(Hi guys!

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IMPORTANT NOTE AT END.

Well, enough of my insanity.)

Private HIVE/Shimmer, 'Awkward'

You know, there are certain things you don't do.

One of them, Private HIVE knew, was think of your best bud's sister as attractive in any manner. But that's what happened. He had a crush on Shimmer, Mammoth's little sister.

Which didn't help this situation much.

Long story short, fighting with the titans, somehow Shimmer and Private HIVE got caught in a trunk. Kyd Wykkyd was gone, probably on a 'vacation' with Angel, and wasn't picking up his communicator. And for some odd reason, the lock resisted magic.

Robin rapped on the lid. "Uh... you okay in there?" "I'm good. Private HIVE's pretty comfy." Shimmer chirped cheerfully. "Shimmer, saying that isn't helping." The HIVE member grumbled. Robin had to avoid the urge to snicker. "I'm asking if you can breathe." "I'm not that heavy!" Shimmer said, sounding insulted. "I think the air supply is okay, sir. Get us out of here!"

Cyborg snickered. "Why, uncomfortable?" He teased. Raven played with the lock some more. "I'm pretty sure I can get a spell to undo this, but it might take a while." She turned and glared at Billy Numerous, who was dying of laughter. He managed to stop, but he still grinned. "How long is a while!" Private HIVE yelped. "Couple hours. Can you hold out that long?" Raven asked.

Private HIVE grumbled a very angry curse, followed by the phrase, "Work fast, ma'am. Mammoth is going to have my head as it is." "Why is that?" Shimmer asked oh so innocently, but everyone in the room knew that she wasn't meaning it innocently. Billy started to laugh again, and this time, Cyborg and Beast Boy joined him. "I am going to KILL you, Numerous!" Private yelled.

Raven took the trunk back to the tower.

What exactly was the two's trapped position? Private HIVE was lying on his back, luckily, the trunk was long enough for him to stay mostly uncramped, but he couldn't move his arms all that good. Shimmer, however, was lying right on top of him. And her hands were in handcuffs (she managed to wrestle away from Robin after he clamped them on) , so there goes the other way out.

Private HIVE sighed. "So, why is Mammoth gonna have your head?" Shimmer asked quietly, managing to shimmy up until her face was right above his. Private HIVE turned even more red. "Sh... Shimmer, please don't do that." He stuttered back, making sure to be quiet. "You didn't answer my question, Private." Shimmer teased. "Shimmer, knock it off. And don't make me answer you." He grumbled, glancing off to the side.

Shimmer pouted and lightly tapped her forehead with his. Private attempted to wriggle free his arms to push her away, but it was just amount as use as using magic on the lock. He couldn't budge an inch. "Uncomfortable?" Shimmer asked. Raven tapped on the top of the chest. "You two okay in there?" She said, and even her voice had a tinge of smugness. "No!" Private HIVE yelped. "Yup, I'm good." Shimmer giggled. "Well, better news, almost a half hour more, and I'll be able to set you loose. Just need to get the ingredients for the spell." Raven explained.

Private HIVE sighed. "Good, please, please hurry..." "Feeling okay?" Raven asked. "Do you need to ask that ma'am?" Private snapped. Raven quickly went to work, slightly smirking.

The two stayed quiet for a little while longer. "So... will Mammoth really kill you?" Shimmer asked. "Probably. He is pretty protective of you." Private said. Shimmer seemed to be sad. "Oh... I don't like that. Not at all." "Why?" Private sounded confused. "Because I like you. You're nice and even when I tease you, you act pretty polite for a teen boy." Shimmer explained her reasoning. The Private seemed even more flustered. "Thanks?" He managed to say.

Shimmer giggled. "You're so clueless!" She said. "What do you mean, clueless?" Private HIVE arched an eyebrow. "Okay. Let's put words to actions." Before Private HIVE could react, she kissed him. Right on the lips.

Private figured he looked like a well cooked lobster. "I... uh..."

The lid popped open. "You two ready to come out?" Raven droned. Shimmer climbed out first. "Ahh... my back..." She groaned, rolling her shoulders. Private HIVE managed to crawl out, his legs screaming bloody mercy. "I'll never complain about the small size of a jail cell again." Private decided.

Raven sighed. "Good. Because that is where you are going." "Aww..." Shimmer whined.

Johnny Rancid/? (The reveal would ruin the punchline.) 'Call Me Maybe?'

"I hate this song."

