Wauw! Well hi guys! There is actually people reading this! No way! That's crazy! Well, let's find out a little bit more about Regina's secret lover, shall we?

"I… I.. we… ehm…. Hi?" Emma tried giving her the same smile she gave her as she dropped off Henry for the first time. But she knew this was probably not going to cut it. Standing in the doorway of the mayor's bathroom… with a naked woman in the shower. Who was eyeing her as well. Oh boy. And what was the mayor doing with another naked woman anyway?

"OUT!" Regina yelled. Furious would not quite describe her state of mind, judging from the vein popping up on her forehead. Emma made a leap for it, hearing the woman from the shower purr an amused question at Regina. She must not have had time to answer it, because the Evil Queen was on her heels, chasing her down the stairs. "What the hell are you doing here?" She asked, obviously trying to regain her calm at the bottom of the stairs. Her hands were gripping the banister wildly, turning her knuckles white as she towered over Emma.

"I.. I heard a .. a scream and I thought…" The younger woman stuttered. She felt quite taken by everything that had just happened. She had just heard Regina use the word 'babe' and there was something with a naked girl, which seemed less important than 'babe' right now.

"You thought to barge in here and play heroine?" The red color was creeping up her neck now. "Well Ms. Swan. I do not need your help. I never did." Regina voice was almost down to a whisper, making Emma understand how mad she really was. But she just couldn't resist…

"That's not what you said when we got trapped in the fire. You begged me to get you out." Lips pursed into a thin line. Almost as thin as the line Emma seemed to be walking here.

"Isn't that what good people do?" Regina grinned murderously. The blonde shrugged. Okay, good comeback, good comeback, where are you when I need you?

"So you found yourself a friend….?" Yes. That is all Emma could come up with. But still Regina said 'babe'. The Queen opened her mouth in response, but got cut off by a strange voice.

"Are you calling me a friend now, G? Now what did I do to deserve that?" Regina's smile returned instantly, making Emma feel slightly unsettled. G? Seriously? Lame!

"I didn't call you anything, dear…" The brunette girl came into sight, fully dressed. Her wet hair draped over her simple black sweater, that was at least 4 sizes too big. Her slim frame made her red doctor Martins boots look oversized as well, but Emma's eyes were mainly focused on her jagged up black jeans. Who stills wears those? Except for… wait how old was this girl?

"I thought I might have worked myself out of the friend zone in the last few hours… years, whatever." It took all of Emma might not to gag. The girl's arm sneaked up around older woman's hips, eyeing Emma. "So is this her?" Regina nodded, but kept her hands on the banister, her knuckles slowly turning back into their normal color.

"Emma Swan." Emma offered, putting on her badass face. Oh she would not be backing down. "And who might you be?" It might have come out a little more hostile than originally intended, but this girl was making her blood boil. That hand on the mayor's hips was making slow circles. Seriously? Like was the mayor really getting it on with this chicken bone? I mean the hair was quite… yeah, but… what was she, like 18? Oh god, hopefully she was 18!

"Dru. A … Friend…" She looked at Regina playfully sticking out her tongue. "Of Regina's." The brunette's smile grew, leaving Emma to wrinkle her nose slightly. "Now I trust that you know how to leave this woman alone." The girl, now known as 'Dru', asked, shooting Emma a glance. She could have sworn her eyes shimmered yellow… Iew. That must not be nice if you are underneath… EMMA STOP IT. Iew!

"Hey, I'm just here to talk." The blonde raised her hands in surrender. Dru's eyes narrowed for a moment, then she shrugged.

"Fine. I need to be on my way anyway." She descended the stairs almost catlike, passing Emma. Regina followed her into the kitchen. Emma stood there for a second, processing what information had quite involuntarily been thrown her way. The mayor was… and … with a girl. Oh and… years wait did she says years? And… hold up… the kitchen? But the front door right behind her! She quickly followed them into the kitchen, but cursed herself as she was presented with the sight of Dru sliding her hands around Regina's neck.

"You think I… deserved a good night kiss?" She heard Dru ask, as Emma lingered in the doorway.

"Oh you most definitely did…" Regina purred, bringing their lips together for a slow kiss. Emma averted her eyes in slight horror, regaining focus as she heard fabric rustle. The brunette laid a black cloak around the younger woman's shoulders. "See you soon." She smiled. With that Dru turned, the cloak danced around her, creating a perfect swirl and with a puff of black smoke, she was gone. What the actual F…..? Emma's eyes were big and she swallowed as Regina turned to face her.

"Ms. Swan, talk." Yeah, that was easier said than done.

Now be kind and have an awesome day!