Wednesday the 9th

Dear Diary,

I AM AWESOME!

Today was much more awesome than yesterday! First off I woke up usual time and had a shower. During which my parents were awoken to the beautiful melody that is my voice! I should really go professional, so the whole world knows of my awesomeness not just my school and anyone who has ever met me!

Gilbird must have liked my singing because he wouldn't stop chirping when I returned into my room. I (feeling awesomely touched) serenaded him while I fed him his birdseed.

He seemed to appreciate it unlike Ludwig who was yelling at me to shut up. Whatever! He's jealous of the awesome me!

But school was normal. We had planned on annoying the prick Roderick but when we checked the library he wasn't there.

Which was so weird! I mean he's always in the library! He's not a loner, he has a girlfriend! It's Eliza, why doesn't he hang out with her? Did I ever tell you that we used to be good friends? MEIN GOTT NOT RODERICK Eliza! Yeah she's cool, but then she started becoming extremely girly once we reached Secondary school.

She then found new friends and so did I. We never fell out but I think we just grew apart.

Whatever, the awesome me can befriend with anyone I want!

But back to the subject, which was tormenting Roderick. Since the three of us couldn't find Roderick we decided to look for him. Antonio did his usual rant of why he shouldn't do this and he's actually a cool 'amigo' etc, etc, etc.

Because like Eliza and I, Roderick and Antonio were great friends but grew apart. I remember when I was younger calling them married! Now I'd say Eliza and Roderick are married well they have been dating for years now.

So usually Antonio gives in and goes along with whatever we plan on doing to him. We don't do much! Ludwig once said I was a bully!

Bulling? I'd call it pure HELL! Pulling his out of place hair and calling him a smelly unawesome aristocrat is way more evil than mere bullying! True Francis does worse, he laughs at him. That's it he just comes in the room and lets out his ridiculous and stereotypical laugh. It's horrendous!

Antonio likes to poke and squish Roderick's cheeks. Pure and utter hell to go through all three of us I must say!

This is known as the Annoy Roderick Routine. We do this about 3 to 4 times a week. And it's been going on since I first met Roderick and he's well used to the annoyance by now.

He he.

But when we all tried to torment him at lunch today he wasn't in the library eating his sandwich while doing his undone homework like he usually does. We were stunned! Totally unawesome!

We decided to check the rooms he could have been in. Then by chance we heard a piano coming from the music room. And sure enough we found the unawesome flouncy frilly… thing! Playing his piano with a man standing beside him.

I being awesome announced our arrival and told him to prepare for his horrible torture! Then he stopped playing and snapped at me for ruining the air of Tchaikovsky or whatever I didn't care. It was time for the horror!

The man standing beside him asked him what I meant by 'torture' He said it my feeble and petty attempt of distracting him from his studies. Huh! If you mean studies you mean your copied Geography homework! He may seem to be posh and proper but he's a SUPER cheap skate! And he never does him own homework! At least I have the decency to do a little bit of mine!

But the man wasn't convinced by Roderick words and asked us quietly yet firmly to leave. Francis started saying how we were joking and we came to listen to Roderick's piano playing skills. …?

Then Antonio responded and said that we've never heard him play before. (Which is a lie on behalf of the Bassanio banging bastard)

He said that we really wanted to hear him play and once again, we were joking.

I was in deep protest because, huh! I was NOT going to listen to some stupid classical rubbish during my lunch break! Hell no! But the two traitors seemed persistent and for some reason they were really eager to listen to his stupid piano.

So the man beside him gestured to the classroom chairs and we sat down to… to…listen to Roderick's piano playing.

So we listened for a while, it wasn't awful I'll give him that. But it's not like I'd ever willingly listen to it. The two dummkopfs made me stay! They both said he was amazing and he should become a musician.

I doubt he would, he'd be a politician or something since he's so cheap.

But when he was playing I started to care less about him and drew my attention to the man beside the piano. He seamed to enjoy it at least, which I couldn't say for myself.

Huh… Now that I think about it there was something about him… Well for one I'd never seen him before; at first I thought it was a piano instructor something that came to the school to teach him. Then it when from that to being his dad, but I've his dad before that's not him.

