1Disclaimer: I don't own Phantom of the opera, not the books, musical, or movies, only this story and my own characters.
Phantom of the opera, Truth or Dare
by AlexGhost
Hello dear readers and welcome once again to the Phantom of the opera version of Truth or Dare. In this fic you the reader, get to ask a truth or dare for your favorite character (from either Leroux, Kay, or ALW) to answer or perform. I would like to give a quick thanks to those who reviewed.
Coreen Fennel
Whisper of the Winds
Lavender Froney
PhantomoftheBasket
PhanPhicPhantastic
goodtimecharlie
miranda-keene- Thank you for telling me about the typo. I couldn't spell disappeared so I used spell check when I got it wrong. Diapered was one of the options and I didn't mean to but I accidentally clicked it. A black hole with a diaper would be interesting but a diaper with a black hole, well that's another story!
samsamrk
Thank you! Reviews make AlexGhost a happy puppy.
Chapter 2
lets get it started in here
The scene opens to all our favorite characters siting around doing virtually nothing. Erik, Kerik, and Gerik had became good friends and were sharing morphine. Everyone else got together with their collective groups and were chatting amongst themselves.
"Hi guys!" A.G.'s enthusiastic voice rang out through the room causing the characters to groan, all except for Gerik who started sobbing.
"I have a new character to introduce, well two actually." A.G. announced, causing more moans of displeasure. A black hole appeared in the floor and out of it a dark-skinned female was thrown. She quickly stood and glared at all the others with disdain.
"Oh shit." Kerik and Nadir both breathed as they recognized who it was.
"Our first new player was requested by Whisper of the Winds, the. . . .condom. . . .quantum. . . .? " A.G. looked at the name closely, her mispronunciation of the name made all the Kay characters snicker.
"The Khanum!" A.G. said, finaly getting the name right, the woman gave the rest of the contestants (except for Kerik whom she gave a suggestive glance) a haughtier-then-thou stare before sitting by herself.
"Okay that's miss snooty everybody." the Kahnum scoffed at the remark.
"Our second character isn't going to be participating in the game but will be my assistant." A.G. said ignoring the Kahnum's glare. A door appeared in the middle of the room. Through it walked a small girl with ebony hair, cut short. The girl appeared to be about nine or ten years old, she was dressed in a black hoody with matching chained 'clam diggers' and dark etnies.
"This is Nyx from my old phantom fic Twin red roses." A.G. said introducing her character, the girl gave the room and its inhabitants a quick glance through amber eyes. She waved at her mother Christine before sitting alone.
"We have a lot of dares today people." A.G. said causing the cast to quiver, "but we'll start with our one truth."
"This truth is for Nadir from Whisper of the Winds. Nadir do you regret saving Erik's life?" Nyx asked the Persian.
"Why does he get all the truths and no dares?" Raoul asked angrily.
"Because he's the only sane character besides Madam Giry, now shut up." A.G. said answering Raoul's question.
"Well Nadir?" A.G. said changing the subject back to him.
"Well. . . ." Nadir paused and looked to Erik who was looking away sadly (or angrily I couldn't tell).
"Can I get back to you on that?" He asked nervously.
"Take your time." A.G. said before continuing, "Alright time for our Dares!"
The characters seemed to shrink away as Nyx pulled out a list.
"Our first dare is for the Megs from Coreen Fennel." The Child announced sounding as solemn as any adult, the Megs whimpered a little.
"The Megs must kiss the Erik from their story." Nyx continued.
"What if we don't want to?" Kmeg asked bravely, Nyx peered down at the paper.
"Then you must all kiss Joseph Bouquet's dead corpse. You kiss a living corpse or a dead one those are your choices." She finished crushing the Megs hopes. The Eriks lined up as the Megs from their storys came up to give them the kiss. The Eriks all had an expression in their eyes that said 'why couldn't it have been Christine' the Megs had one saying 'why couldn't it have been Raoul'. When the task was finished the Megs scurried off to sit with the ballet rats, each one of them frantically wiping off their lips and stuffing whole packages of breath freshening gum in their mouths, with the wrapping still on .
"We have another kissing dare." Nyx said, causing the Eriks to groan.
"This one is from AlexGhost and miranda keene to Madeline." She said looking towards Erik's mother. Madeline gulped and visibly paled, the Eriks smiled.
"Madeline you must give all the Eriks two kisses, one for now and one to save." Nyx read smirking at the quote from the Kay book.
