The Cullens addictions
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any of the twilight character…. I do own alices credit card
Chapter2- Alice wants to shop!
Alice POV
OH NO! "JASPER!"
"What alice?" Jasper responds from the civil war book he is reading
"I just had a very important vision!"
"What happened alice!" jasper comes up to comfort alice now.
"CARLISLE SHREDDED MY CREDIT CARD!" I start dry-sobbing on my bed. This is terrible! It is completely totally terrible! I can't believe that bastard would do that! At least my jazzy will understand.
"Alice, I am agreeing with Carlisle on this one, you are completely out of control".
"How could you say that".
"you just slipped my credit card in your back pocket".
"I was going to return it anyway." Edward walks by and says "no she wasn't".
"Shut up Edward no one was asking you. Fine take it back. I won't take your credit card anymore".
Alice walks away Jasper says "good for you … wait a second you've taken my credit card before".
"ummm…. No! Never jazzy!"
"of course she has jasper!" eddie yells from the floor below
"NO ONE was asking YOU edward!"
Alice says " I'm going to talk to Carlisle about because you are not helping and I'm not going in the closet with you tonight".
" Oh come on I wait for that all day".
Alice down stairs says "hi Carlisle". "You are the best dad in the whole world".
Carlisle says" I'm not giving your credit card to you until you pay me back $ 12,110.52 cents".
Alice thinking says " can you at least give me a hug". "Sure why not".
Alice gives him a hug and suddenly storms out of the house saying " I'm going for a run".
"OK". Alice running towards the mall sees Bella and says" It worked thanks Bella for your advice".
Bella says" Don't mention it I did that to mom all the time in Jacksonville Florida why do you think my mom sent me here in this poor little town.
Bella says" Well time for shopping". "You know I think that I shouldn't spend as much as I did with my other credit card".
Bella says "Ok fine but we still will buy things right". " Ya of course but I will spend my money wisely".
10 hours LATER.
Alice walks into her house with Carlisle sitting on a chair saying " That was a long run".
Alice throws Carlisle's credit card on his desk with a piece of paper and walks outside leaving the door a little open.
Carlisle reads the paper and SCREAMS "$ 3,000 dollars". He walks outside see Alice playing with a bubble bowing machine and a magazine and says "YOU spent 3,000 on a stupid bubble making machine". "
no silly I spent 2,996 dollars on the Bubble machine and four dollars on the magazine".
" I saw this add in this magazine for a bubble machine and it looked so cool so I went to China and got it here so wouldn't have to wait for shipping."
Carlisle says "Why are you trying to Bankrupt this family now the only way I could possibly pay me back is if you rob a bank".
" well, if you give me about 2 minutes I can probably get-"
"ALICE YOU ARE NOT ROBBING A BANK WITHOUT ME!"
"lets go!"
Please r&r! if you want another chapter on how Carlisle and alice rob the bank please tell me in the reviews! And if you have any ideas on what the other addictions should be please tell me!