Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto… He wouldn't be virgin, Sasuke wouldn't have left him for Orochimaru, Itachi would be a hippie, Sakura would be as cool as she is in Shippuden in all the anime and manga, They would have revealed that the fourth Hokage is Naruto's father and whatnot, and Sasuke wouldn't be a virgin either. One more thing… No one would write fanfictions because all their ideas would be submitted to me and the anime would play out their wildest fantasies in live(as live a cartoon gets) COLOR. MWHAHAHAH But I don't own Naruto so… Yeah…

A/N:: Wow! New chapter already?!?!? Yeah I rock, you can tell me. Lmfao. I literally locked myself in my room, denying myself dinner until I got this all written down in my notebook and it took me forever to get my fingers moving again. XD Six pages. Lawl.

And now thanks to my friend Skittlez, I have some great ideas for the next chapter… but I'll tell you more about that later.

On another note, I'm leaving Sunday for a week of vacation. I'm going to Colorado! Lawlawl. I guess I'm excited... pft.so I won't be updating this week. [ You'll just have to wait. XD -hid-

Anyway, I'm sure you guys don't want to listen to my blabbering because that's all I seem to be doing. Lol. On with the Chapter!

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"You weren't in Home Ec… I was afraid I'd scared you off, dobe. I had to keep from telling myself you only kissed me back because of my awesome seducing skills." Sasuke winked and chuckled, turning back around to face the parking lot behind the bleachers.

Something was wrong with this picture… was Sasuke teasing Naruto? And did he just chuckle?

Naruto walked in front of Sasuke and squished his cheeks together, staring hard into Sasuke's dark orbs. When Sasuke's expression darkened from slightly amused at his clever remark, to that of annoyance and then finally a full-on death-glare, Naruto concluded that he hadn't gotten into Itachi's hash brownie (1) mix. He also concluded that Sasuke just happened to be a love-struck puppy and being amusing and full of himself was how he copped with the onslaught of new feelings. Naruto let go of his face and stepped back doing an "aww how cute" motion at Sasuke.

"Cut it out, dobe"

"Teme! Wh-"

Sasuke held up a hand, silencing Naruto and walked up to the blonde. His eyes were softly staring into Naruto's as he searched for the words he had planned on saying. But when it came to expressing his feelings, Sasuke always ended up speechless. Sasuke's eyebrows knitted in frustration as he fought for the right thing to say.

This was harder than he had initially thought it would be. Sure the kiss had boosted his confidence and inflated his already oversized ego but now that he was faced with reality, he turned into a shy, blushing little boy.

Sasuke hadn't realized he was staring off into space until a warm hand in his tugged him back down to earth. He looked down to see the top of Naruto's mass of golden locks as the boy looked at his shoes, confused by the silence that wrapped around them.

"Naruto…" Sasuke sighed, tensing as he readied himself for what he was about to do… god this was so much easier for the people in movies.

"Naruto, I-" Before Sasuke could finish, Naruto's head popped up, his infamous grin plaster on his face.

"I love you, teme! And it doesn't matter if you only kissed me to spite your fan girls and inflict rabid fan girl hell on me! Or if you did it to make me shut the hell up because I know I can talkabittoomuch at times especially when we fight but that doesn't matter! Because you made me realized I love you and I have for a long while! And it doesn't matter if you love me back or not… actually it does but that's beside the point! I love you! I love you! I love you!"

Naruto threw his arms up in the air, completely ecstatic at this new revelation of his, as he continued singing (or, rather shouting) his proclamation out.

"Dobe, I was talking…"

Naruto didn't seem to hear Sasuke speak to him and was still rambling so the dark-haired man did as Naruto suggested and shut him up with a fierce kiss for the second time that day. Naruto's eyes widened for a moment before closing as he relaxed and practically melted in Sasuke's arms. This kiss was shorter and a little less passionate but did that job none that less, leaving Sasuke's lips tingling for more. But Sasuke controlled himself and pulled back to make sure he had Naruto's attention. Naruto glanced up at Sasuke in that drunk-on-pleasure stupor Sasuke seemed to inflict on him. God, were his lips like morphine to this man?

"Ne? You were…" Naruto breathed "…saying?" he said, half-smiling up at Sasuke with glazed eyes.

"I didn't kiss you to mock you or to shut you up…I did it because I've been thinking about you non-stop for the past few days… and I realized that I… love you too… more than you could ever know."

Sasuke whispered the last part, his face turning a light shade of deep crimson (hahah). Naruto's mouth opened slightly as if he was going to say something but instead he blushed as well. After a few moments of silence "I think I do know…" Naruto breathed.

Sasuke nearly smiled… Nearly

"Let's go home, dobe." Sasuke turned around, heading back to the school parking lot but stopped, looking back over his shoulder.

"what's wrong?"

Naruto was fidgeting with the hem of his orange shirt

"…mumble…mumble…"

"What was that? Speak up." Sasuke spoke gently.

"Does this mean we're a… couple?"

Sasuke pondered this for a moment. "Sure, why not?"

Naruto only gave him a distressed look that made Sasuke sigh.

"Look, what else do you want me to say? I'm your boyfriend. You're my boyfriend. We're boyfriend and boyfriend… if it's ok with you." Sasuke offered out his right hand. Naruto gasped and grinning, he ran over to accept Sasuke's hand. Hand-in-hand they walked to Sasuke's car. The ride home was silent but it wasn't an awkward silence that would have made Naruto squirm. It was a comfortable silence and every so often Naruto would catch Sasuke staring at him.

