Chapter Two: The First Dares

Teixak walks in, shuffling her papers. "I can't believe I got them to agree to this.." Leixand is following behind her. He shrugs in response.

"Let's let everyone in and tell 'em what's going on."

"You mean we haven't done that yet?" Teixak drops her stack of papers and runs past him. "GUYS! GET IN HERE, NOW!"

A few minutes pass, then Roxas, Axel, Sora, Riku, Namine, and Xion are herded in by her. Teixak crosses her arms, frowning.

"What's the big deal?" Axel asks, raising an eyebrow.

"You get to be tortured for everyone's amusement," Leixand grins. Nobody looks too happy about that- well, except for maybe Teixak. She triumphantly holds up a paper, signed by sunshinemeg82. "First set! Here we go, guys!"

Yeah! I get to torture KH characters! fun.

hmm... well I dare Axel to take Roxas's pants off and try to eat them! yeah sure...

I dare Demyx to get Zexion's book wet! (zexion flips out)

I dare Riku to eat 7 dozen sugar cookies! (again,im typing randomness...)

I dare Sora to lay on the destiny island beach which will be all pebbles and broken seashells under him and Riku jumps on him ^_^

I dare Lexaeus to eat a frozen meal without microwaving it

Then I dare xemnas to eat lexaeus's barf

I dare Xion to watch Pinnochio!

I dare namine to lick marluxia's butt... ^_^

That's all! ... for now!

There's a shocked silence. Leixand coughs to get their attention.

"So. Who's, er.. going first?"

"I will," Riku says with a grin. "How bad can seven cookies be?"

"Seven dozen," Tei corrects him under her breath, then grins cheerily. "...Uh, this might take a while. Axel, Roxas, your go."

"Oh my god, I haven't seen so many cookies in my LIFE!"

"You are not eating my pants!" Roxas protests.

"Aw, come on, Roxas!" Axel tugs at Roxas' pants only to get his hand smacked away.

"I need my pants! They're my pants! You are not eating my- Uwaah!" Leixand flicked his staff, the glowing stick extending and wrapping around Roxas, tieing his arms to his sides. Axel grins.

"Pants. Now."

"I bet there are a ton of yaoi fangirls out there squeeing at this," Teixak grumbles. "Riku, how you doing?"

"COOKIEEEEEEE!"

"..Right. Uh. Xion, be a good girl and get Demyx and Zexion, will ya?" She taps her foot while waiting. Leixand unties Roxas, who mourns the loss of his beloved pants (which Axel is currently chewing on).

"Hey, Rox', are your pants supposed to taste like strawberries?"

"Noooo!"

"What do you want us for?" Zexion asks, flipping through his book apathetically. Teixak grins, handing Demyx the sheet. He reads it for a moment, puts it away, then pulls out his sitar.

"DANCE WATER DANCE!"

"Oh no-" Zexion is cut off as a tidal wave crashes into him. Teixak picks up his book, which is floating completely unharmed and dry.

"Huh. We'll have to try harder next time. Thanks for the help, Demmy!" The other Nobody bows, dragging Zexion out by the ankles despite Zex trying to strangle him. "Sora? It's your turn."

"Hey, this is pretty nice." Sora lays down, smiling. He winces in pain, picking up a broken seashell from under him and flinging it away. "Uncomfortable, but nice. Weird, I always get tortured the most in these things..."

Meanwhile, Teixak and Riku are hiding out of sight. Riku is moaning, having finally managed to eat all the cookies. "Oh suck it up, you wimp." She smacks him on the back. "Now, Riku... your sugar high should be kicking in any moment now. How about giving good ol' Sora a hug?"

"Sugar... frying... brain..." Riku twitches.

"What's that noise?" Sora blinks, sitting up. Suddenly, Riku slams into him.

"HUUUUUUUUG!"

"AAAAA OH MY GOD HELP ME"

"Mission accomplished." Tei cackles and leaves.

"Xion's all set up, then?" She asks Leixand, pouring over the paper again.

"Yep. Roxas was going to watch it with her, but then Axel decided to see if his shoes tasted as good as his pants."

"Oh boy, now that's something I wish I coulda seen. Alright.. so now it's just Lexaus, Xemnas, Namine, and Marluxia. ..Marluxia. What kind of a name is Marluxia? Marluxia Marluxia Marluxia.."

Leixand sighs, rolling his eyes and taking the paper away from her. "I'll go get Lexaeus and Xemnas."

"Why does he look like a chick, anyways? Did he have pink hair in the first place? Why the heck is his name Marluxia? I bet he's gay..."

"You want me to eat... this?" Lexaeus pokes the TV dinner like it's going to come alive and eat him. Leixand shrugs.

"Yep. Don't ask me why, I'm just here to make sure you do."

