thanks to a reviewer this is now a two-shot!

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Jealousy's contagious

I woke up and reached lazily for my cup of cold coffee. I could feel drool on my chin and crust in my eyes knowing that once again I fell asleep working all night. "You look beautiful." A sarcastic voice informed me. I turned around and glared at Neji, punched him in the gut, then walked into my office's bathroom to clean myself up. Once I got out I noticed him on my computer making me freeze.

"What are you looking at?" I asked as my face began to pale... there are so many emails on there that he would murder me over. Sure I never replied or if I did, I told the person to stop but I still got some disturbing emails. Too bad he appeared to be angry... that means he's probably on it right now.

"Your email. I did it at first out of boredom but now... out of rage, curiosity and slight interest, so these boys are just the hospital competition I have?" He asked making my eyes widen. He only checked my work email???? I tried to compose my face as I walked over to him with a sly smile.

"Like you're so innocent yourself. I've seen how Haku, Tenten, and Ino look at you from time to time." I told him out of slight annoyance and hope that he would accept this change of subject. Instead he turned to me with an evil glare after clicking two buttons on the computer.

"You have an email from your fanclub." He informed me darkly. Instantly I was by his side reading the email.

Dear Sakura,

We regret to inform you that because you have a boyfriend now we will be more... well you will see shortly. By the way here are our new members making us bump up from a club to organization.

Itachi Uchiha, Sasori, Deidara, and Kisame.

Your boyfriend is unable to join our club unless he wouldn't mind us kill- you know what? Never mind. We humbly would accept your boyfriend within our club. Please encourage him to be one of us. Thank you so much for being there to be looked upon and never touched... if your boyfriend touches you please let us know.

Sincerly...

The club leader

Shino

I glanced over at Neji as he glared hard enough to destroy the computer. "See? You don't understand when I get jealous of Tenten and Ino but then you go off and get jealous here? These are a bunch of hot losers I'd never date." I shrugged and then my eyes widened realizing I had just called them hot. Neji's eyes widened as well. He turned to look at me with a shocked and angry expression.

"I was just mad because you never told me you had a fan club...." He growled obviously becoming more and more full of rage. I blinked a couple times then took a step back.

"You've called Ino and Tenten cute before!" I cried hoping he would stop taking nice slow and easy steps toward me.

"I said their fighting styles were cute, not that they were." He explained softly smiling at me kindly. Neji has reached his breaking point. Once he smiles and acts all cuddly and nice then you know he's about to murder you.

"Come on now! I didn't keep this from you to make you look stupid or anything!" I stuttered feeling chills rush up and down my spine as Neji stopped and looked at me oddly.

"I never even considered that." He murmured and then smiled even more magnificently. "You beautiful pink girl, come here... I'd like to talk to you when your a little bit closer. Let's cuddle and have a little talk."

I tried not to wimper once I realized he was blocking the door. The window behind me is only two stories up... Immediatly I made a dash for the window but Neji caught me around the waist and pulled me back onto the couch in my office. His legs straddled me down so I was unable to move while his hands held down my arms.

"I'm going to sit here and tell you all the reasons I think Ino and Tenten are gorgeous while your stuck laying there waiting for me to release you." He smirked and bent down and forcfully kissed me deeply.

I glared up at him with a slight pout on my lips. He laughed at this as I continued to glare. "So you did think they were cute!" I accused.

"No love, I said gorgeous." He answered with a playful smirk before kissing my neck and releasing me. "I think I prefer you being jealous to me, although your reactions was fun... it felt like I was the wolf and you were poor defensless little red riding hood. You know that story is actually about rape right?" Neji asked.

"That's not true!" I cried getting up immediatly making him fall back and look up at me curiously.

"Do you want to get married?"