Fan Fic- Life's little games

I wish I owned naruto...sniffle

Same warnings and notes as last chapter.

Oh, and a description on Renshin (mentioned in last chapter). He's a fair bit taller then Naruto, he has relatively long blue hair that's tied back in a pony tail, with bangs infront of his eyes, which are a dark dark dark...we'll say, navy blue, almost black. His skin is pale, or atleast paler then Naruto's, but not a pale as Sasuke's.

Anything with a number beside it is almost a spoiler

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CHAPTER 2 START

Flashback

" Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked into the apparantly empty house. He listened for a moment before walking upstairs to the girls bedroom hating the moment and hating himself.

" Nnnnnnghhh...Naru-chan...up here..." the girl called seductively from her bedroom. He sighed and walked into the dark room, then paused, seeing no one in there. " Naru-chan...you kept me waiting..." she cooed from behind him as she closed the door and wrapped her arms around him.

He felt sick as the sent of alcohol reached him. That wasn't like her...at all. Because of that, he felt worse, thinking of how depressed she would of had to be to drink and all that, not that he had much time to think about it. He soon felt himself getting pulled over to the girls' bed.

Damn..doesn't help that we're both whores... he thought to himself as lips started playing with his neck, sending a sharp pain through his throat, realizing that he was injured there(1), from a previous encounter with a very pissed off Renshin. Naruto started to panic as he thought of even more of the painful things he was hiding that would be revealed in the act of stripping.

" Saku...ra...chan...I'm not feeling well...gomen...but I'm going home..." he whispered, almost harshly, to the pink haired girl.

" Wh...what?" She asked, as he pushed her off of him and stood up. Before he walked out the door, she frowned and followed him, grabbing his arm. " What's wrong with you today? Usually you're really eager...are you feeling ok?"

" No...now bye...I'm feeling sick..." he released his arm from her grasp and ran outside. Once the door was closed, he started walking back home.

Stupid girl...stupid Renshin...hm...my neck hurts so much... he lightly tugged at the white bandage wrapped around his throat to hid what was underneath.

" It's raining..."

End Flashback

Spoiler things

1). Renshin tried to choke Naruto at some point in time, evil, I know, gomen...and he left a bruised hand print on the blonde's throat that's exceptionally sore. The only person/ people who know about it and the other things that Renshin does to Naruto, are Neji and Gaara, because they found him in the needle incedent (explained later when you see an N in brackets in a few chapters).

Back to story.

" I hate that woman..." Naruto grumbled as he stumbled into his apartment. He forced his tired body in the direction of his room, but stopped at the door when he heard the noices coming from inside it. " That bastard wouldn't dare..."

-" He dared..."- Kyuubi pointed out, vemon in the foxes words. Naruto sighed and slammed on the door, hearing the noices and such activities stop.

" You can atleast do it in your own bedroom, asshole!" Naruto yelled at the people inside. A shoffling noice started, then the door opened, to reveal a naked, pissed off looking, Renshin and another naked woman. Naruto frowned in distaste at both the naked people and walked into his room, almost throwing up at the stench. It smelled like sex...disgusting, straight, sex...ew. " Why didn't you do it in your own room? Why mine? That smell won't go away for weeks now..."

" Renshiiiinnnnn...who's he?" The woman studdered, lustfully, reminding Naruto of a few moments ago.

" Just a room mate...go to my room will you?" He said to the woman, who frowned and walked away. Renshin turned back to the blonde and flicked own of the blonde's bigger bruises. " You know you're in shit too, right?"

" Why's that, hm?" The blonde asked, uncaringly.

" Because, you weren't home...what'd I tell you about asking to go places, hm?"

" I don't see why it matters so much...my stuff is here...I'm not about to run off without my stuff, you know...and you do it all the time, I shouldn't be the one tied on a leash..."

" Whatever...next time you go out somewhere, atleast tell me before going, k?" The blue haired man smiled, evilily at that, and walked off to where his little vixen was waiting. Naruto frowned and walked into his room, slamming the door, locking it in the process.

" Dumb bastard..." he swore under his breath, before tearing the sheets and blankets off his bed and throwing them in a corner. Swearing, he flipped his matress over.

-" OPEN A FUCKING WINDOW! NOW! THIS...STENCH IS MAKING ME SICK!"- The fox growled within Naruto's stomach. Seriously, though, the smell was even getting to Naruto, and he was USED to it!

Yeah yeah, Kyuu...wait a minute... The blonde laughed in his head, as he cracked the window open as far as he could. It was like a breath of very very fresh and CLEAN air! Better? Geez, I guess having the comfier bed was a bad thing, ne? It's not like I sleep that much anyways, I think I'm turning into Gaara...heh

-"...no, no, and NO, if you ever ever EVER turn into that Racoon, I swear...I will tear you apart from the inside out..."- Kyuubi threatened from Naruto's gut...which was harmless really, though the fox COULD take over Naruto's body...but they agreed on that one as a no go because things would get really really ugly.

