Insanity is a Woman Worth Falling For

by SangoShadowphoenix

Alt Feudal Universe. He was her Lord. She was his maid. He was logical and intelligent. She was random and insane. His attraction to her was undeniable. So it was also undeniable that he'd go insane, too. S/K. Ch4: His drugged maid confesses all!...?

2. Ch2: Virtues of a Leader

Series: "Insanity is a Woman Worth Falling For"

Ch. Title: Virtues of a Leader.
Prompt: Dokuga_Contest, Weekly Perfection 85: flat (exactly 100 words) [orig. posted 4.30.2010]
Disclaimer: InuYasha and its characters belong to Takahashi-sensei.

Rated: 'E' for Everybody
Word Count: 100 on the dot.
Genre: Humor.
Universe: Alternate Feudal Universe.

Chapter Summary1: Her bosom? Well, she might not welcome him after all…

Original/Chapter Summary2: Another day. Another reason Sesshoumaru wants a new maid. Or for his Lord father to send him on a patrol, far, far away from her and the castle. That would be nice, too.

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*~ Ch 2: Virtues of a Leader ~*

How had he been roped into such a conversation?

Kagome, his ever-cumbersome, infinitely insane maid, was talking about breasts.

Worse, her breasts.

"…then the old bag called me- called me flat!" Kagome took an angry gulp of tea, then turned to him.

He braced himself, having somewhat collected himself in anticipation of having to comment.

Unmovable, almighty; I shall respond, calm yet witty.

"Sesshoumaru-sama, everyone knows that old bag's insane, but she's also mean, don't you agree?"

And with a straight face, Sesshoumaru smoothly and immediately responded: "Rest assured, your breasts are quite obvious and very well received."

… Dammit!

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A/N: Hope you enjoyed it! This drabble won first place on Dokuga_Contest; I'm very thankful for all the support, and that people liked it so much. Please look forward to the next installments~