Disclaimer: Do you see my name when the credits role? Do you? Huh?! I didn't think so.
Warnings: Yes, there is gayness. Lots of it. Violence, abuse. Hideous writing. OCs. Don't like, don't read. I will not be held responsible for what happens to your brains if you read the hideous hideousness. *nods sagely*
See first chapter for summary.
Beware: Lots of fluff and cuddling in this chapter.
Six Months Later on Earth
"DAMMIT!!! YOU STUPID ROBOTS!!! What have I told you about blowing up the microwave?!?!?" a manic, 5'4, ex-Irkan Invader screamed at the two knee-high SIR Units on the tiled kitchen floor of a freakishly narrow, glowing green house. Zim fumed down at the little 'bots as waffle batter bubbled around them. The two robots blinked innocently and stupidly up at him. "Well?!"
"Um… Not to?" the one with lime green eyes and a curled antenna said.
"Then why did you?" Zim asked impatiently.
The other SIR smiled stupidly, tongue hanging out, and closing his cyan blue eyes. "Because it's fun!" he screeched. The two SIRs' then screamed "YAY!" in unison before diving into a pile of waffle batter nearest them. Zim slapped his face, and groaned exasperatedly.
"Oh, come off it, Zim," a voice said from behind him. Two long, thin arms wrapped around him and a head rested on his shoulder. "Let them have their fun. I think they're adorable."
"Yes, but you don't have to live with them." Zim turned his head slightly to look at the human. "Can I help you, Dib-Creature?"
Dib shrugged awkwardly from his position and nuzzled into Zim's neck. "Not really. But Kad wants to know why your yelling at her robot."
"Because her robot is just as stupid as mine," he said rather loudly. Dib let go of the alien and the two turned and walked into the living room. Upon entering, a flying pillow collided with Zim's face. Once it fell to the ground, Zim glowered at the two females sitting on the couch. Dib was trying to hold back a snicker. "What was that for?!" he yelled at his older sister, Kad.
"For yelling at my robot," she stated calmly. Dib's little sister Gaz had her head in the older Irkan's lap with her eyes closed. Kad was currently threading her finger's through the girl's dark purple hair. "Unlike your robot, Apple is capable of taking orders. You should let her have a little fun."
"Yes, but unlike Gir," Zim argued, "Apple can control the way she acts. You programmed her to be the way she is, remember? She still shouldn't act the way she does."
Kad shrugged and grinned. "Makes life more interesting, don't you think?"
"Would you both shut up?" Gaz asked, eyes still closed. "I'm trying to take a nap."
Kad looked down at her and smiled apologetically, even though Gaz couldn't see it. "Sorry, hon."
Zim crossed his arms and was going to say something else, had the almost forgotten Dib not reached up and stroked one of the Irkan's sensitive antennae. Zim relaxed immediately and fell back against the human.
"I think you've argued enough for the time being," Dib said. He steered Zim over to the couch and sat down on the opposite end of the other couple, pulling Zim into his lap.
Gaz opened her eyes as she felt the shift in weight. She craned her head to look over at the two boys. "At least someone knows how to get Zim to shut up," she said with a slight smirk.
Kad looked down at her with a mock frown. "Aw, that's not very nice Gazzy," she reprimanded mockingly. Gaz gave her a look before reaching up and stroking one of Kad's own curly antennae. Kad fell back against the sofa contently, letting out a quiet moan.
Dib looked over at his sister and grinned. "These things are amazing, aren't they?"
Gaz returned a small grin of her own. "Oh, yeah. It's the only way to get them to shut up, other than sex." Both of them laughed.
After a few minutes of antenna stroking, Dib finally stopped. Zim blinked slowly, before curling into his human. "I hate it when you do that…" he hissed contently. Dib chuckled and rubbed around the base of the black stalks.
