Chapter Two: Forbidden Love
"So, Kyle Broflovski," said Sheila. "I hear through the grapevine you were out on a date with Shelley Marsh, Stanley 's older sister."
"I was not!" said Kyle.
"We don't like Shelley Marsh because she's 20 and you're only 17. There is problem with that," said Gerald Broflovski.
"Plus you were at Raisins," said Sheila. "You know that you're forbidden there by us."
"I'm getting tired of both of you ragging on me just because I like Shelley Marsh," said Kyle. "So what if she's 20 and I'm 17. And who told you that bullshit?"
"Kenny McCormick told us," said Ike.
"Shut up Ike you frickin' turd!"
"Your father and I have agreed with Shelley's parents you are no longer allowed to see Shelley, even after school. And stop saying profanities and calling Ike a turd!"
Then Kyle went upstairs and muttered profanities and went into his thoughts.
What's the big deal if I love Shelley? Making it seem like a bad thing... thought Kyle as he walked up the stairs. Ike was with a 30 year old teacher when he was 5. Shelley's only 20, it's not a big deal.
"Marsh residents, Shelley speaking," said Shelley.
"Shelley, my parents won't let me see you," said Kyle.
"Mine won't either," said Shelley. "Sneak in my window. No one's home. Except Stan. Go through the window. Love you."
Then they both hung up. Then Kyle wrote a note on his bed in case his parents tried to find him. It said:
Out with my friends. Will be back soon at 10:00.
---Kyle B.
P.S. I'll call if I run late
Then he climbed out the window and closed it to hide the fact he went out that way. Then he sneakily managed to get to the Marshes' home.
Just to make sure Stan wasn't watching, Kyle went through the back to Shelley's window.
"Shelley, it's me," whispered Kyle.
"Shh! Stan could hear us and snitch us out! I don't want him to hear," said Shelley with pleading eyes.
"Sorry."
"My mom thinks I'm too old to date you. And I don't think you're a turd like I used to."
"And I don't think you're a bitch with braces like I used to."
Then they started kissing. As they were really passionate, Stan barged in.
"Shelley!" said Stan.
"You little turd!" said Shelley to Stan.
"Stan?" said Kyle.
"Kyle!" said Stan. "I'm telling your mom and my mom about this."
"You won't," said Shelley. "Or I'll rip your goddamn balls off, you turd!!!"
"You can't tell me what to do Shelley!" said Stan. "I will telll mom and dad and your lips will regret it!"
"What's that supposed mean?"
"You'll never see Kyle again!"
"You know what, Stan?" said Kyle, with an edge. "This is one of my good girlfriends! At least my ex-girlfriends' little brothers wouldn't bitch about their older sister dating their best friend!"
"Girlfriend? We'll talk about this later, you turd!" snapped Shelley.
"Goodbye Shell," said Kyle.
"Bye Kyle," said Shelley and then they butterfly-kissed as Kyle climbed out Shelley's window.
"You just want him to get over Dusty," said Stan.
"If you come between me and Kyle in this relationship, I swear to God I will kill you and I mean it!" snapped Shelley. "You broke up me and Dusty and a whole bunch of other people just because you were jealous!"
"I only--"
"I don't wanna hear it!! You heard what I said! Don't tell Kyle's mom or our mom about this or I'll literally kill you!" screamed Shelley.
"Maybe I will tell, maybe I won't," said Stan, walking out.
So... will Stan really tell or will he keep it a secret like he was forced to?