thesandbar: DADDY JAMES IS SUPER FUCKING SEXY I'M SO WITH YOU ON THAT LIKE FUCK ME FIVE WAYS PAST TUESDAY HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK OH MY GOD. PLEASE DON'T DIE, ILYSM LOL.

RandomWriter23: THEY'RE ALL OFFICIAL! Now. Now we must begin planning Wife Time Rush lol. Hehe that cat suit...Fond memories XD I DUNNO MAYBE THE BABY'S A GIRL I MEAN, I GET TO DECIDE BUT Y'KNOW YEAH. And no, you're not getting too excited. It's just the...right...amount? Meh. That sounded better in my head... So yeah. Debating and stuff. But I'll probably end up doing the half and half thingy.

Jenno2: I'm thinking about that, definitely considering it. Thanks for the feedback! And aww thank you!

HendersonLover6185: LOVE your name btw ;) Yeah, I'm thinking of doing what you suggested, maybe doing a half and half sort of thing. Thanks for the feedback! And wow, that's so sweet of you! Thank you so much! Hope you didn't lose too much sleep lol.

grayhap: OMG you really think so? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

CHAPTER 2- BUNCH OF CRAZY FUCKS

"C'mon, Fox, help Mommy out," I giggled, attaching the sign to Fox's collar. He whined and licked my chin, making me smile down at him. My precious baby.

I got Kyra to give me a ride back to the buses before the guys arrived so I could surprise James with the news, with the help of Fox, of course.

"Alright, baby. All done." I heard the door open and smiled down at our puppy. "Go find Daddy!" I squealed.

"Hey buddy," James cooed, bending down to pick Fox up. "Whatcha got there?"

Something I hope you'll love.

"KATE? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

Well he found it, alright.

"Completely serious!" I cried, running into James' arms.

"This-This is amazing. I'm so...wow. This is...wow."

"Yeah, it's pretty wow," I smiled, tears streaking down my face. "Are you happy?"

"Are you kidding me?" James yelled, picking me up and hugging me. "ECSTATIC!"

The door slammed open and Carlos, Logan, Kendall, and Kyra ran onto the bus. "Why're you guys yelling?" Logan asked, panting.

"JUST LOOK!" James handed them the sign I had put on Fox's collar. Happy Birthday to the best daddy ever. Love, Fox + 1.

"OHMYFUCK CONGRATS, GUYS!" Kendall yelled, joining in on our hug. Carlos, Logan, and Kyra surrounded the three of us, making one giant group hug.

"Best birthday I could ever ask for," James breathed out. "This is amazing. So unbelievable."

"Can we talk alone?" I smiled up at him.

"Of course. We're gonna turn in, guys," he smiled at everyone. "Thanks for an unforgettable birthday."

The two of us slipped into our bunk- bottom, under Kyra and Kendall this year- and under the sheets, snuggling up to eachother. "I know you're going to be an insanely dedicated father," I smiled up at my husband. "But I also don't want you to end the band, ok? We'll figure out a way to make this all work."

"Yeah definitely," James smiled, leaning down to kiss the top of my head. "I can't wait to have a little girl of my own."

"You've already decided she's a girl?" I giggled.

"Hell yes," James grinned. "My baby girl."

"I thought that was me," I teased.

"Nah, I'll have to call you Momma now."

"Oh thanks," I laughed. "Fine then, I'll call you Daddy. Daddy James."

"Sounds good to me."

"Goodnight, sweetheart. Happy Birthday. I love you."

"Love you too, baby."

I rested my head on James' chest and let out a deep breath, finally relaxing and letting my eyes close.

"Y'know, I think her room should be pink...pink and brown...or no, maybe themed...Disney? Huh, I dunno..."

Oh Jesus. It's gonna be a long night.

"Kate?" Carlos nudged me gently and I smiled up at him.

"What's up, Los?"

"We're in Hershey," he grinned.

