Chapter Two

Karakura Town, Two Days later:

Selena reads the response and is stunned that said rat was actually the youngest Weasley boy's pet. She quickly codes in a potion that they can use on the cage and sends the reply. She figured one of them would be able to make the potion and somehow get the ingredients as well. Ichigo had read the letter over her shoulder, " Well, damn, no wonder he broke out. At least we'll be able to free him. "

" I know, Uncle Padfoot deserves better and Wormtail should rot in hell for what he's done, damn traitorous bastard. " Selena mutters.

Ichigo smirks and starts to rub her shoulders, with Rukia around he was getting in some good practice with his Zanpakutō. She was teaching him some forms as he had come by his powers honestly she couldn't get in trouble with her superiors. He and Selena had managed to purify Sora before he went completely Hollow and before he killed Orihime. They also dealt with Chad's issue too, knowing that they had little choice in the matter. If they were in the area they dealt with the Hollow which left Rukia with some down time.

Even Rukia liked being able to train with Ichigo, as his reiatsu was insanely powerful, it meant she was learning how to filter it out and be able to sense the Hollows on her own and not with the use of her Soul Pager. It was slow going but Rukia commented it was worth it.

Hogwarts, Two Days Later:

Fred was alone when the letter came and he quickly reads it, wondering what Kitsune had to say this time.

Terror Twins:

Didn't think it would be that easy for you to find Wormtail, yes, he is Wormtail of the Marauders. BWL is Prongslet, the wandering one is Padfoot, and your current DATDA is Moony. Enjoy cracking the code I left on the bottom.

Kitsune

Fred's eyes widen, James Potter had been Prongs, no wonder Harry was so good at pranking. Pettigrew was Wormtail huh? Guess him being a traitor made sense then, his animagus form was a rat. Fred reads over the code and his smile widens. This was a mix of Nordic, Germanic, and Anasazi runes, mixed together in a new language. His kind of gal, too bad Kitsune was rumored to be dating Coyote, her partner in crime when it came to pranking. No one knew the identity of Coyote either.

Fred quickly places the letter into his Charms book, one that he kept with him all the time, and he literally meant that. He had figured out how to recreate the sealing that was done in the Naruto manga. A prankster at Beauxbatons had sent the series to him and George for a birthday present. The main character was a prankster like them and they had gotten a lot of inspiration from Naruto for their pranks. They had learned how to hide without magic and how to cloak their magical signatures.

They had worked on teaching Harry last year after breaking him out of his room. Fred grins maliciously and writes a return letter to Kitsune telling her what they knew and suspected about Harry's life with the Dursleys. Kitsune should be able to unleash hell upon them through mundane means. Plus, Fred and George at least kept up with the mundane world. That at least was something Hermione was useful for, along with Bill and Charlie, they'd send the twins mundane text books and the twins would spend the summer going over those and creating new pranks.

With Bill's help they'd been able to set up lives in the mundane world and have records there. Bill would take them for testing two weeks before Hogwarts was due to start back up again. Bill applauded them for learning about the Mundane world as well. Fred also wrote a letter to Bill, asking for books about Japan, the culture, history, and language. He'd already sent Kitsune's letter off, he'd just need to borrow Hedwig from Harry.

Egypt:

Bill Weasley frowns as he spies the snowy owl approaching him and takes the letter from her. He transfigures a rock into a water dish for her and reads the letter from Fred. The eldest Weasley child shakes his head at this request until it was revealed that Kitsune had started writing to the Terror Twins. The request made sense then. He gives Hedwig a few owl treats and she hoots tiredly at him. Bill smiles, " You rest for a while and I'll use you to send the reply to Fred, okay. "

Hedwig nods at this and Bill takes her into his tent where he sets her on his desk, he also removes a frozen mouse from a cooler and sets it in front of her. Hedwig sets about eating her provided meal. Normally she proudly hunted for her food but it was hot here and she was tired.

Karakura Town, Kurosaki home:

" I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE BLOODY MATERNAL RELATIVES OF MINE! BARS ON HIS WINDOW AND LOCKED INTO HIS ROOM WHEN HE WAS TWELVE! VERNON, PETUNIA, AND DUDLEY DURSLEY YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU SCREWED WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER! "

The Kurosaki family watches as she rants in English after reading the latest letter she had received from the Terror Twins or rather a Terror Twin. Isshin shudders as he watches the pissed off witch rant, " Ichigo, mundane prank supplies, now. I'm going to send a letter to Vernon, Petunia, and Dudley separately. I want itching powder for Dudley, our laryngitis compound for Vernon, and for dear Aunt Petunia, " this she spat out, " If I remember correctly she gets contact dermatitis from chalk dust. "

Ichigo smirks and sets to work while Selena writes out the letters, addressing them as well. The rest of the Kurosaki family fear for her maternal relatives. Selena was going to unleash hell upon them in the form of pranks. Of course, they had all read the letter and heard her rant, they deserved it, but to have Kitsune and Coyote unleashed upon them, oh, they would rue the day they screwed with Selena's little brother.

