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a mile below hogwarts
snape hit his hammer aginst da table.
"so its decided" he sed "frum now on we will have ICE CREAM THURSDAYS!"
"YAAAAAAAYYYYY" sed all da dethedders sittin in da blechers. da members of da leuge of evil were clappin. dere wuz vadermort an dracula an hitler an wolfman an judas an satan an dark master english (but u havnt met him yet)
snape wuz werin a hawian shirt an flip flops an shorts an sunglasses an in his hand he wuz holdin a fruity drink wit a crazy straw in it.
"urchkinvatzu tachushnitzle nachstein vadermort" sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "now now old bean tell us y ur in dis proposterus attire"
"i wuz just gettin 2 dat" sed snape "i haev an anouncement. 2day is da 1st day of... SPRING BREAK!" an he waved his hands around in da air. everione started cheerin.
"spring break AND ice cream thursdays?" sed wolfman "some1 pinch me i must be in hell!"
"now" sed snape takin a sip frum his crazy straw "were shud we go on vacation?"
"durchkin shaftizen germanland" sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "i tink we shud go 2 germany"
"wut about u wolfman" sed snape
"i tink we shud go 2 da park" sed wolfman "an we can pee on tings dere" bcuz he wuz a dog.
"oh oh" sed dracula "lets go 2 transilvania"
"dat sounds 2 far" sed vadermort "wat do u think judas"
"i think we shud go 2 ancient rome" sed judas
"sorry but that doesnt exist anymore" sed vadermort
"WHAT" sed judas. a teer rolled down his face. "my uncle lived dere..." but no 1 wuz lisenin.
"now now lets not forget about our newest member" sed vadermort "wut do think dark master english?"
den everyone turned around.
leenin aginst da wall in da shadows wuz dark master english (u havnt met him yet but hes in da side story). he had his top hat pulled down over his face an wuz adustin his monacle. he had his deth skull cane (u dont know dis yet but dats his magical wepon)
"we shud go 2 a wine tasting party" he sed
"oooooh" sed everyone
"but as opposed 2 wine tasting" sed dark master english leenin in "we just kill everyone"
den every1 looked awkward.
"well" sed vadermort "afta careful consideration i have decided 2 go wit none orf ur ideas. i decide dat we go 2 new york."
"ooohhhh new york" sed everyone
"urchenvakshetinen herbatin" sed hitler wich meant "i wanna clim up da effil tower"
"i wanna see da statue of liberty" sed draco
"i wanna kill everyone" sed dark master english.
every1 wuz takkin excitedly. vadermort took a sip of his drink.
"den its decided" he sed rasin his hammer "WERE GOIN 2 NEW YORK"
THUD THUD.