"HOLY FUCK MOVE!" I shoved James out of the bunk and clambered over him to the window. "OHMYGOD WE'RE REALLY HERE!" I squealed. James groaned and made a face at me.

"Sorry, love," I offered as an apology. "But you know no one comes between me and chocolate."

"Yeah yeah, I know," he laughed. "Let's change and get out there, hmm?"

"YES! How long are we here for?"

"We have a couple days off and then the concert's on the nineteenth. Our eleven month anniversary," James grinned.

"Aww that's so sweet," I smiled. "Now c'mon, baby, get up! We have so much to do today!"

"We do?"

"Duh," I laughed. "I've never been here before!"

"Wow, that's a problem," James chuckled. "Well then we've got a whole lot to fit into the next two days."

"Exactly. So c'mon. You get Kendall and Logan, I'll get Kyra."

"But Kendall's so grumpy in the morning," he pouted.

"Well I had to deal with that for months," I stuck my tongue out at him. "Your turn now."

"Make his wife do it."

"That's...actually not a bad idea."

"Thank you," James smiled and nodded. "I know, I'm just amazing like that."

"Jamazingly foxy," I winked.

"Please tell me that's not a thing."

"It's all over Instagram and Twi-tter," I sang.

"My life is so...interesting," he laughed.

"Don't you just love it?" I grinned. "Now c'mon. Wake Logan up. Please?"

"Sure. It'll take me two seconds."

"What? How?"

"I'll show you."

"Fine." I propped my hands on my hips and nodded at him. "Go ahead."

"LOGAN, MICHELLE NEEDS HELP WITH THE TWINS!"

"MICHELLE, BABY, I'M COMIN- OH FUCK THAT'S THE FLOOR."

"JAMIE, HE'S IN THE TOP BUNK!" I yelled, running to help Logan.

James smirked and shrugged. "Oops."

"Dick," Logan muttered, flipping my husband off.

I swatted his hand and helped him sit up. "You all are horrible influences on your children."

"He's the worst," Logan pouted.

"Now while that may be true-"

"Hey!" James yelled.

I giggled and blew him a kiss. "I love you, baby."

"Hmm."

"Go get ready," I whined. "You guys take too long."

"Fine, fine."

I got up off the floor and pulled open the curtain to Kyra and Kendall's bunk. Well don't they just look adorable?

Time to kill that.

"KYRA GET UP WE'RE IN HERSHEY WE NEED TO GO LET'S MOVE."

"I'm up!" Kyra yelled, jumping down from the bunk. "Did you say Hershey?"

"I sure as hell did," I grinned at her.

"FUCK YES. LET'S ROLL, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

And that's my best friend right there, ladies and gentlemen. The one and only Kyra Knight.

"Ken. Ken. Ken. Kenny. Kendall. Ken. Kennyboo. Ken."

"Hon, I don't think that's working," I giggled as Kyra poked Kendall's arm and called him various nicknames.

"It will, trust me," Kyra assured me. "Ken."

"Huh?"

"The great Knight has awoken!" Kyra laughed and fist bumped me, then stood on her tiptoes to kiss her husband. "Mornin' sunshine. We've got a lot to do today. Like eat. Chocolate. And lots of it. C'mon, baby."

"That sounds nice," Kendall smiled.

"I know," Kyra grinned. "So c'mon, get up!"

"I don't like moving," he pouted.

Kyra turned to me and gave me a look. "You ready?"

"Hell yes," I nodded.

"GET UP GET UP GET GET GET UP IF YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING. GET UP GET UP GET GET GET UP IF YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING. CAUSE WE WANT TO..."

"Um...eat some chocolate?" I offered.

"Sure, that works."

"CAUSE WE WANT TO EAT SOME CHOCOLATE. IT'S TIME TO GET UP GET UP GET GET-"

"I'M UP!" Kendall shouted, sliding onto the floor. He shook his head at us as he walked by. "Bunch of crazy fucks I live with."

"You mean love!" I shouted after him.

Duh. Of course he loves us.

I mean, how can you not?