2. Announcement:
"I'm marrying Astoria Greengrass!" announced Draco, entering Hermione's kitchen.
"What?" shrieked Hermione, his best friend as of three years. "I thought you hated her." Her mind went crazy with thoughts of why Draco would be possibly interested in a woman such as Astoria.
Astoria was a typical blonde with sky blue eyes and half a brain cell.
"I do", replied Draco. "But according to my Mum I've been secretly in love with her since I was a teenager."
"Really?"
"Nope."
"Then?" said Hermione in relief. "Are you making an honest woman outta her or not?"
Draco wrinkled his nose. "I don't think so, Granger because I've got another witch on my mind."
"Another witch?" she struggled to keep hurt out of her voice. How could he have another witch when he knew she was in love with him? Was there truly no justice in the world? "Who is she? Anyone I know?"
"You know her."
"Oh."
"She's amazing", said Draco wistfully.
"I'm sure she is", replied Hermione bitterly.
"What's with the tone?"
"Nothing."
"I'm in love with her", he said.
"You don't the meaning of love. You've got a new girl in your bed every night."
"Not every night. Every now and then but end of the day, there's one girl I truly want. A girl who loves me back doesn't tell me. She thinks I don't return her feelings."
"Uh huh."
"Guess who she is."
"Parkinson? Davies? The other Greengrass?"
"Eww, none of them", he said. "Her name's Hermione J. Granger. Ever heard of her?"
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