A/N: The prose-poem from question five was written by the wonderful Tess and if she ever sees this please forgive me and I love you - venuscomb[]tumblr[]com/post/28205882295/foam
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Science & Faith – The Script
Hurricane – Panic! At the Disco
Smooth Criminal – Michael Jackson
Lying is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off – Panic! At the Disco
Back to Black – Amy Winehouse
Songbird – Fleetwood Mac
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
My girlfriend, Brittany :)
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"After working first as a labourer and then as a teacher he published a pamphlet in Hebrew – 'a call to the Youth of Israel whose hearts are with their People and with Zion' – which influenced many young Russian Jews who were contemplating making their way to Palestine (known to them as the Land of Israel)."
— "Israel: A History", by Martin Gilbert
Note #1: Yes, I am a history nerd.
Note #2: If any of you know Rachel Berry and tell her I read on Judaism I will find your house and end you.
:)
4) What do you think about most?
See #2.
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
"I gather your hair into my hands, love, dark as space and full of stars.
You turn your cheek to look at me, your smile deep and red, and I lick bubbles onto your skin with my fingertips. You close your eyes and wrinkle your nose. I rub the bubbles off your neck the way I'd rub off a streak of paint. I press a kiss there to say sorry. Your neck is warm and still and I rub my lips there again. You shiver and tilt your head to the side.
So soft, you breathe. I brush the bubbles back from your face carefully, all the sting kept far from your eyes. I lift warm water in a pitcher, and you tilt your head back. In a moment, your hair is dark as night and no stars."
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
I have this irrational fear of getting papercuts in my eye D:
7) What's your religion?
Roman Catholic.
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
See #4.
9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Panic! At the Disco.
10) What was the last lie you told?
I told Mr Potato Face that he looked good in his suit.
11) Do you believe in karma?
You know that karma isn't really the universe rewarding you when you do something good, or shitting on you when you make a mistake, right?
It actually means actions, which sort of determines what you get incarnated to in your next life in Hinduism.
Remember, history nerd guys :))
So yeah, I believe in it.
(Yes, I am a smartass, please tell me something I don't know :P)
12) What does your URL mean?
stixtanarehab[]tumblr[]com
I…Brittany made me change it after I found out that Breadsticks delivered. Long story. She wrote it down somewhere.
God. I know I'll regret posting the link:
Fanfiction[]net/s/8243446/1/bBreadsticks_b
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
See #8.
14) Who is your celebrity crush?
Heather Morris.
15) How do you vent your anger?
I read. My life doesn't look as hard when you read about slave trade and the Holocaust :/
And I listen to music. I have this playlist. Fleetwood Mac, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Rolling Stones and Adele.
But mostly I just vent to Brittany about it.
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
Er…Batwoman comic books?
I have a friend okay! Like, super nerdy. Speaks-in-Avatar nerdy.
And come on, Batwoman's hot. And a lesbian.
17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
I…I guess so. I'm with Brittany now; I'm not as much of a bitch anymore; I've learned to accept and love myself. So yeah.
18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
Sound I hate: whatever comes out of potato sack's mouth
Sound I love: Britt's heartbeat
19) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I never told Brittany I loved her?
20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Hmmmm. Spirits maybe.
And the universe is a huge place. It's possible.
21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Laptop screen; laptop screen.
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Rain.
23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
Pediatric cancer ward, even though I always volunteer there :C
Seeing kids with life draining out of them…it's depressing.
P.S. I'm planning to be a pediatric oncologist-slash-singer so yeah
24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
Ricky Martin.
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Life, I guess, is a journey. You finish it when you die, but you only complete it when you figure out who you really are.
26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Yes, I drive. And no, I have never crashed. Pretty proud of my driving skills.
Brittbritt, however… :))
27) What was the last movie you saw?
The Dark Knight Rises. Pretty sure some of you guys haven't watched it yet, so no spoilers from me :)
(It was cool. Trust me. Super-nerd friend almost peed. Oops, TMI XD)
28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
Broke an arm once during cheerleading.
Ouch.