The blonde sighed, and started looking for his phone, which was one of those mini razors, only orange! After a few minutes of searching, ironically, his phone started ringing, which led him to under a stack of paper on his dresser. He grabbed the phone and flipped it open.

" Moshi moshi, Uzumaki here..." he said, tiredly into the phone and waited for a minute for an answer on the other line, as he strained his ears, all he heard was " Gaara, cut that out...". He smirked. " Neji! What up?"

" Ah, Naruto...nothing much, how're you doing lately? I haven't heard from you for a while... I was wonering if everythings o-... GAARA! STOP IT DAMN IT!" The Hyuuga yelled at his partner.

" Haha...poor you, na, everything's fine, I guess...complicated as ever though...you know how it is...but I think I got in a bit more trouble with you know who...heh...sucks to be me... I guess, but anyways..."

" Ehhh? What'd you do?"

" Oh...just went out without asking...Sakura needed...you know...but whatever, I hate her, I really really do...and it seems she's taken up drinking as a past time..."

" Haruno? Ouch...never saw that coming...god...Sasuke's an ass...see what his absence does to everyone? Stupid Uchiha...anyways..."

" Yeah...but it's been...like...6 years since the bastard left, so he's only a memory, everyone's already given up on him...well, almost...I'm still over here hoping, as usual...I really miss that guy, just think of how much stuff wouldn't of happened were he still here? Ha, though we can't blame everything on him...whatever...what'd you call for?"

" Hm...yea...oh...what'd I call for? I don't know...I just did, since I haven't been able to get a hold of you lately..."

" Renshin jacked my phone...for like, a month and a half...that and he put me on a freaking house arrest...it sucked ass..."

" Oh... I see...ack! GAARA! DAMN IT GO AWAY!"

" Ha, boyfriend troubles? Lemme guess...he can't keep his hands off ya, right?"

" Apparantly...GAARA!!! I'll cut you off sex for a month!" ...silence... " Better, thank you...christ..."

" Ouch...harsh Neji...when'd you become evil like that?"

" When I couldn't have a phone conversation without SOMEONE malesting me! Anyways...ah...Gaara's glaring... I have to go ne? Talk to you later...and call if you need something, or someone to talk to ok?"

" Sure thing...and tell Gaara I say not to be too rough! Jane (ja ne, no jane lol)!"

" Funny..." Neji grumbled as he hung up, which naruto inturn did.

They make such a nice couple...they're so god damn kawaii! I'm so jealous...Kyuu...it's not fair!

-" True enough...even so, since when was life fair? That, I'd like to know...says the fox trapped inside a weird blonde boy... geez...I think Hyuuga and Sabaku (gomen for spelling errors) are just showing off...ne?"-

Yeah...but it's kawaii! I don't blame them.

--- somewhere else with Gaara and Neji ---

" Gaara?" Neji asked his lover, who weakly opened his eyes.

" Hm?" He grunted in reply.

" I feel sorry for Naruto...he's got so much shit in his life...I don't think it's really fair to him that everyone else around him his happy... that bastard better be serious about everything he said to the Hokage-sama..."

" Yeah...but if not...that means I get to kill him right?"

" Gaara..." Neji frowned. What was it with Gaara and killing that bastard? It's the only thing Gaara ever mentioned about the raven. It was like he was obsessed with the thought of killing the guy...which was creepy and unencouraging... " Anyways... ne, Uchiha?"

" Hn?" A familiar voice said from a dark corner of the room.

" How long, exactly, are you indending on hiding here? You've been here for weeks...aren't you going to show yourself soon?"

" Hn...why should I? I'm waiting until a good time..." the voice said again, standing and coming out of the darkness.

" A good time?" The Hyuuga repeated, wanting the man out of there, since his evil and creepy aura was flooding the Hyuuga's house, much to his annoyance.

" Indeed..." the voice said again. It belonged to a pale man with raven hair, highlighted with blue. The man's onyx eyes scanned the room, as he stroked his favorite pet, of many. The snake (yeah, snake) in his arms hissed lightly and slithered up to his shoulder, though he didn't seem to mind it much. Sasuke Uchiha smirked darkly as he began walking out of the room. Once he was gone, Neji sighed.

" He's really creepy...Gaara...what does Naruto see in that guy?" He asked quietly.

In the other room, Sasuke sighed.

The right time...? When IS the right time anyways..?

END CHAPTER 2

Hope you enjoyed! Please review and stuff! And yes, sasuke has many many many pet snakes, but his favorite it a boa constrictor named Pebbles...:p