Chapter 2 : Gregory's return
- My turn ! My turn ! – said Wendy.
- What do you want to know ? – asked Bebe.
- I want to know if I'm gonna marry Stan later.
- Let's find out. Pick a number.
- Five.
- One, two, three, four, five. Now, pick a color.
- Purple.
- P-U-R-P-L-E. Pick another color.
- Orange.
- Will you marry Stan later ? – she opens interior flap – Well, yes !
- D'awww ! So sweet !
Then, she took a look at Stan, playing football with his friends. She smiled and blushed.
Meanwhile, in Guantanamo, some crinimals were reading and singing :
« Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle All The ways
Oh What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey ! »
The Joker was reading a letter from Harley Quinn instead of the song :
« Dear Puddin,when the guards were not watching, I replaced the christmas tree by a rocket. With this, you can escape,
Your pretty Harley. »
So The Joker began to sing :
« Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost a wheel
And The Joker got-a-waaaaaay ! »
He went on the fake Christmas tree, actually a rocket, who began to fly. The Joker continued singing :
« Crashing through the roofs
In a one-horse open tree
Busting out I go
Laughing all the WEEEEEEHahahahahaha ! »
Meanwhile, in school, Stan was talking with the boys.
- Dude, after the last episode I saw, I'm sure Dipper Pines is in the crap.
- Stan, Dipper Pines is the best ! How can you insult him ? – asked Kyle.
- Hey Stan !
- Hey Wendy.
- Sorry for having interrupted you, honey.
- Nah, it's ok. Our relationship is more important than Gravity Falls.
- Thank you. Anyway, I wanted to ask you if you want to be my partner for tonight's dance.
Stan kissed Wendy.
- How can I refuse ? You're a present given to me by god.
- So lame. – said Cartman.
- GODDAMIT SHUT UP FATASS ! – screamed Wendy.
- Yeah, you say this because you don't understand love. – said Stan.
- You're wrong. I got two girlfriends.
- What the fuck, dude ?!
- Seriousleh. They are Liza and Chloe.
- Chloe ? The girl who hates me ? – asked Wendy.
- Yeah. But I don't know with which one will I go yet.
- You know what ? Ask Dr Mephisto to create a clone of yourself.
- That's a good idea, jew.
Meanwhile, Gregory of Yardale was in his room, thinking of a revenge. He always wanted to be Wendy's boyfriend, but Wendy insulted him after the war between USA and Canada.
Someone knocked at his door. He opened it. It was The Joker. Gregory, shocked, ran at the phone to call the police.
- Don't even think about it, Greg.
- What do you want ?
- To help you for a revenge !
- Do you have a plan ?
- Yeah. Tonight, there's a dance at school.
- I don't go to school anymore. I told them I'll move in another country, but in fact, I'm preparing a plan.
- That's why you can't find a plan. You're not enough clever. But what was your last plan ?
- I... I wanted to build a mecha-Stan, but...
- I think he's good enough for a kidnapping.
Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Martin were playing Call Of Duty Black Ops 3. Then, Stan asked :
- Who will be your partners ?
- I will go with Jenny. But you probably knew this. And I thank you so much for that. If your tips for seducing weren't so good, I would not be with her. – said Martin.
- And you Kyle ?
- I will go with Bebe.
- Seriously ?!
- Yep. She's so beautiful !
- But... Do you remember when we builded a clubhouse to play truth or dare with Wendy and her ?
- Dude, it's the past, and I was not interested by girls. Now I changed.
- And she said yes ?
- Yes. And I think she has a crush on me too.
- Guys, don't you think it's time to get ready for tonight ?
- Oh yeah, I didn't see the time. Okay, see ya tonight ! – said Martin.
- See ya ! – said Kyle to Stan and Martin.
In the evening...
Stan was waiting in front of the school. He was wearing a grey coat and a black pants. He wasn't wearing his hoodie, because before leaving the school, Mr Mackey shouted from his office :
- NO HATS ARE ALLOWED TONIGHT, M'KAY ! WE SAW YOUR HOODIES TOO MUCH AND WANT TO SEE YOUR HAIR, M'KAY !
Wendy arrived. She was wearing a pink dress, and white pearl earrings. Stan blushed, and had an erection. But fortunately, Wendy didn't see it.
- I'm in heaven.
- Oh, Stan. You're handsome too.
They entered, and began to dance on « Writings on the wall » by Sam Smith. Stan said :
- Actually, this is better than « Ya ya ya ».
- Yeah.
Stan took a look left, and saw Kyle and Bebe kissing. He said :
- Wendy, look !
- Wow ! Since how long are they together ?
- Today : Kyle has a crush on her. And he thinks she has a crush on him.
- That's right. Bebe told me she had a crush on him.
- Hehe. It's the beginning of a long relationship.
Then, a robot broke the window. It looked like Stan, but with a grey skin and orange eyes.
- TARGET ACQUIRED. – said Mecha-Stan.
- What the heck, dude ?!
The robot threw rockets on Stan. Stan fell. Mecha-Stan went to him. Shelley, Stan's sister shouted :
- DON'T TOUCH MY BROTHER YOU TURD !
Mecha-Stan used eyebeam lasers on her. Fortunately, she dodged it. The robot took Wendy and flew away.
- Bastard... That's my girlfriend... – said Stan.
Later, Mecha-Stan arrived with Wendy at U-stor-it. He said :
- I GOT HER, MASTER YARDALE.
- Yardale ? – asked Wendy. – Oh shit...
- Yes, it's really me. Wendy, you're prettier than I remember.
Gregory got out of the shadow.
- I'm always with Stan, you dick.
- It's not a problem. Mecha-Stan, you killed him, isn't it ?
- YES MASTER.
But Stan, as Toolshed, landed on Mecha-Stan. He unscrewed the robotic head, and cut all the wires in it. The robot exploded.
- No ! My robot !
- Stan... Always here when you have to.
- Stan is a super-hero and always protects Wendy... It doesn't make me want to live anymore.
Gregory pointed a gun at himself, and suicided.
- God bless that dick.
But it wasn't a revolver : it was a titan gun. So Gregory became a titan, like Cartman/The Coon in the Arkham Asylum.
- Prepare to fear my anger !
Wendy ran, and changed into his new super-hero identity : Call Girl. Toolshed and her began to fight.
5 minutes later, Gregory fell. And Stan asked :
- Why did you reappear only now ?!
- The Joker helped me...
- The Joker ? WHERE IS HE ?!
- He's...
Then, The Joker shooted on Gregory ; he died.
- That's what I do to people who talk too much. Farewell, friends ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
The Joker was on his chopper and left.
- Don't worry, Stan. We will catch him another time.
The next day...
Mysterion and friends were in Cartman's cave.
- We're here for the joining of a new member : Call Girl ! – announced Mysterion.
- I would like to thank Mysterion for having let me join, and Toolshed for having inspired me.
She kissed Toolshed, and everyone said :
- Awwwwww !