Dark: The second chapter is here! Please note that is you have any questions for the Akatsuki, please feel free to write it on a review or PM us. We will give credit to you by inserting your username, or if you are a guest, a nick name (Fire, Sun Eclipes).
An Interview with Deidara
"Hello again! Death, here! Interviewing with us today will be Deidara. Deidara do you have anything to say before we start the interview?" Death started off with.
"True art... IS AND EXPLOSION!" Deidara yelled.
"No, wait!" Death pleaded.
"KATSU!"
. . .
"Sorry, for the short intermission, people of the living. Deidara just blew up the previous studio to smithereens so we've moved to the one next door." Death explained.
"Sorry, un." Deidara scratched the back of his head and blushed.
"Ok, lets start with question one. What are your hobbies?" Death asked.
"Experimenting with different types of explosions, un! Would you like an example, un?" Deidara held up a small clay bird in his hand.
"No, no! That's Ok. I think we've all had enough of your art." Death gestured with her arms.
"Hm."
"Question two. What are your favorite foods and why?" Death asked.
"Oh, bakudan, because it means bombs, un!"
"Ah... What is bakudan anyway?"
"Boiled eggs in surimi." Deidara answered.
"Oh, Ok. Question three, from Comet. Why do you almost always end your sentences with un or hm?"
"I don't know, it just seems natural, un." Deidara shifted his shoulders.
"Right... Question four. The rest of the Akatsuki describe you as very jumpy and hyperactive. Second to Tobi even. How do you respond to this?"
"Well... It's fun, un! You can't be all emo like Itachi and Sasori. No way, un!"
"Hey, don't dis on your Danna like that!" Death scolded as she slapped Deidara on the back of the head.
"That hurt, un!" Deidara whimpered.
"Ok, question five. Going back to the fight with Sasuke, why did you blow yourself up when you still had a chance against him?" Death moved on.
"Because I missed my danna, and I couldn't take that pumpkin headed idiot Tobi anymore."
"I can relate. Question six, from Sky. Do you ever... Make out with your hand mouths?" Death winced.
"That's not what they're for, un!"
"Answer honestly..."
"No, I don't make out with my hand mouths!"
"Really..." Death pushed.
"Yes, un!"
"Ok... Question seven, from Glow. How do you keep your hair looking so soft and shiny?
"Oh, conditioner, un."
"I thought guys don't put on conditioner." Death knit her eyebrows.
"Some guys like me, are so in touch with their manliness that we aren't even opposed to were it." Deidara crossed his arms and turned his nose up. "Plus they make your hair all shiny and smooth. Just ask Hidan, he uses conditioner too, un!"
"Wow. I didn't not know that, Deidara. Ok, question seven, from Galaxy. Since you have very long hair, does that get in the way when your flying or fighting?" Death asked.
"Yes, un! You want to know how I got the scope? Because there was so much hair in my lovely eye that I had to get it surgically removed and insert the scope in. The scope helps a lot, with the X-ray vision and all, I can see through my own hair!" Deidara bragged.
"Um... I guess that's kind of cool." Death fumbled.
"Anyway, onto question eight, from Iron. How do you respond to the rumors that you are a girl?" Death asked.
"For the last time... I'M NOT A GIRL, UN!" Deidara screamed.
"Really... I'm not convinced." Death pondered.
"Fine, un." Deidara sighed and stood up. "I'll show you." Just as Deidara was about to unzip his pants, Death finally spoke.
"No, no! You convinced me, you can sit down now." Death panicked.
"Hm." Deidara sat back down.
"Question nine. Why do you call Sasori your danna?"
"Because he continuously manages to beats me at black jack, poker, and arm wrestling , un." Deidara sighed.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you got beat by a puppet in arm wrestling?" Death chuckled under her breath.
"What's so funny, un?" Deidara cocked his head.
"Oh, nothing. I just thought puppets don't have, uh, muscle." Death brushed off. "Alright, last question. After this interview, you will finally get to see Sasori. What are the first words you'll say when you meet him?" Death asked.
"Um, something like... DANNA! LOOK WHO'S DEAD NOW, BLOODY PUPPET!" Deidara screamed his answer.
"Gah! That really hurt." Death winced as she rubbed her ear. "Alright, well that wraps up the second chapter of Akatsuki Interviews. Next we'll be interviewing Hidan (uncensored). So stay tuned for some major swearing-stereo. In fact, bring some ear plugs if you have any!"
Death: We will always be willing to except any questions about the Akatsuki into our interviews, in progress or already published.