Hogwarts:

Fred was still decoding the message when a shiver traverses his back, same shiver does so with George and Harry as well. Pranking hell was about to be unleashed upon someone somewhere. Only Fred had an inkling of what was about to go down. Kitsune was going to war on the Dursleys.

Beauxbatons Academy:

Geneviève Capucine, a sixth year, known as Reynard at her school feels a chill travel her spine, realizing that a prankster was declaring war on someone. Which prankster and on whom she didn't know yet. The brunette girl just knew shit was about to go down somewhere very soon.

Durmstrang Institute:

Pietro Domovoi, a fifth year, his birthday was after the startup date for his age group, having earned the name Kuma Lisa, coincidentally the Bulgarian trickster in Folklore curses lightly as a chill traverses his spine. All pranksters knew when pranking hell was about to be unleashed. This did not bode well for the poor sap or saps that ticked off whichever prankster was about to unleash hell upon them. Be the prankster mundane or magical it would not be good. Pissing off a prankster was never advisable as all of Durmstrang could attest to once he had graced the halls of the school.

Dursley Home:

A week has passed since Selena received that letter and Lily had made sure Petunia thought of Selena as a squib, so they girl was quick to capitalize on this. All three Dursleys happen to open their letters at the same time, Dudley was home from Smeltings due to a great uncle on the Dursley side dying. The letters were innocent enough until Dudley starts itching, Petunia's hands break out and Vernon tries to yell only to find out he can't. There was a post script on every letter stating that science was used to prank them not what they deemed freakishness and if they continued to treat her little brother like pond scum she would rally her fellow pranksters against them.

" I forgot that their father was a prankster. She knew I get contact dermatitis from chalk dust, used itching powder for Dudley, and most likely came up with some kind of compound to take your voice, Vernon. She only used science to get us. " Petunia mutters.

" Mum, are you telling me cousin Selena got us with things we could learn but haven't? " Dudley asks.

" That's precisely what I'm telling you, Dudders. Lily wasn't above pranking someone either. I fear what will happen to us if we treat the freak like we have been. She may have ways of finding out as we have no clue where her fellow pranksters live and believe me, they can all get in touch with each other if necessary. I've seen the results of James using the pranksters version of the Twilight Bark from 101 Dalmatians. " Petunia admits.

Karakura Town:

Selena starts penning letters to Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, Koldovstoretz, Salem Witches' Institute, and Uagadou School of Magic, specifically to the school pranksters in chief. " Ichigo, I need four more owls. Time to call upon my fellow pranksters, just in case. "

" Right, I'll go rent them now, month as well? "

" Two weeks, we'll need to buy owls ourselves soon. " Selena replies.

" Never needed them before, but yeah, if we're putting our fellow pranksters on standby then we need our own owls. " Ichigo admits.

Isshin, Karin, and Yuzu all shudder, this could not end well. Not for anyone or anywhere. Ichigo heads out and soon has sent the four owls on ahead to the Kurosaki residence. It was at this time that Ishida Uryu broke hollow bait around him. Back at the Kurosaki home Selena curses, " I'm putting the wards up full force, do not leave! Some idiot just unleashed Hollow Bait and with how strong Ichigo is we're screwed. "

Selena shunpos off to her battle partner, she had the amplification gems now and fires off a boosted Dragon Slave, taking out several Hollows. " Hey, Selena, welcome to the party. " Ichigo says as he slices through several Hollows.

" I'm going to kill Uryu when we catch up to him. This is insanity! Hado number 31, Shakkaho! "

" What is going on around here? " Rukia asks as a Hollow nearly knocks her into Ichigo.

" A Quincy set off Hollow Bait around me, so now we have to play clean up because he had to be an idiot. " Ichigo answers her.

" Wonderful. " Rukia mutters under her breath.

Selena groans, " Hado number 33, Sokatsui! "

" Dance, Sode no Shirayuki! " Rukia says.

Selena smirks and starts chanting, " Lord of Dreams that terrifies, Sword of cold and darkness, Free yourself from the heavens bonds, Become one with my power, one with my body, And let us walk the path of destruction together, Power that can smash even the souls of the Gods, RAGNA BLADE! "

Ichigo and Rukia stare transfixed as every Hollow in front of them is obliterated and then duck down as Selena spins in a slow circle to clear the area, she had made it so only the Hollows were affected by the Ragna Blade. " Where did she learn that spell? " Rukia asks.

" The Slayers anime. She recreated it here for her own purposes. " Ichigo admits.

Rukia's eyes widen, " She did that just from watching an anime? "

" Same with the Dragon Slave. Just be grateful that she has never seen fit to bust out the Giga Slave. " Ichigo says nonchalantly, " That's even more powerful. Hell, we'll hook you up with the anime, mind you there's several seasons, but Lina Inverse, she whom uses all those spells, is in every season. "

Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers, Bleach, or Harry Potter.