"Hello, handsome" Robin approached Franky with a big rubber purple cookie in her hand.

Franky's eyes widened at the sight of the big rubber purple cookie in her hand.

Robin then took one step closer with the big rubber purple cookie in her hand.

"Hello, Robin." It was then that Franky reacted to the step that Robin took towards him with that big rubber purple cookie in her hand.

"What are you going to do with that big rubber purple cookie in your hand?" Franky was referring to the big rubber purple cookie in Robin's hand.

"Oh, you mean this big rubber purple cookie in my hand?" Robin made a gesture with her hand that didn't have the big rubber purple cookie in it to the hand that did have the big rubber purple cookie in it.

Franky eyed the big rubber purple cookie in her hand and said. "Yea, that big rubber purple cookie in your hand."

Robin looked confused for a minute and said. "Wait just one ding dang minute here! I don't have a big rubber purple cookie in my hand!" and as it turned out Robin didn't have a big rubber purple cookie in her hand she had mistaken her aids for a big rubber purple cookie...Robin had aids...

THE END

did you know if you say luffy really slow you'll end up sounding like you're about to say fuck me amadeus in the hard holy fluffy hell of ass

LEMON ALERT

Luffy x Mr.5's snot that he once threw at Luffy as a bomb but Luffy kept it in a jar until it became self aware and he named it Snot

If you don't like this pairing then go away.

"Aa, we're alone Snot." said Luffy as he looked around. This was the first time they had been alone since the incident at Baroque. Luffy couldn't deny that they had grown closer, sometimes even too close for comfort.

"blufnfau" Snot was on the floor.

Luffy smiled at Snot, it was always his words that would get to him, he often thought of how he could never quite read Snot the way he did with the rest of his crewmates.

"blufnfau" Snot was on the floor.

"Oi, Snot?" Luffy crouched down on patted Snot on the head affectionately.

"blufnfau" Snot was partially on Luffy's hand because of the seemingly innocent affectionate pat on the snot. but Snot knew better, he knew Luffy...not like Nami or Sanji did, but as Snot.

"blufnfau" Snot was on Luffy's hand and starting running down Luffy's hand slowly but surely.

Luffy accidentally let out a soft moan, feeling Snot touch him this way was new, but Luffy knew that he wanted a little more...and more.

Taking Luffy's moan as a go ahead, Snot was now on Luffy's lips. Luffy was suprised that Snot was on his lips so suddenly but was ready to have Snot on his lips.,,you know i just realized this a T fic...Sorry LuSnot fans out there, a full lemon fic'll be out soon. but in the meantime we can enjoy some SLAPSTICK!

Sanji was sitting in a bright blue lawn chair enjoying his day on the Sunny Go ...Then Zoro snuck up behind Sanji on his tippy toes with none other than a big red stick in his hands that had inscribed on it. "Imma SLAPPA BITCH!"

Zoro carefully took another step careful not to alert Sanji then Zoro raised the Red Bitch Stick above his head and gave Sanji a good whack on the Noggin. "IMMA SLAPPA BITCH!" Zoro exclaimed.

Sanji looked up at the silly prankster wagging his finger and smiling sweetly. "OOOoohhh you, silly goose!" Zoro gave a very goofy smile back and shrugged in the most sarcastic way possible.

Then Nami stormed in and patted Zoro on the head. "WHAT FUCK THE FUCK ARE FUCK YOU FUCK DOING? YOU SILLY GOOSE FUCK?"

"letsgetreadytorumble"

now we come to the part of the story where zoro trains chopper to become a muscular man

Zoro held 2 2-pound weights in his hands and was very sweaty and bloodshot eyes, he had a very angry expression on his face. "PUMP IT CHOPPER! AAARRRRGGHH! DO YOU FEEL IT CHOPPER OOOOH HOLY SWORDS WE'RE BUFF!"

Chopper was right next to Zoro also holding a pair of 2-pound weights at the time with much of the same expression and stature. "AAAAAAHHH I FEEL IT ZORO I FEEL MY MUSCLES HOLY ANTLERS ON A MUFFIN I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING BUFF!"

"YEAHH!"

"YEAH!"

"UUGAH!"

"GGRRRRR!

"AAAAGH!"

"TWISTED POTS OF HYDRAULIC MEAT SAUCE!" Zoro froze at this statement and slowly turned to look at Chooper with bloodshot eyes.

"What? Now that's just stupid, get out of here reindeer I don't want your face around my buff..."