Well I got s comment I really didnt like. It sort of hurt but I got some good ones and will clear a few things up.
I knew I had to tell everyone who was who after this.
"Okay, Chris is my oldest brother he is five years older than me, then theres Louy she my sister older by 4 years. I have a twin sister, Carpie, real name's Carson but we call her Carpie. Any questions so far?"
They just all looked at me.
"Okay we haven't moved from my house since I was born and as you can tell it's sort of small. Me and chris share the basement while Louy and Carpie share the attic."
"Kurt I have a question." Finn said.
"Yes,"
"Where are your brothers and sisters now?"
"Oh Well chris and Louy are at college and Carpie is in Germany or France or something at some big private school for the arts."
There faces went blank
"What all Hummels can sing well really it's from my mom's side so I guess all Cappers can sing but whatever." Explaining this was getting boring.
"Okay lets put it this way, My sister can sing ten times BETTER than Rachel."
This time there mouth opened.
"Let me see those videos!" Puck handed me them.
I looked for the one marked 'Anything you can do'
When I found it I popped it in.
Me, Chris, Louy, and Carpie filled the screen.
"Okay Start singing," My dad said. I was 12 then making Chris 17 and Louy 16 Carpie same age as me.
"Anything you can do," Filled the sound we where doing this for the anerversity of my moms death. We took turns singing.
"Wow she is better than Rachel!" Finn said.
"Yuck no she is not better than me her voice is dull."
"Her voice is hot!" Puck said.
"Hey she's my sister lover boy so keep your dog paws away!"
"You know I can't!" He said smirking.
"Hey I was just warning you," I raised my eyebrow and smiled.
"Hey I wanna know what happened after your brothers thing," Finn said.
I plopped in another video.
"Thank you Kurt I love you!" Chris said hugging me.
"Yeah but what happens when dad looks at the tapes?"
He sat there wide eyed I laughed.
"Relax Man slut dad doesn't look at the videos unless on of use gets hurt or some one breaks in but you know I do feel hurt right now,"
"What do you want?"
"My chores for a week!"
"this is black mail."
"I know!"
"Well dad thinks you're gay!"
I froze dead, my face paled.
"What?"
He smiled.
"Well I will change that!" I screamed and ran up the stairs.
Ten minutes later I came back with a little 10 year old Quinn.
"Kurt what is this about?"
"We need to do the birds and the bees!"
"What?"
"Yeah Chris show me how to do it!"
"Kurt Gay has multiple meanings."
"I know that!"
"I meant dad thinks you are happy I'm sorry and plus Kurt If you are gay don't let anyone change you, you are perfect the way you are."
"Wow you can be an acually nice brother,"
"Yepp I have my moments now go your shit smell is stinking up the place!"
"Remember my chores for a week!"