Gaz, meanwhile, had sat up and was stroking one antennae, along with Kad's Invader symbol that was tattooed into the back of the alien's head. She had found - completely on accident, of course - that the skin was extremely sensitive to touch since it never fully healed. Gaz had later learned that this was the reason why very few Irkans even considered getting a tattoo. The same was with some sort of piercing, which Kad also had in her right antenna. It made for weaknesses. Gaz loved using that sensitivity to her advantage.
Kad started purring after a while. Gaz loved the purring. It didn't take a lot to get Kad to purr.
Zim looked lazily over to the two girls. "You might actually make her pass out with all the attention your giving her," he commented. Gaz shrugged and gave him a little smirk.
Her and Zim had become something akin to friends since Kad had landed on Earth nearly a year ago. She had been merely checking up on her little brother, but unlike Zim, she found the planet enjoyable, having vacationed in London, England a few years back. But that's a story for another time.
Zim owed his older sibling a lot for getting him together with Dib. The two had put aside their rivalry after all of Kad's urging, and were now happily dating. Of course they still argued a lot, but those usually ended in hot make-out sessions.
After she had arrived on the planet, Kad had started 'courting' Gaz for a few weeks. Gaz had mostly ignored her, but soon realized that the Invader wasn't going to give up. The human had decided to try out a relationship with the blue-eyed Irkan mostly just to get Kad to stop following her around. She now found herself to be quite happy around the alien.
Gaz stopped the stroking of the antenna and tattoo when she suddenly felt lips on her neck. Kad groaned in irritation. "Aw, why'd you stop?" she asked, lifting her head slightly.
The two boys over on the other side of the couch looked over at them. "Get a room," Zim muttered. "If I can't make-out with the Dib in front of you, then you shouldn't be able to make out in front of Zim." His complaint was directed mostly at Gaz.
The human girl just shrugged in response. "We're not making out. And it's not my fault you two are hornier than us." Kad nodded her head in agreement.
Dib narrowed his eyes at his sister. "You two are louder than us! With as much noise as you make, it's no wonder why I have to come over here to get some sleep every night!" Kad was about to retort.
CRASH.
Followed by the loud noise, the house rumbled and shook slightly. All four heads turned to the window, where the sun was starting to go down. Smoke started to rise within view.
"What the hell?" Kad mumbled.
She and Zim got up from their perches and walked briskly to the windows. Zim got there first. He looked out the window and gasped in shock and horror. He quickly ran out the door, practically throwing the purple thing off it's hinges in his haste. Kad looked out and her blue eyes widened. She ran out after her little brother.
Both were too worried to think about grabbing their wigs and contacts.
The two humans left sitting on the couch stared after them. They shared a look with each other before getting up and following the Irkans.
Once outside they saw what made the two aliens worry. Dib's eyes widened and Gaz's hand flew to her mouth to stifle a gasp.
Sticking out of the ground in a small crater was an Irkan Vootcruiser, about the same size as the one Zim had up in his 'attic'. Kad was circling around it, although the humans didn't know what she was searching for, but they didn't question or say anything. Kad was an Elite Invader. She was practically raised on these things. She knew what she was looking for. Zim was trying to pry open the windshield that blocked their view of the occupant in the Voot.
As she walked around it, Kad was able to locate where the weapons were supposed to be located. Problem was that, by prying open the latches to get to said weapons, there were no weapons to speak of. She immediately figured that this was an Emergency Voot, and that whoever was inside must have been trying to escape from someone or something.
Above her, Zim was able to open the windshield, having searched for a small hidden latch to the side of it. He pushed the shield up, and peered inside to get a view of the unexpected visitor. He gasped loudly, mostly in horror rather than anything else.
Kad looked up at him and quickly climbed up next to him. She studied Zim's horrified look before taking a look at the interior of the ship. Her gasp of horror came out as a name.
"Cephen?!"
I love cliffhangers! Normally I'm bad at leaving them, so I don't, but I just couldn't resist this time!^_^
Next Chapter: We get to meet the infamous Cephen! Oh, how I love him so! There might not be as much fluff as in that chappie, but I think we'll all live.
Please review. Creative flames are welcome. I'll still laugh at them though.^^ I need ideas!!!