Author aka me! Mwahahaha lol Rosalie Bella Alice

Bella, you are so weird. You do know that Edward will kill you after this?

Yep

OH, hush up Rose, this will be FUN!

No it wont. He will murder us all.

Us maybe, but not Bella!

Even more of a reason to hate her.

That wasn't very nice Rosalie! You hurt Bella's feeeeelings!

Why would I care?!?!

Look at what you've done! She is crying!

Ummm Bella, I am sorry. I didn't mean it li-

Gotchya! Gotchya!

See! This will be fun!

Yipee!

Ummm, why are you running around in circles?

Cuz I feeeeel like it

Should I be scared now?

Oh no! look at what I found in her hand! It's a bag of pot! OMG

Shut up Alice it is just sugar, besides if it was pot we would have smelt it

Oh yeahhhhhh drr I am so stupid

Yes you are

Hey! That is so mean!

Gotchya myself! Mwahahahahahaha

The Harry Pickle! The Harry Pickle! The Harry Pickle!

Bella… we will never pull this off if you don't calm down!

I love you! You love me! We are a happy family!

My god! Now she is singing barney!

Well how would you even know what barney is? Hmmmm?

Welll…. I kinda watch it sometimes.

OMG Rosalie loves barney!

Rose loves barney! Yes she does! Lets hope Emmett doesn't have a gun!

cuz if he does he will shoot barney in the head! Lets go home and sing again!

Now Alice is doing it!

(Edward was there the whole time Video taping them. Yay revenge!)

(he now goes and downloads this on the computer)

Wait, so what was it that we wanted to do to Edward, Alice?

Well…

Hahahah cliffhanger! Sry I promise to update soon