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Chapter 2: The Best MAN

The next day at the Naughty Ottsel, eventually after Samos had finished yelling at Keira, Jak decided he should choose who his Best Man was going to be.

"Hey Dax, do you wanna be my Best Man?" Jak asked.

"Well of course! Who else would it be?" Daxter said, hopping onto Jak's shoulder.

"What about me?" Torn asked.

"Why the hell would you be Jak's Best Man?" Daxter snapped.

"1. I am Jak's closest friend that is a MAN, rat." Torn smirked. "2. If I ever get married, which I doubt, then Jak will be my Best Man." Jak looked around the room for an escape, and spotted Jinx.

"Oh, what are you doing here?" Jak asked.

"Heard you were choosing your Best Man." Jinx replied, stubbing out his cigar.

"Oh, not you too..." Jak groaned.

"Jak, YOU are getting married. EVERYONE wants to be your Best Man." Jinx said, prodding Jak in the chest. Sure enough, nearly every male character, good guy or bad guy, ran into the Naughty Ottsel.

"Ok everyone, let me sort this out." Jak sighed. "Go and stand in a line." Jak approached the first person in the line.

"Jinx, why should you be my Best Man?" Jak asked.

"Because, pretty boy, I want you to remember what you're giving up on your big day." Jinx said.

"Jinx... how am I giving you up? We never were anything." Jak insisted.

"I know... that line just sounded good in my head." Jinx shrugged. Jak moved on down the line.

"Razer, why are you here?" Jak asked weakly.

"I want to be your Best Man." Razer said.

"Razer, the Best Man gets first pick of the bridesmaids. Go and see Keira." Jak snapped.

"Why?" Razer asked.

"Because bridesmaids get first pick on the guys." Jak said. Razer hurriedly left the room. Jak went to the next person.

"EROL? How many times have I killed you now?" Jak asked in horror.

"Twice." Erol replied grimly.

"Why the hell would you want to be my Best Man?!" Jak exclaimed.

"So I can kill you at the altar and watch Keira weep over your dead body." Erol said, a psychopathic glint in his eyes.

"Uh... get out... just... get out." Jak said, pointing towards the door. Erol flashed a grin at Jak, and left the Naughty Ottsel.

"Who the hell are you?" Jak asked the next guy in line.

"I'm Connor." The young dark haired man replied, who was wearing a paramedic uniform.

"DO I EVEN KNOW YOU?" Jak asked.

"Nope." Connor replied.

"Why are you here?" Jak asked.

"Judging by what Erol said you'll need a qualified medic at your wedding..." Connor pointed to himself. "... And I wouldn't mind first pick on the bridesmaids."

"Go away." Jak said, and realised he had reached the end of the line. "Where did everyone else go?" Jak asked.

"To go to the cinema... I paid them off with free cinema tickets." Torn said.

"Oh. Ok. Well, Dax is gonna be my Best Man." Jak decided.

"WHAT?" Torn, Jinx and Connor asked.

"It's ok... you guys can be ushers... and Connor can be standby medic!" Jak concluded.

"YES!" Connor punched the air in triumph. "I better go and tell the church that I can't be the priest now!"

"Wha...?" Jak asked, as Connor ran out of the room.

"Maybe he escaped from a secure unit." Torn shrugged, and started doing some Freedom League work.

"What's that?" Jinx asked.

"Mental institute." Torn replied. "Where Erol probably escaped from too." Torn put his head down and began working. Jak, Jinx and Daxter left the Naughty Ottsel. While standing outside, they saw Connor and Erol being chased by men in white coats with tranquiliser guns.

"Oh my God..." Jak said.

"Wow, looks like your wedding's attracting all the psychopaths." Jinx said thoughtfully. "Want me to place mines around the church?"

"Yes please Jinx." Jak sighed. "When Keira finally chooses the venue..."

Gah this was kinda rushed because I have another exam... and another walk in the rain T_T

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