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2. Slap their foreheads and yell 'should've had a V-8.
I ran up into Edward and Bella's room. Bella was dragged shopping with Alice. He looked up at me when I waltzed in. "What do you want Emmett?" He asked. He sounded ornery. Nothing. I thought to him. "Can't I hang out with my brother?" I asked, while he rolled his eyes.
I plopped down on his black leather couch next to him. He closed his eyes, probably thinking to himself. I reached my hand out and slapped him in his forehead. "Should've had a V-8!!"
"I'm going to pretend you didn't just do that." He growled again. I listened to the song that was playing. It was 1973 by James Blunt. It ended after like 30 seconds. Then Shawty Get Loose by Lil' Mama, T- Pain, and Chris Brown came on. WTF?! Since when did Edward listen to this?!
"Since Bella made the disc." He answered my thoughts. I nodded my head and listened to the song. I slowly reached my hand at Edward. I finally smacked him on his forehead and yelled 'Should've had a V-8'. He just glared at me. I looked around me and pointed to myself. "You think I did that?" I asked in a too innocent voice. Once again I got the eye roll. I rolled mine right back.
Swing Life Away came on. It's by Rise Against.
Am I loud and clear, or am I breaking up?
Am I still your charm, or am I just bad luck?
Are we getting closer, or are we just getting more lost?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
I moved at vampire speed and smacked him on the forehead again. He turned his head to glare at me again. Stick it in your juice box, and suck it. I thought to him. He almost started cracking up.
"Where did you hear that?"
"From Bella. She told me it one day, I think she found it off the internet." I told him.
I've been here so long, I think that it's time to move
The winter's so cold, summer's over too soon
Let's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow
I've got some friends, some that I hardly know
But we've had some times, I wouldn't trade for the world
We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand...until you hold my hand
You know what, I'm glad Bella burned this song. It's a good song.
"Yea, it is quite good." I smacked him in the forehead.
"Should've had a V-8"
"Emmett." He growled at me.
"Um...It's not me. I swear. It's the little invisible leprechaun. Who's 2 feet tall, and has a mowhawk. A pink mowhawk."
"Okay...You want me to beleave that there is an invisible leprechaun, who is 2 feet tall and has a pink mowhawk, is running around hitting me in the forehead and saying should've had a V-8?" He asked.
"Why else would I tell you?" I said in the 'Duh' tone. He just narrowed his eyes at me.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
Swing life away
Swing life away
Swing life away
Swing life away
Smack! "Should've had a V-8."
"God damn it Emmett. First off. KNOCK IT OFF!! Second. I CAN'T DRINK A V-8 I'M A VAMPIRE!!THIRD. THERE IS NO PINK MOWHAWK, 2 FOOT, INVISIBLE LEPRECHAUN RUNNING AROUND HERE!! UNLESS YOU ARE A LEPRECHAUN! NOW GET OUT!" He screamed at me. I ran to our room laughing so hard that I probably looked like Bella when she ran, before she was changed.
Good? Or bad? Okay, I know the song Shawty Get Loose doesn't sound like something Bella would listen too, but deal with it. I like the song. Okay the Leprechaun thing was a dream of mine. So haha. Yea. Hope you like it. I do take requests!!
Peace, C.