I Would Rather That it Was Just Blue Skin Instead

by Lucillia

The Incredible Nightcrawler encounters some of the dangers endemic to being a fur covered individual that works in a school full of children and people who may as well be children.

2. Chewing Gum

"The peanut butter isn't working, I'm going to have to get the scissors."

"Can't we please just try the ice again?"

"How the heck did you even manage to get chewing gum on the middle of your back anyway?"

"I don't know!"