Pirates of the Caribbean and Kiddy Grade

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and I have decided to add in some more that happens after the last chapter!)

It had been a month since Éclair had revealed herself as Calypso and had turned Alv back into a fetus in Dvergrs womb. During that month Éclair had to put up with arrogant Nouvlesse trying to get her on their side as well as trying to control her as if she were some puppet. At least she had talked her co-workers into treating her like they always had before they knew the truth.

"Ha! You arrogant ass wipes actually think you can control a god or goddess!" Éclair said howling in laughter when one particularly arrogant Nouvlesse tried to make her do as he said in the middle of the G.O.T.T. lobby. From her spot beside Eclair behind the receptionist desk Dvergr giggled slightly at the look on the Nouvlesses face because of Éclair's words.

Ever since Éclair had gotten the pink haired woman repregnant with Alv Dvergr had been reassigned to the Receptionist desk in the lobby alongside Éclair while Lumiere helped Mercredi with organizing all the information they had gathered. Also since her partner technically wasn't born yet anytime Dvergr went on missions she went on a three man team, usually with Éclair and Lumiere both of whom had developed quite the protective streak of the pregnant woman.

The other E.S. members were also getting more protective of their pregnant co-worker, heck Tweedle Dee of all people had broken one man's jaw with a right hook when he insulted Dvergr and Alv in one go! Éclair swore she would always treasure the looks on the others faces when Tweedle Dee had done that. She had never seen Tweedle Dumb or Chief Eclipse so shocked before! Anytime when Eclipse refused to send Dvergr out on a mission because it was 'too dangerous for a woman expecting a child' in her words, the pink haired woman could be found either hanging out with one of the teams that was on standby or in Chief Eclipses' office.

"What are you laughing at bitch? At least I didn't try to destroy the earth. You should do everyone a favor and abort that little bitch in your stomach." The Nouvlesse sneered at Dvergr, causing her to pale and wrap her arms around her stomach protectively.

"Hey." Éclair interrupted before the man could say anything else bad about Dvergrs unborn baby. The man turned to look at Éclair curiously only to get a vicious right hook across his jaw.

"I don't care if you try to order me around and act like you can control me asshole but you leave Dvergr and her baby out of it! She hasn't done a damn thing other than giggle at you acting like a moron and that baby in her stomach is not the same girl that tried to destroy the earth so she's just an innocent unborn life! Say something like that to Dvergr or anyone else ever again and I'll snap you like a twig and send you home in a damn napkin!" Éclair raged at the man scowling as his whimpered and held his broken jaw before he scrambled to his feet and ran from the enraged goddess in human form just in case she carried through with her threat.

"Arrogant assholes trying to piss me off and get themselves killed." Éclair grumbled returning to her seat behind the desk while those that saw what she did either applauded her or paled and backed away from the goddess in case she lashed out at them. One thing they all did though was make mental notes not to piss her off if they could help it.

"Thank you Éclair." Dvergr said softly to her fellow receptionist as she massaged the top of her stomach lightly, she had been terrified at the thought of aborting or miscarrying her baby girl but she couldn't help but wonder if she'd be a good enough mother to keep her daughter from going back to the path of revenge and hatred.

"Anytime Dvergr and hey. Don't pay any mind to what that idiot said. You'll do a great job with the baby and the rest of us will be there to help you should you ever need it." Éclair said knowing immediately what Dvergr was thinking and deciding to put her fears aside before she tried to do something stupid.

"Thanks Éclair." Dvergr said smiling slightly when she realized what Éclair was doing. Éclair grinned back before looking concerned when Dvergr frowned at her and seemed to pout.

"While I don't mind getting another chance at raising Alv don't you think you could have just taken her memories and turned her into a baby that was already a few months old instead of making me go through pregnancy again? It was rough enough the first time around." Dvergr said pouting slightly at Éclair who threw her head back and laughed at this.

"Sorry bout that Dvergr but honestly I think things will turn out better should you actually give birth to her again. Don't worry though. I'll keep anything bad from happening to ya while you're pregnant or in labor." Éclair said swinging an arm around Dvergrs shoulders and smirking slightly when Dvergr blushed at both her promise and their close proximity.

"If you say so and thanks Éclair. I appreciate it." Dvergr said smiling at Éclair while Ricki and Bonita showed up for the shift change, the two E.S. members heading for the girls locker room in order to change cloths…and for Dvergr to empty her stomach when her rather violent morning sickness acted up again.

"I had almost forgotten how much Alv enjoyed jumping up and down on my stomach before she was born." Dvergr said with a wince before she lost her breakfast again. Éclair walked over and gently poked Dvergr in her right side, just over where she knew the fetus's head would be had Dvergr been farther along.

"Hey now. You behave for your mama." Éclair told the unborn baby, causing Lumiere and Tweedle Dee to merely stare at her in amusement while Dvergr blinked and noticed that she didn't feel like she was going to throw up anymore.

"How did you do that? Not even Alv's father could sooth my morning sickness that quickly." Dvergr asked looking at Éclair in wonder while Éclair grinned sheepishly as Dvergr flushed the Porcelain throne and wiped her mouth with a rag specifically there for that purpose.

"She can probably sense me and her instincts would yell at her to not piss me off should she remember who I am. Since she doesn't remember me she must instinctively know to not try and do something bad. Most little kids I meant have that instinct as well." Éclair explained grinning sheepishly at Dvergr who proceeded to try and wash her mouth out with some mouth wash Eclipse made sure to have stocked in the bathroom for Dvergrs morning sickness.

"Well whatever it is thank you Éclair. I'd rather not go through morning sickness that had landed me in the hospital like last time around." Dvergr said giving Éclair a thankful smile and inwardly wondering what she could do to thank the goddess in human form that she has had a crush on since long before Éclair's goddess status had been revealed.

"Anytime Dvergr." Éclair said smiling back at the woman and desperately trying not to think of many R rated things she wouldn't mind Dvergr doing to her.

As Éclair had confided in Lumiere and Eclipse, Dvergr was her mate and Éclair always felt attracted to her. Every god or goddess had a mate that was usually born a human and Dvergr was Éclair's mate although the sea goddess could never seem to work up the courage to ask Dvergr out on a date let alone tell her about the whole 'mate' thing. Once a god or goddess mated with a human that human became an immortal, sometimes they would even show some powers similar to their deity mates own abilities...although that was usually when they were protecting their young.

So lost in her thoughts Éclair hadn't noticed the mischievous grins that Tweedle Dee and Lumiere exchanged as she and Dvergr changed from their receptionist uniforms into their E.S. uniforms, which was the same as always for Éclair only done in blues and greens instead or white and red whereas Dvergr was assigned a simple flower print shirt and a pair of comfortable slacks as her uniform.

Hearing a slight yelp from Dvergr Éclairs head snapped up and over to look at her mate who had been standing on a bench to try and reach something from the top of her locker and apparently Dvergr had lost her balance. Éclair had looked up at the perfect moment for Dvergrs lips to slam into her own as the pink haired girl fell on top of Éclair.

There was a brief golden light to signify that a god or goddess had met and kissed their mate before all was silent in the locker room. Éclair and Dvergr slowly pulled apart merely staring at each other while Tweedle Dee and Lumiere grinned at the dumbstruck looks on their faces. All was silent for about a moment or two before Tweedle Dee and Lumiere could no longer hold back.

The two match-makers busted out laughing like a pack of hyenas while Éclair and Dvergr merely continued to stare at each other for a moment.