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
See #13.
Forever and always.
30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Yeah. School newspaper called me out as a lesbian.
So wrong.
Everyone knows I'm Brittanysexual :P
(God, yes I am completely in love with her)
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
I've forgiven potato sack for outing me to the entire state.
It's just that he never learns from his mistakes and he always thinks he's right.
Fuck, whenever I try to tell him about it he gets all defensive and kicks chairs and tells on our teacher guy who always thinks he's right too and ugh.
They're just both douches, okay :/
32) What is your astrological sign?
Capricorn.
I don't believe in those things, although some's scarily accurate :O
33) What's the last thing you purchased?
…underwear.
34) Love or lust?
Love. Always.
35) In a relationship?
Yes 3
36) How many relationships have you had?
Real ones? One. Including #35.
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I'd say my asseys, but Britt says that inside I'm just a big goofball who everyone loves, so I guess…if I act on what I felt like doing? The rest of my friends are real now 'cause I'm opening up to them, so yeah.
38) Where is your best friend?
My girlfriend: over there in Arizona 'cause it's her grandma's birthday today.
Q-kazoo: probably in bed. Maybe reading a book.
Called her, and she was in bed.
Sleeping tho :))
She sounded really pissed off.
Oops.
Trouty: reading Action Comics Volume 2 under his blanket with a flashlight. Trust me. I know.
Daveybear: he's over at his Uncle's place, probably in bed too
not bothering to call him 'cause he's really whiny when he's sleepy :P
39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
See #29.
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
I would hate my old self, I think. The bitchy me who wouldn't accept who she was. Now? Er, maybe?
41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
It depends. Without any other consequences, I'd save the dog. But getting fired means no more income 'till I get a new job. So, what would my job currently be?
But if it's something like an office job or something, I guess I'll go to work and hope I pass someone along the way who'd be willing to save a dog.
:C
this question's sad
42) You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) I'd tell everyone who'd want to know. It'd be terrible if you suddenly find someone dead, y'know? And they'd be thinking of not cherishing me enough or something and blaming themselves. At least if I tell them ahead, they'd prepare themselves.
b) I would spend every day with Brittany. Like, the first two weeks, I'd spend with my family and friends, and go home and sleep in her arms. The next two, we spend together, doing the things we've always wanted to do. I guess if I had my way, and die remembering the touch of her lips on mine…damn this is depressing :C
c) Who isn't afraid of death? No one knows for sure what lies on the other side. Man has always feared the unknown.
43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Q, Trouty, Aretha, and Dreads made a mash-up for me and Britts during Valentines C:
Cherish/Cherish – The Association/Madonna
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Honesty, trust, commitment, love.
45) How can I win your heart?
Be Brittany :P
46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Probably.
Most likely.
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Confessed to Brittany that I loved her.
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"The coming of winter destroys even the strongest of bloom
but heed that when spring is come
they will rise above the earth like an army of thousands
ready for the world anew."
49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
Brittany.
50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
Red.
51) What is your current desktop picture?
Brittany pretending to be Superman carrying me down her stairs. Ashley ninja-took a picture of that.
Yes we are 18. Yes we still play pretend. Problem?
52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
You thought I'd say potato face, right?
Close second, but I'd rather that douche who outed Daveybear.
53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth about?
"Do you write Fanfiction?"
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Control over the elements (four basic ones; not smarty-ass enough to do the periodic table :P), like the Avatar (the other one).
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
God, this is so hard…the time we bungee jumped Europabrücke Bridge. That was amazing.
I wrote it down here, actually:
hasmtan[]livejournal[]com/9389[]html#cutid1
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Those times in high school where I hurt Brittany. Where I wasn't myself.
Just one thing? When potato sack outed me to the rest of the state.
57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Brittany sings, and she's the president of the school…
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Hogwarts. Always wanted to see the place.
59) Ever been on a plane?
Yeah. Nationals in New York :D
60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
Heather Morris
Joanne Rowling
Ricky Martin
Maggie Smith
Julie Andrews
Intelligence and determination's hot ;))