They held hands all the way up to the front door of the house before Naruto gave a slight squeeze to his hand and let go, allowing Sasuke to unlock the door. To their surprise it swung open and a read-headed girl bounced onto the front stoop and grinned at them.

"Happy coming out Sasuke and Naruto!!" she yelled.

They just stood there completely mortified. Sasuke even dropped the keys that he had been holding. Still smiling in her naturally kind way, she ushered the boys into the house. Kami-sama, word traveled fast.

"Who told you, Ama-chan?" Naruto inquired, sitting on a couch in the living room after taking off his shoes. Sasuke stared at the two sitting next to Naruto.

"Sasori-kun, yeah. He was told by Gaara," said one of them, a mad with long blonde hair that was being braided by a man sitting behind him with skin that was a blue-grey tint.

"What are you two doing here?" Sasuke stated flatly. Actually he knew why they were here and that meant he knew were he could find his brother.

"Aw, that's no way to talk to big brother Kisame." The blue man pouted.

"Sour mood, yeah?" the blonde man snorted.

"Actually, Deidara, I'm in a bitchin' mood." Sasuke retorted not at all sarcastically, which surprised everyone. He then headed out of the room, down a narrow hall. He stopped when he noticed light from the bathroom spilling out into the hallway as well as thick smoke rising to meet the ceiling. Conversation was still going on in the living room.

"When'd you dye your hair red, Amaterasu-chan?" he head Naruto question.

"This morning! I fashioned myself an organic hair dye out of strawberries, there might be some left. Wanna do it?"

"Really?! Yay!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and muttered 'great' as he continued down the hall, kicking a can that was carelessly left on the floor.

"That you, Amaterasu?" came the deep voice of Itachi from in the bathroom.

Sasuke didn't reply but instead stepped into the light and leaned against the door frame.

Itachi looked up "Oh, little brother. Welcome home," He said, lazily blowing more smoke into the air.

"Itachi, why are you sitting on the floor in the bathroom?" Sasuke arched an eyebrow.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Sasuke just stood there watching as his brother inhaled more smoke. Itachi patted the green rug he was sitting on, beckoning Sasuke to sit next to him but Sasuke didn't budge.

"I know you may have some questions about you and Naruto and it's ok to be curious and I just wanna talk. When a man loves a woman.. or in your case when a man loves another man-"

"Itachi! I already know about sex." Sasuke groaned, rubbing his temples.

"Oh," Itachi blue the smoke out, eye lids drooping and thought, "but do you know about protected sex?" He perked up.

"Itachi."

"Just remember-"

"Itachi!"

"Don't be silly, wrap your willy!"

Sasuke stood, mouth agape at Itachi. He couldn't even say anything. That was probably the most embarrassing thing that had ever come out of his brother's mouth and he was slightly relieved he was the only one to hear it. Or so he thought until a blue hand put itself on his shoulder.

"Big brother Tachi-kun's right." Kisame grinned toothily and snickered.

"I thought I told you not to call me that," Itachi whined and pouted.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, trying to hide his embarrassment and walked to his pervious destination, his room.

The night went by pretty quickly after that. Naruto came in to show off his newly dyed hair, making Sasuke smell it. Not surprisingly it smelled of old strawberries. Sasuke caught Naruto off-guard and pulled him down onto his lap and into a kiss. Itachi walked into a scene of a giggly Naruto straddling Sasuke. He didn't say anything, just set down Naruto's backpack that Kida had dropped by and there something on the bed.Naruto immediately started blushing and got up, much to Sasuke's disappointment, and went to see what Itachi threw on the bed. His picked up the square wrapper and instantly dropped it, blushing even harder and giggling nervously when he realized what it was. At this Sasuke had to laugh… or snort (same dif. XD) (2)

Before Sasuke knew it, it was eleven and Naruto was snoring soundly on a pile of finished homework. Sasuke smirked to himself and hoisted the sleeping man over his shoulder and onto the bed. He changed into sleepwear before he disturbed Naruto from his slumber so he could help him change without feeling like he was taking advantage of him. This didn't work out so well because Naruto was a heavy sleeper.

Sasuke took a deep breath and undid Naruto's pants and pulled them off. (DeadPuppiesDeadPuppies) Almost as gently as possible he put Naruto under the covers and shut off the light, laying next to him.

That night Sasuke slept peacefully. More so than any other night in the past few months.

Owariii

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A/N::Well… that was… productive…

(1)Yer… Hash Brownies… Brownies with hash in them. Hash aka Hashish… It's from Marijuana... because as you can guess, Itachi enjoys his altered state of mind.

(2)It's in italics because it's just a kind of outline of what happened. I didn't want it to feel rushed but I didn't feel like putting much effort into it either.

Yay! Chapter finished! (I say Owari to finish the chapter, not the story) Anyway, Yes, next chapter is going to be a time skip. This one was sort of a filler… following Sasuke to balance it all out. Next chapter is probably going to be the last. So, y'know.

Sooooo, anyone else get totally and unbelievably distracted by the first page of the new chapter 362 in Naruto manga? Y'know... the picture of Deidara's hands making out?? XD HALJAOIUOWEIUROWIUT -shuts up-

Edit:: Um.. I got an anymous review that asked me what's the point to a condom if it's two guys? It's simple really, even if guys can't get pregnant, they can get deadly STDs (Sexually Transmited Diseases) from unprotected sex. I.E. Aids (by the transfer of bodily fuilds such as blood or semen), etc. I thought you kiddies had learned this in school.. or from someone. But I just thought I'd clarify. :) ENJOY YOUR SEXUALLY EDUCATING TIP!

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