I needed to write something that didn't involve so much thinking, because I've been doing a bunch of that lately, and with the cold I've got, well lets just say it's not helping improve my headaches. Not that I'm giving into this junky cold I've got, I just need a breatk. NOT TO MENTION, it's been what, three months since I've updated this story? And you guys had such a positive reaction to it too, now I feel bad for leaving you guys hanging for so long.
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13) I will not anger Pepper when she has duct tape.
It didn't take long for the redhead to turn her frustration against the duct tape onto a certain blue-eyed genius who was starting to get on her nerves.
Needless to say, it was awhile before anybody found him taped up with duct tape in his own closet.
He vowed never to get on the redheads nerves again. Especially, when she has duct tape.
14) I will not use Happy as my errand boy.
Not only did the experience give him one heck of a headache, but nothing turned our right. The muscular jock did nothing more than run in the hallways, shout, forget everything that was told of him to do, and worst of all, he had to tell every single person he passed in the halls what he was doing regardless of what he was told.
It is essential for everyone to know that Tony had made that horrible mistake at least twice, and never again would he do it again.
15) I will not talk trash about Tony's dad. (Slobberyblobber)
The innocent sun child uttered the words, like a bitter song.
"Howard Stark is a douche bag who makes weapons that can kill people."
Her fate had something to do with a bloody face, loss of an eye, ripped off clump of hair, and untimely death...By a dashing young man with spiked brown hair, blue eyes, and the most money in the world.
16) I will not test Gene's patience.
"Gene." Pause. "Gene." Pause. "Gene." Tap his shoulder. "Hello….Gene!" Nudge his shoulder. "Gene, you here? You with me?" Poke. "Gene, Gene, Gene!" Push lightly. "Hello! Gene!"
"WHAT?"
"Hi!"
She didn't need to wait for his answer to know that she should run as fast as her legs could carry her.
17) I will not pretend to kidnap Pepper in the presence of Tony.
Gene came up with the brilliant plan to "kidnap" Pepper, just to get on Tony's nerves. He thought it was an ingenious plan that wouldn't ever fail him. Cause kidnapping Pepper had to be the number one thing to get on Tony's nerves. At least he was right on one thing…right?
Tony was down the street, heading to the meeting spot to walk to school with Pepper. Gene was in his disguise as he waited for them to walk past him. As soon as they passed he grabbed for Pepper.
Yeah…his plan failed.
He went home with a black eye, a bloody nose, and tons of bruises. …
18) I will not mess with Tony's computer.
The idea was funny at the time, but not before she realized that there was some pretty important things on the file she accidently lost somewhere within the other billion files on there. And not before she noticed how complicated all the features really were on there, and accidentally crashed the whole computer.
It was just her luck that the genius knew how to fix everything that was messed up, only the one file still remains lost…
19) I will not fall asleep when Pepper has a permanent marker.
He woke up with the famous mustache and kitty whiskers, unibrow and monocle, and a wild goatee. Not to mention to mini stick figure war scene on his stomach, or the "pretty" unicorn with three tails and eight eyes that she drew on his back. Or even the ten little piggy's he revived as his new toes.
The next day, all permanent marker's disappeared from the lab.
20) I will not call Pepper's bag girly.
The big brute of a jock was hit 37 times over the head with the "girly" bag. Not only did it hurt like living crap, it left one heck of a bruise on the poor man's jaw and forehead.
It was a mystery why the redhead's bag was quite so hard, or why she felt provoked enough to hit the man.
Though, needless to say, nobody ever thought about calling that back "girly" anymore.
21) I will not try to annoy Annie with my thoughts.
The boy rubbed his head where the book had struck him. He looked up at the unaffected Annie, who sat in her seat as if nothing happened. His two friend's helped him up, and questioned the boy with what he was thinking about to cause such a reaction.
"Who knew?" James "Rhodey" Rhodes said with wonder. "She hates spiders…"
22) I will not hide Roberta's fresh batch of cookies.
Sadly, in result for trying to trick the woman into make a second batch, they were band from sweets altogether for a month. And they were forced to eat nothing but veggies for a week.
For a whole month, the two boys had to suffer through no sweets and the constant teasing and laughing of their redheaded friend, who had in the first place told them that it was a bad idea.
They learned that they should never mess with Roberta and her cookies.
23) I will not poke the hulk.
Pepper giggled and skipped over to the green colored hulk. Out of pure stupidity, she poked him.
Let's just say it didn't end well for the coffee shop they were next to…
24) I will not mock Rhona's evil laugh.
Rhona laughed her creepy evil laugh again. She silenced herself, to smugly smirk ahead of herself as if she won some kind of war.
Pepper laughed the same laugh as best as she could. And she went on and on and on and…on…Only she purposely exaggerated her laugh to prove that she was just mocking the laugh Rhona just laughed.
Rhona left the room, steaming. But only after she left a pretty pink mark on Pepper's cheek. Leaving Tony steaming angrily in his own seat.
25) I will not have a Pokémon battle in Roberta's living room.
"Rocky I choose you!" Rhodey's voice shouted.
"Go! Boxy, I choose you!" Tony's voice shouted in response.
"Rocky, use Landslide!"
"Boxy, use dodge!"
A 'small' crashing noise erupted from Roberta's living room.
"BOYS!" Roberta shouted, storming to the living room.
Tony and Rhodey dropped the innocent Rock and box, and ran for the hills.
What's your favorite? Personally, I like number 17, but I feel like that could've gone better...15 was also really good, but I didn't do that one, that was as I put, it was SlobberyBlobber's.
I need, NEED, more idea's if you want more! Otherwise, I'll just call it good until I figure more to do. But don't worry, I'll find something.
Fun Fact: Up until almost a year ago, I thought "Duct Tape" was actually "Duck Tape"...I'm not the only one am I?
Just throwing this out there, my English class this week, we're watching Sherlock Holmes! The one with Robert Downey Jr. Who is my favorite actor along with Johnny Depp. :D So, now I will be forever tortured if my cold acts up this week and makes me miss a day...
Hugs and Love, SilverPedals!
P.S. Don't forget if you have any ideas, give them to me! Whether it's just what not to do, or the whole thing, Review it, Pm me, or even email me!