frisbee as far as she could and managed to "Accidentally" hit one of the guys.

Parvati was just about to walk over thre to get it when a little boy walked up and handed her the frisbee. "The guys asked me to bring this to you and to ask you if you can't trow properly to plese not play at all, for everyone's sake."

Parvati looked insulted. "Well I never!" she said haughtily.

"I give up girls. I'm going to go swing." Hermione announced.

"Come on girls let's go elsewhere to find some guys." Luna said. "We're going to be at the Three Broomsticks if you need anything Hermione."

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Hermione made her way over to the swings. They were charmed to swing themselves according to the riders desires. Hermione sat down and began swinging. the swing took over and she closed her eyes. She didn't typically like to go too fast but today she was in the mood to swing high.

All of a sudden Hermione heard a sound that didn't make her feel too comfortable. then she looked up to where the chains connected to the frame. they were about to snap. And just as she had thought right as sh was swinging foward the chains broke free and she was soaring through the air screaming. Out of nowhere she saw something red flash her way. Instantly the falling sensation stopped and she noticed for the first time her rescuer. "Hold on tight. Okay?"

He was quite handsome and he was really good at flying. He had bright red hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and small feckles spread across his face. No sooner had Hermione made her assesments of her Hero than they had landed. She heard quite a few catcalls. "Are you alright?" the red head asked.

"Yeah, fine. Thanks."

"Hey looky there, Moondoggie has caught something and it's not a quaffle," said a dark skinned boy.

"Well if it's not a quaffle then what is it?" said a different boy.

"I don't know," said the first.

"That was fun! Can we go up again?" she asked timidly.

"For your information you could have been seriously injured or even killed," the one called Moondoggie, her rescuer replied.

"Hey, you listen to Moondoggie, this area is specifically for quidditch and broom races; it's too dangerous for dames," said another.

Hermione looked befuddled. "Oh, me. I no dame."

"SHE ISN'T!" the second boy said feigning shock.

"She has all the equipment of a dame," stated the fourth boy.

"You better get your monacle Lord Byron, that's not equipment." said the second boy.

A few of the guys chuckled at this. The same boy continued. "She's kind of a pint size, if you will. Maybe she has amnesia. Well I'll just take her over here and..."

Moondoggie spoke up. "Hey guys knock it off. Be a good girl a go back to your friends."

"But I haven't got to thank..."

"Okay, well, you have now so go back to your mum." He turned to walk away then added, "And run don't walk," rather bossily.

As she turned to leave she could hear even more taunting form the guys. She turned to look at them as she stormed off and consequently hit a levitating sign that said "Need a broom? See Stinky." She looked around for this Stinky fellow. then she spotted the dark-skinned boy form earlier.

"You Stinky?" she asked.

"Yeah. what's it to ya?" was the reply.

"How much does a broom cost?"

"Why would a chickie like you need one of these brooms?" he asked as he continued waving his wand over the broom to inspect it for deformities.

Hermione looked at the broom. "I want to learn to fly and do all sorts of neat tricks. It could be the absolute ultimate."

"Have you ever even ridden a broom before? You probably couldn't even sit on it properly."

Hermione made to sit on one of the brooms. "Okay, okay. I see now. But they're about a hundred and fifty galleons. Even a used one will run you about fifty galleons." Stinky said while continuing to service another broom.

Hermione looked down-cast. "All I have left of my allowance is about fifteen galleons," she paused and thought, "Hey, my credit's good."

Stinky looked up from his work. "What do you think we're running here a finance company?"

"I've just got to have one of those brooms. I just have to," Hermione said desparately.

"What, your little girly-friends don't wanna play dollies with you anymore?" the dark boy asked condescendingly.

"No, all they're interestined in is...nevermind." Hermione thought for a moment. "I'll write Mum and Dad. I'll get you the money."

Stinky looked up at her. "Yeah, when?"

"Next weekend." she answered and left.

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A/N: I know it seems a little cheesy, but I like it. If you don't like it just say so. If you hate, tell me what could make it better. If you like it, stay tuned for chapter three.

Thank You all who read!

-KAT