"Divine Retribution!" A.G. thundered, the Eriks all looked to Madeline and Grinned madly. Madeline stood, shaking as she walked over to the three versions of her son.
"Oh and you have to kiss the Crawford and Lon Chaney Phantom." Nyx said as the other two Phantoms randomly appeared. Erik's mother gasped with one colorless hand across her face for effect. She squared her shoulders took a deep breath and held it while she padded over to accomplish her task. She quickly finished and then passed out.
The Eriks cackled wickedly and high-fived each other. Nyx snapped her fingers and two men with a stretcher came and picked up Madeline.
"Our next dare is for Kerik." Nyx said wiping the smug grin off his face.
"This one is kinda cruel." A.G. announced, making Kerik nervous.
"The dare is from PhantomoftheBasket. Kerik you are to be put in a cage in which you will have to escape before the monkey can finish this twelve foot banana." Nyx finished and pointed to the monkey and the super-sized fruit(spiced it up a bit PotB). With the snap of Nyx's fingers Kerik found himself inside a cage similar to the one from his puerility. The repressed childhood trauma hit him like a sledgehammer. He was soon on the floor of the cell twitching and spazing. The Monkey had already begun eating the banana but after eating three inches of it the practical primate burped politely and fell asleep.
"Aw. Mister giggles fell asleep." A.G. said, a resounding awing came from most of the females except for Nyx, the Kahnum, Mme. Giry and one ballet rat that had died somehow.
"Come on man you can do this! The damn monkey is sleeping." Erik said trying to motivate Kerik. Kerik just twitched and gargled a bit.
"Alright while he's preoccupied lets do the truth sent by miranda keene introduce her requested character." A.G. suggested. A door similar to the one Nyx entered from popped up and opened. Out of it walked a rather baffled looking young boy about Nyx's age. His blond hair bounced with his movements as he walked over to Nyx's side.
"The requested character is my brother Charles De Changy." Nyx announced
"Hi." Charles said as he waved to the other members. (I know that Charley in the Kay book isn't blond but in my other phantom fic he is. He and Nyx are twins. She inherited the black hair and he looks more like his mother. I thought it would be cute to put them together.)
"This truth is for Kristine (that's what I call Kay Christine)." Charles said reading off of the list Nyx was holding. Kristine dropped the ball-point pen she had found looked up from the doodle she was drawing on Christine's arm. Her surprise was obvious but Christine closed her mouth with a snap before any flies could get in.
"F-for me?" she asked nervously, (even though the truths have been less harsh then the dares) she was answered with a curt nod from the twins.
"miranda keene wants to know why you chose Raoul or 'le fop' as she calls him." Nyx read giggling quietly at the name her surrogate father had been called.
"Well I suppose I went with Raoul because Kerik told me that he was going to die and because he wanted me to." Kristine said staring at her hands. Kerik popped up from where he was lying on the cage floor.
"So what your saying is if I told you I wasn't going to die that you'd come back with me?" Kerik asked excitedly.
"Umm. . . .well." Kerik cut her of before she could even finish.
"I'm not gunna die! I feel happy, OH SO HAPPY!" Kerik cried crazily as he grasped the bars and shook them. Unfortunately (and yet fortunately for him) this caused the side of the cage to fall over. Both freeing him and making him fall face first ( or mask first) to crash onto the ground.
"Oh look he finaly got out." A.G. said making the monkey and banana vanish. The cage just seemed to melt away as Kerik scrambled over to Kristine and nuzzled against her breasts. Kristine just held him, a bit confused by his strange words (aka. The Monty python quote)and by the melting of the cage.
"Hey lego my Ego!" Kraoul cried, yelling at the toaster that was burning his waffle, totally unawares as to what Kristine and Kerik were doing.
"I want some loving." Erik said with a pout in his voice.
"Oh come here honey."Christine said to him, he happily scampered over and cuddled next to her.
"Heeey!" Raoul whined.
"You come here too." Christine said holding out her arm to him. He skittered over and cuddled on the other side of Christine.
"Damn Chrissy you're such a HO." Meg said z-snapping.
"She's not a whore, she's a pimp." A.G. corrected.
"The Kahnum is a whore." A.G. finished ignoring the burning gaze the Persian woman sent.
"Alright the next dare is from miranda keene for Gerik." Charles said interrupting the pimping and the glaring. Gerik started sobbing as soon as he heard his name, still traumatized from the mass rape.