Johnny Rancid, Red X, and Punk Rocket were chilling in a bar. Whoever was in charge of music decided to put on what might the most annoying popular song currently out: 'Call Me Maybe'. Red X glanced over at Johnny. "Even I have to admit, it is pretty catchy." Red X said. Johnny snorted. "It's freaking annoying." "Prefer they put on Three Day's Grace?" Punk teased.

The tall thug glared at Punk, who just slid down on his bar stool. "Yes, yes I would." He said. Red X shrugged. "Hey, I can't think of many songs which become pick up lines... wait a second..." Red X smirked. "Oh guys, I can got an idea..."

After getting three toothpicks, Red X snapped one in half. The bartender decided to be the holder of the three toothpicks. "Whoever picks the short one has to use the line on whatever girl the other two decide on. In?" Johnny shrugged and Punk grinned. "Might as well, mate." The three picked a toothpick and checked their lengths.

Johnny swore. "You are KIDDING me." He drew the short stick. Punk and Red X cracked up. "Choose anyone ugly, I will kill you." Johnny grumbled, resigning himself to his fate. After all, if he didn't do it, Red and Punk would do their very best to make his life hell.

Red X glanced around. Punk elbowed Red X and pointed at a girl sitting at the end of the bar. "Alright, she's kinda cute... but you have to give her your real number." Red X decided. Johnny groaned. "I freaking hate you two." He grabbed a piece of paper and quickly scrawled his number down. "That's his real number, all right. Go!" Punk said, smacking Johnny's shoulder.

Johnny glowered at them. "The second I get the chance for revenge, you are dead. Both of you." "It'll be worth it." Red X snickered. After working up the guts to actually do it, Johnny got up and walked over to the girl.

She glanced up. "What?" She asked.

A WHILE LATER...

Raven flew back to her room and removed her holo-ring, her black hair/eyes turning back to purple and her skin paling back up, although her cheeks were still red.

She wasn't positive, but she was pretty sure that Johnny Rancid just used a cheesy pop song to give her his number. Glancing at the paper, she tossed it into her side drawer. Gosh, this was embarrassing, if he knew that he just asked out a titan, it would be humiliating for BOTH of them.

Gizmo/Melvin 'Plushies'

"... What IS that?"

Melvin hugged the stuffed purple cat. "It's a Plushimal! They just got a bunch of new ones!" She squealed. Gizmo raised his eyebrows. "Melvin, it's a toy. A useless toy at that. Why do you like it?" Melvin rolled her eyes. "Because it's so cute! Come on, Gizmo, haven't you ever wanted a stuffed animal?"

Gizmo snorted. "No. Never." "Aw, check it out, it's a bunny..." Melvin had lost interest in Gizmo's apathy for the cute and squishy. She was now examining a bright blue bunny. Gizmo didn't even know WHY he agreed to go with Melvin into the toy store. Well, she did give him the cute face. Which she had mastered.

Melvin set down the bunny. "This is the one I want. I got enough money for two Plushimals though." Melvin picked up a pink bear with a bow in its ear. "What do you think, Gizmo?" She asked. Gizmo sighed. "It's a toy. Like I said earlier, I don't like toys." "You never even went to sleep with a stuffed animal when you were a kid!" Melvin's eyes were huge. Gizmo shook his head no.

The little girl seemed very upset by this and bit her lip. "Hmm... I know which one you will like. Come on!" "Whoa!" Tucking the bear under her arm and grabbing Gizmo's arm, she dragged him to the less randomly colored aisle. "Here." Melvin grabbed a black stuffed dog and cooed at it.

Together they headed for the check out. After exiting the store, Melvin plopped the dog in Gizmo's hands. "Hey, I could've paid for it myself!" Gizmo yelped. "I know... please take care of him?" Melvin said, hugging her own bear. Gizmo sighed. "Fine, I'll keep it." "What are you going to name it?" Melvin asked.

Gizmo sputtered. "I'm not gonna name it!" "Please?" Melvin was so stubborn... Gizmo rolled his eyes. "Will Sparky do?" He asked sarcastically. "Yes. Yes it will. I'll name my bear Megan. Well, I gotta go, bye Gizmo!" Melvin took off with giggles.

Although he denied it, Gizmo ended up having the dog stay on his bed.

(If you are curious, yes, I ship Johnny/Raven too. Come on, people ship Red X/Raven, I can ship Johnny/Raven.

Here's the news: I'm thinking about opening up a Tumblr for the Unsung Villains. (if you don't know what Tumblr is, it's a blogging site). It'll pretty much be them blogging randomly, I might put exclusive Fanfiction on there... what do you think? Tell me in the reviews, I really like the idea, but I'm still unsure about it.

Bye byes, remember to review!)