Wow. i realized that Mori and Honey hardly say anything in this chapter. so... mori's being himself while honey is eating cake. *shrug*

Chpt.2

Well, here I am. Dallas thought as she stood in front of the giant door of the host club located in a music room. I'm about to "flirt" with boys that I don't give a single damn about for my notebook back. All sixteen year old girls go through some sort of hell like this in their life, right? Dallas took in a deep breath and sighed.

She did her research on the club and which boy she'd want to become a client to. She wanted someone who wasn't handsy and who seemed down to earth. That left three boys. Mori, Haruhi, and Kyoya. Mori didn't talk much apparently, and Kyoya supposedly knew EVERYTHING and for some reason, Dallas just didn't see herself liking him much. In a way, he sort of crept her out. So that left Haruhi.

When she opened the door, petals seemed to fly in her face.

Where the hell did they got those rose petals?

"Welcome." All the boys said in unison.

Holy crap I should run. Terrible idea! Terrible idea! C'mon Dallas. You can do this. This is for your notebook. Think of that notebook.

"Um… Hello." Dallas waved sheepishly.

"Hello beautiful princess!" the blond one who Dallas recognized as Tamaki exclaimed.

Crap! Tamaki already had his arms around Dallas and his face was uncomfortably close.

"What brings you to the host club oh beautiful foreign one. Are you searching for romance?" he questioned in a dramatic voice.

"Um… uh… well…"

Get off of me! Get off of me now! GET YOUR FACE AWAY FROM ME AND GET OFF OF ME!

"What is that sweet princess?" She could feel the guys breath on her neck.

TOO CLOSE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! GET AWAY DUDE! GET AWAY!

"Tamaki, I believe that the girl is uncomfortable." Kyoya stated, and Tamaki backed off a bit more.

"My apologies princess. I didn't mean to scare you." He smiled.

"You didn't scare me." she stated, crossing her arms, but then sighed heavily. "I want to become a client. For Haruhi Fujioka."

Then why didn't you just say so!" Tamaki exclaimed happily.

Well he's… flamboyant.

"Excuse my asking, but why?" Kyoya questioned, and everyone looked at him.

"What do you mean?" Dallas inquired, puzzled.

"Well, word around school says that you're a lesbian." He stated and Dallas rolled her eyes as she crossed her arms.

"And what exactly do you even really know about me? Do you always just assume that rumors are true?" she questioned in a challenging voice.

"Well, I don't usually trust everything I hear, but there is usually some truth to rumors. And what I know about you is that you are a second year student, you moved here from America, your father is a very wealthy man, you enjoy writing, and reading comics and you prefer tea over coffee. Would you like me to continue, because that is only the beginning of what I know about you." He said seriously but no one could miss the way he smirked.

Creepy. So creepy!

"So… can I be Haruhi's client?" Dallas questioned again, feeling very awkward. How does one go about asking to be a host's client? Is it like this? If not I'm just making a fool out of myself. Well, what do I care. Here's me, the lesbian American fool. Hello everyone!

"You sound nervous." Both the Hitachiin twins said in unison as both of them placed a hand on the girl's shoulder.

"Just my first time doing this is all." Dallas answered, trying to shake the hands off of her shoulders.

"Well that's obvious." One of the twins chuckled.

"Yeah, you seem so awkward." The other informed.

"Now, now no need to be rude. She is our guest, and as a guest to the host club she shall be treated with the upmost respect. All woman are to be valued as princesses and…"

Wow this guy just won't stop talking. Blah blah blah, he's almost as over dramatic as the girls. Ugh! Just… just…

"Shut up. Please shut up." Dallas stated. Tamaki looked at her in shock, and in the blink of an eye, he was in the corner of the room with a dark cloud over him, sulking.

"Boss does that all the time." The twins laughed in unison.

"I'm sorry Tamaki." She sighed, and the princely character was up again with a smile plastered to his face.

"Oh apology accepted young fair princess!" Tamaki said, his voice dripping with drama.

This guy is unreal. Dallas thought as the man seemed to dance around the room.

"So… can I please have Haruhi as my host?" she inquired.

"Sure." Haruhi said with a smile. "I'd be happy to."

Alright. Day one of being a total flirt. Let the good times roll.