"Gerik you have to show us your 'mad cape skills'." The boy said, Gerik's face, or the visible left side, lighted instantly. He jumped into the middle of the room and began his little cape dance, simultaneously turning every woman in the room on. A boombox appeared next to him and started playing 'stand out'. Gerik quickly began singing along.
Open up your eyes take a look at me
If the picture fits in your memoryI've been dreamin by the rythym like the beat of a heart
And I won't stop until I start to stand out
Some people settle for the typical thing
Livin' all their lives waitin' in the wings
It ain't a question of 'if', just a matter of time
Before I move to the front of the line
And once you're watchin' ev'ry move that I make
Ya gotta believe that I got what it takes
(Chorus)
To stand out
Above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you see
Gonna stand out 'til you notice me
If the squeaky wheels always gettin the greese
I'm totally devoted to disturbin the peace
And I'll do it all again, when I get it done
Until I become your number one
No method to the madness and means of escape
Gonna break every rule I'll bend them all out of shape
It ain't a question of 'how' just a matter of when
You get the message that I'm tryin to send
I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head
And you kno I'm going all of the way, till the end
To stand out
Above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud'Til mine is the only face you see
Gonna stand out 'til you notice me, yeah
If I could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just
Walkin' by
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
If it was gettin' you to notice
I'm alive
All I need is half a chance, a second thought, a second glance'll prove
I got whatever it takes
It's a piece of cake
To stand out
Above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you see
Gonna stand out
Stand out, hey
Stand out!
(Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Stand out!
(Hmph!)
'Til mine's the only face you see
Gonna stand out
'Til you notice me
Every one clapped enthusiastically when he finished and then there was a mass orgy. . . .no not really.
"Okay everyone we only have one dare left." A.G. announced, the characters cheered and waited for the last dare to be called.
"This dare is from Whisper of the winds for Erik and Raoul." Nyx and Charley said, doing that whole creepy twin thing where they finish each others sentence. Both Erik and Raoul didn't look very happy to be paired together but they nodded at each other. They were ready to get this over with. "The reviewer requested that you both sing a heavy metal song together but I don't listen to heavy metal so I don't know a song.(Sorry Wotw) I however, know a heavy rock song that would do nicely." A.G. said, Erik and Raoul both nodded.
"You are to sing River below by Billy Talent." A.G. announced. Nyx put the Billy talent CD into the boombox and pressed play.
Raoul: Rejected!
Erik: since day one-
Raoul: My name is!
Erik: bastard son-
Raoul: Blue collar!
Erik: working man-
Raoul: Devises!
Erik: Master plan-
Raoul: Bi-polar!
Erik: with a mental side arm!
Erik: I'm sick and I'm twisted. I'm broken you can't fix it. Don't make me cause I'll do it. Red button and we'll all go.
Erik and Raoul: Into the river below! I'm running from the inferno!
Erik: They'll think I'm insane but you'll all know my name!
Erik and Raoul: Into the river below...I'm running from the inferno...
I'll take all the blame, the front page and the fame!
Raoul: Contraption!
Erik: made up of-
Raoul: Nuts and bolts!
Erik: creates the-
Raoul: New monster!
Erik: to burn your family tree down!
Raoul: Tick-tocking!
Erik: times up now-
Raoul: Split second!
Erik: the world frowns-
Raoul: Lonely heart!
Erik: never had nobody!
Erik: I'm sick and I'm twisted. I'm broken you can't fix it. Don't make me cause I'll do it. Red button and we'll all go.
Erik and Raoul: Into the river below! I'm running from the inferno!
Erik: They'll think I'm insane but you'll all know my name!
Erik and Raoul: Into the river below! I'm running from the inferno!
Erik: I'll take all the blame. The front page and the fame.
Raoul: Into the river below! Into the river below! Into the river below! Into the river below!
Erik and Raoul: Into the river below! I'm running from the inferno!
Erik: They'll think I'm insane but you'll all know my name!
Erik and Raoul: Into the river below! I'm running from the inferno!
Erik: I'll take all the blame, the front page and the fame!
Erik: Yeah I'll take all the blame. The front page and the fame .But you'll all know my name. And you'll think I'm insane. But you'll all know my name. But you'll think I'm insane!
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I'm sorry for all of those who's dare or truth I didn't write but there were so many that I couldn't fit them all into one chapter. Now I'm going to get down on my knees and beg you to read my other Phanfic Twin red roses. Please tell me if I made any mistakes in my writing so I can become a better writer.