CHAPTER TWO
Hey, it's me again. X3 Here comes rewrite chapter two…aw hell...
-KitTea
Bramblestar was sleeping peacefully in his den. He had been restless, and for the past week he could not fall asleep! It was probably from the catmint…ANYWAYS, he couldn't fall asleep! But finally, after this long and terrible hardship, he finally got some finally finally sleep finally.
..what
But then, something RUDELY interrupted his sleep.
SMASH
Bramblestar opened one eye. He growled. "Who dared to awaken me from my hard earned rest?!" He screeched in outrage.
"Calm down!" Squirrelflight grinned. Because even though cats can't grin, she did. WORLD RECORDS YES.
"It's raining tacos!" She cried.
Oh, of course! Because that totally makes sense. Raining tacos on a clear day! Yup! That is so realistic! I can hardly believe my eyes. The Clan was so excited. I mean, even though cats cannot actually eat butter which you use to fry the taco shell...
Anyways, the Clan LO ED it!
lovef
loged
Lovgeyp
...ANYways
For some...strange reason...They made taco castles and taco men...cats...toms...and they made taco everythings! They also ate the tacos and didn't get sick (what a miracle; that catmint is amazing!).
In fact, it was so amazing that Purdy had to tell a story! He gathered everyone around, ruining the PERFECTHAPPYGLITTERRAINBOW mood.
"So what is your story about" Cloudtail asked so blandly, that his words could not even HAVE GRAMMERZ...GRAMMARZ...gram crackers...GRAHAM FRACKERS...MRAGGER...
"It's about the time when I was just a kit..." The elder began swroly.
SlowYL
SloLYY
Sloely
S L OW R LY
...dammit I give up.