He looked weird too, well not weird but he was dressed in one of those vest teachers wear. Except it was really tight fitting and silk. It looked all shiny…

Francis was yapping on about it being. Burgundy? Is that a city or something? I don't know. Oh! It's called waistcoat! That's what you call them! It had old ass designs and his tie was gold too. Like it looked a shade of gold anyway, is he rich? Why the hell would he be teaching if he were rich? And how does it look so shiny? His shirt had really frilly cuffs. Seriously! Who willingly wears shirts! Lets alone frilly shirts!

He was old but he couldn't have been more than 40, 50 at most. He had some slight middle age wrinkles but he didn't look old at all. The only thing that made his age questionable was his hair. It was white (Like my hair! Only his was because he was old) and it was tied back with a kind of ribbon thing. It was like something from the 16th century, seriously I mean what man ties their hair in a pony…

… Wait a-

Oh my god… THAT'S OUR NEW MUSIC TEACHER?! WHAT!

HOW DID THE AWESOME ME ONLY JUST REALIZE THIS NOW?

… THAT'S why Antonio and Francis were acting like they cared about Roderick's music! It's because a teacher was there!

Well they could have said something?! And they didn't even tell me it was him!

… Ok but seriously how did I only realize that he was our new teacher now and not in school at the time? … Whatever.

I need a break, my awesomeness can be overwhelming sometimes…

Like at dinner! We were having a conversation about… I don't know dinner talk; I think it was about the gym. Oh yeah Ludwig went to the gym yesterday. He went to work out. I'm such a good listener!

But the reason I was so awesome was because I noticed something about West. But Mum said about how the ladies will be flinging themselves at Ludwig if he gets any more muscularly. Just some usual teasing, if Mum had said the same thing to me. How I'd reply is "They can't stop flinging themselves at me as it is" but with Ludwig. His reaction would be.

Step 1: Turn red

Step 2: Avert eyes to the floor

Step 3: Somehow stammer out "M-mutti!"

But during our little family gatherings something else was different.

Ludwig stopped listening, I know my brother inside out so I can tell when there is something different about him. I doubt it was something big though maybe he was thinking about getting a girlfriend because mum had mentioned it after all…

Would that be weird? For me… If my younger brother started going out with someone and I didn't...Or never have.

It's not like girls haven't been interested in me it's just I haven't wanted one… Sometimes I'd like to be with someone but... I don't know…

And from the previous statement you probably have figured out I'm still a virgin too. So? I'm still more awesome than anyone who has lost it!

I'm not a romantic! I'll leave the romance to Francis, so he can get into peoples pants. Only him and Antonio know nobody else does. I know they'll never tell, they're my friends. (Even if my awesomeness makes them look as unawesome as Roderick)

But both aren't virgins. Antonio lost his to his girlfriend a few months ago. He said they did it a few times after that but then they broke up. He's been single since then and he's informed us it's only been with her and no one else.

Francis is the biggest man whore in the school. Every other day he comes in claiming to have gotten laid the night before. I ask him for details because I always want to catch him out if he's lying. He just laughs his… god-awful laugh and says that I just want to see what I'm missing out.

The little froggy elf! I really don't care about being a virgin!

I… really don't… If I were … 100% honest I'd say I'd… Like to know what it feels like. But I just don't know…

Francis can tell I'm… curious so he's tried to set me up a few times. The first I was oblivious until the girl started sneaking her hand down my pants!

I then ran out of the room… awesomely of course.

I would like to have sex… But. (If anyone finds this I'm dead) I'm not ready for it yet… Francis said, "It is a necessity of life" Antonio said it was "Good fun" …

I'm not ready for sex yet. Maybe I will have it when I meet someone I really, really like and who is just as equally awesome as me.

-Gilbert

Dun Dun DUNNNN Sex talk at the end how random.

I think that would be Gilbert opinion on the whole sex topic, I mean he has been said to be a virgin so I ran with it.

I hope I got Ludwig's character right too. He's so cute!

(Also I'm sorry to any Spain/Romano fans. YOU CAN INSERT CURRENT BOYFRIEND INTO THAT BIT IF YOU'D LIKE! His previous girlfriend will not be mentioned again so you don't have to worry.)

Ps: Yes this chapter is longer than the last one... I did warn you it would be!