Everyone was at the dining pavilion eating dinner (well duh). As everyone settled down, Chiron pounded the hard floor with his hooves. As always this got everyone's attention.
"Campers, this coming Thursday the Gods and Goddesses will be visiting us."
Some groaned. Some sighed. They'd seen this coming. Apparently reality finally punched the gods in the face. It was either that or Aphrodite had been watching talk shows about parenting again.
Annabeth spoke up. " Chiron, how long will they be staying?"
"2 weeks."
Crud.
5 days later, the arrival of the gods…yay.
One by one, they all appeared.
Even Artemis appeared for, uh, really she came for no apparent reason.
What happened next really surprised everyone.
"Yo, yo, what's up my famil-a?" Zues said
Yeah, how's it going home-slices?" This time Poseidon.
And last but not least, " Whats trippin, yo?" from Hades.
Finally Annabeth turned to her mom. "Mom?" Athena sighed.
"Aphrodite, has told them that they have lost their "mojo" again."
"Wait, agai-" "Don't ask" Athena cut her off. But since something always goes wrong (or in this case random) when the gods come…well I think you know what happens next.
Nico and Hades went off to cry in a dark corner.
Percy and Posiedon went skateboarding.
Athena and her kids ran into the forest, screaming aimlessly.
Apollo and his kids hid under a rock, hissing something about artichokes.
Zues and Thalia had a rapping contest.
Aphrodite and her kids went off hunting cantaloupes.
Ares and his little runts went to the spa.
Hepheastus and his kids went to dye their hair green.
Demeter and her kids started crying about how they broke their nails while gardening.
Hermes and his kids went digging holes.
Dionysus and his kids just fainted.
Everyone that doesn't have kids just flashed out.
And Artemis, well, uh, no one still knows what she's doing or why she's here.
…..
Ah, yes, another perfectly normal day at Camp-Half Blood.