Nightmare
I don't own Dan Vs. if I did, I would be uber cool. XD
"What could be more important then helping me make society a better place?" Dan asked Chris. "Well, I think Elise might be pregnant. And if she is, that means I have to find a job, get a bigger car and play less video games." Chris said, on the verge of tears. "How do you know she is pregnant?" Dan asked. "Every morning for the past week she has puked." "That's it? Just ask her. I'm sure it will work out." Dan said hurriedly. "Now back to what to do about Mrs. Craigs. I mean, she needs to learn not to CUT IN LINE!" Dan finished with a scream. "Meet up at Burgerphile in 10 minutes ok?" Chris asked. "Yeah, yeah." Dan replied, as he hung up his phone.
When Chris got the burger joint, he saw that Dan was already there and had already ordered his favorite meal. (Dan s' favorite meal: plain burger, large fires and a giant Coke) Chris placed his order (Chris ordered: four double bacon cheeseburgers, two extra-large orders of fries, three chocolate milkshakes and a small side salad) and sat down at the table Dan was sitting at.
"I don't know what to do... Chris said, with a panicky tone of voice. "First, we get revenge for the wrong that has happened to me. Then we work on your tiny issue." Dan carelessly said while munching his burger. "I think we need a hundred pounds of salmon, two gallons of hot sauce and toilet paper." Dan said. "DAN! I am freaking out here. I mean, I might be a father. I am too young." Chris said while wiping tears from his eyes.
"Calm down. Just ask Elise, I'm sure that there is nothing to worry about." Dan said. Chris just nodded as he continued eating.
"Dan, where have you been?" Elise asked her beloved. "I have been waiting for you." She ran to Dan and embraced him. Dan tightened his arms around her as he whispered "I'm here and I am not going anywhere." "Let's stay together. I want you. Take me now." Elise held Dan as Dan picked her up and took her into the beach cottage. Dan kicked in the door and laid Elise on the large bed and started to remove her shirt while kissing down her neck- BEEP BEEP
Sitting up, Elise ran to the bathroom and threw up. Chris stirred as he heard his wife run to the bathroom. Getting up, he walked to the bathroom, just as Elise was rinsing her mouth. "Elise, I think you... I think we... (gulp) are having a baby." Chris managed to say without passing out.