"Oh, all right." Lexaeus stabs the frozen meal with a fork, then takes a bite. Leixand dives for cover as the other Nobody cries out in disgust. "Who the hell invented this? Augh!"

"Don't shoot the messenger! Don't shoot the messenger!"

"What's going on in here?"

The two Nobodies freeze, turning around. Xemnas stares at them coldly.

"Lexaeus, what are you eating?"

"...I don't know," he answers truthfully. "Uh.. want to try it?" He holds it out to Xemnas.

Oh man.. didn't he barf in it? Leixand winces. ..Right. I'm leaving now before they both kill me.

"So, how'd it go?" Teixak asks, taking the paper back from him. There's a moment silence, then the sounds of yelling and stuff exploding/being destroyed. "..There's my answer."

"So, where's Marluxia and Namine?"

"..Ooh!" The girl drops the paper in surprise. "That's right! HEY, NAMINE! NAMINEEEE! YOU TOO, GIRLYMAN! IT'S YOUR TURN!"

Namine and Marluxia approach with caution. Word of what Teixak and Leixand were doing had spread quickly, of course. "What do you want us to do?" Namine asks hesitantly.

Teixak grins like a shark, holding up the paper in front of Namine's face. She makes a gagging noise, scampering away. "N-no way! Ew! No! There's no way I'm doing that!"

"Axel ate Roxas' pants, Xemnas just ended up eating some of Lexaeus' barf (ick), and I think Riku gave himself diabetes. You so can lick Marluxia's butt."

They both look at eachother. Finally, Namine sighs in reluctance. "..Fine. But you aren't watching."

"B-but that's the fun part!" Teixak whines. Leixand lassos her and drags her off to another room. Everything goes silent, then..

Namine busts down the door and runs past, screaming. "EW EW EW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME DO THAT!" Marluxia follows at a slower pace, looking embarrassed.

"So, how'd it go?" Teixak chirps, still tied up.

"..She said my #% smells like flowers," Marluxia admits.

Teixak and Leixand's laughter could be heard for miles around.

"Alright, is that it?" Leixand asks Teixak. The Nobody nods, running her finger down the list.

"Yep. Now we just gotta check in on Xion."

Roxas suddenly walks past, hugging Xion. Xion's crying, and Roxas.. well...

Teixak pulls out a camera and snaps a photo. "That is not something you see every day."

Everyone is gathered around Teixak and Leixand, sitting on the floor. Well, except for Riku, who is passed out on the floor, and for Namine, who has locked herself in the bathroom. Teixak is jotting something down in a notebook, smiling mischeivously. Leixand sighs.

"Well, that went well, didn't it?" Everyone cries out several variations of "NO!" Leixand ignores them. "Now, how about everyone tell me what they thought of their dares and if they learned anything from the,? Let's start with you, Axel."

"I learned today that my best friend's pants taste like heaven," Axel says dreamily, staring off into the distance.

"I learned that my best friend is crazy," Roxas grumbles, stroking Xion's hair. Xion had ended up crying herself to sleep.

"Alright.. Demyx and Zexion?"

"I learned that Zexion's book is waterproof!" Demyx cheers. Zexion groans.

"If any of you try that ever again, you will not live to see tomorrow."

"Gotcha." Leixand chuckles. "Riku? ...Riikuu?"

"I.. I think he's in a sugar coma." Sora gives Riku's side a hesitant poke.

"..Okay then. Sora?"

"Riku's like an overly-friendly bear when hyper." He rubs his side gingerly. "I think he broke a couple of ribs."

"You'll live," Teixak says absent-mindedly.

"Lexaeus and Xemnas?"

"Always microwave a TV dinner first."

"Never trust either of you." Xemnas gives Lexaeus, Leixand, and Teixak the evil eye. Leixand suppresses a whimper.

"U-um, okay.. Xion?"

"Sleeping."

"If she acted this way with Pinnochio, I can't wait to show her Bambi!" Teixak cackles. Leixand scoots away from her.

"And, finally.. Marluxia?"

"I still don't think my butt smells life flowers."

"That's nice."

"So, are we done?" Sora asks, standing up and yawning. "Because you're never making us do that every again."

"Oh, we'll see about that." Teixak's eyes glint dangerously. She stands up, pulling something out.

..It's a white paper. Marked on it very clearly are Axel, Saix, and Larxene's names, as well as the writer's, heartless-lover12.

...

Everyone runs away screaming.

"So, did you like that chapter?" Teixak asks happily. "I have to say, it ended up longer than I thought it would."

"We'll get to your dares next chapter, heartless-lover12," Leixand adds. "Sorry about making you wait a bit longer, but like Teixak said, this ended up long."

"It was fun, though!"

"Yeah, even with all that they were put through."

"Poor, poor Namine."

"..Does Marluxia's butt really smell like flowers?"

"Hell if I know! Don't make me check!"

-End-