Super Smash Characters: Under One Roof
Marth and Fox are Best Friends?
The gamer had invited his/her friends to play Brawl; they first played 1 hour of Story Mode, another hour for Team Coin competition. It was Fox and Marth in Green Team, Link and Zelda in the Red Team. At the last game, Fox and Marth beat Link and Zelda so badly that it was 634 coins to 159 coins. The four gamers got tired and shut down the Wii to do something else. So everyone got back into the Brawl Castle.
"Nice one Marth" Fox high five the prince.
"We beat their asses so badly, it got to hurt, Oh here comes the losers" Marth sees Link and Zelda pouting their way back, "Come on let's rub it in" Fox smirked at his remark and nodded.
"That was a pathetic game" Fox laughed with Marth in front of the two elves.
"I know they're like the worst team ever" the Prince said.
"We make a good team" Fox included
"I'll agree, come on let's cheer on this wonderful battle" the two buddies link arms and skip to the kitchen to get drunk. Link and Zelda slowly made their way into the living room and pout on the couch. Hey that rhymes, Opps out of topic.
"Why didn't you go for Fox when I could attack Marth?" Link yelled at Zelda.
"We could just gang up on them instead of one-on-one battles" the Princess said.
"They went through us and corner us on the edge" Link started to nag.
"You actually want a girl to face a fox by herself?" Zelda fold her arms across her chest.
"That will make it better for us all, we have unlimited life beside"
"But if you lost a life you killed 100 coins there"
"Whatever, I give up" Link threw his arms in the air and storm into his room.
Meanwhile in the kitchen…Fox and Marth started to get drunk and yet high by the beer. Marth is the one who offered it. They started to spill the beer into random cups which had the names: Kirby and Ike. They laugh like idiots and started to talk to unknown things; Note to Self: Never give Marth and Fox any alcohol anymore, very bad.
"GIVE ME ANOTHER ROUND" Fox held up his mug of full beer to Peach. She looked inside it.
"It's full, Fox" Peach said with worried.
"GIVE ME ANOTHER ROUND I SAY" Fox started to walk in a zigzag and fell on top of Marth.
"Mommy, I want a sword for my birthday" Marth hugged Fox.
"Ok, you're birthday is on March 41, right?" Fox accidentally pour the beer on the Prince's head.
"Yup, and I want a tuna too" he took another gulp of beer.
"Sure, best friend" They keep drinking and drinking until the end of time.
The Next Morning, the gamer decide to invite his/her friends over again. They used the same characters, same map, same coin game; the only different is Friendly Fire (you can injure your teammates) is on. Well after the match, Fox and Marth had lost the round. The gamers continue to play friendly fire, yet again Marth and Fox lost (Badly). So after the game, the losers had hung their head as they enter the castle. While Link and Zelda go went inside really happily.
"You rule, Link" Zelda hugged the young hero, kissing him on the cheek.
"You did well yourself, Princess" he wraps his arms around Zelda's waist, but touching her butt also. Someone cough behind him, Link turned around to see whose sick, but found himself face-to-face with Sheik. Link dropped the poor princess, but with quick reaction, he grabs her wrist and pulled her up. "Sorry, Princess"
"It's fine" Zelda blushes as she realized what just happen. "Come on, let's go and celebrate the 5-0 wins" Zelda cheered, Link picked up the princess bridal style and leads her into the kitchen.
Meanwhile, the losers flop down on to the comfy couch and surprisingly they didn't bicker about the fight, they just sat down sulking. As the two best friends glare at something aimlessly, Sheik had sneak behind the couch just to annoy the two buddies.
"Pathetic losers" she had whispered into their ears. That had broken the thin rope. Marth stood up.
"We would have won, if you didn't Ko'd me about two times!" the prince declared.
"It was an accident, Zelda was standing right in front of you" Fox held tightly onto the nearest soft object…which was Kirby. Kirby was apparently mad at Marth and Fox for using his cup yesterday and just had notice it a few hours ago. But poor as Kirby can be, he was caught in-between Fox arms.
"So you knew I was there, but still attack her. And she didn't even die, after you smash hit ME!" the prince place his hand on his chest in a dramatic matter.
"I-I forgot that Friendly Fire was on" Fox whimpers as Kirby nearly got his way out of the death trap but failed miserably.
Marth flung his arms in the air. "That's what everyone says! Whatever I don't care, I'm going to my room" the pretty boy had storm up the stairs and into his room.
"B-b-but it was a mistake" Fox went into feeble position and rock himself on the couch as Kirby made many sad attempts on getting out. "H-he didn't believe me, I thought we were best friends, Marth" as he said that sentence, the poor fox had cried himself to sleep on the couch…using Kirby as a pillow. Due in next time on Super Smash Brothers Brawl: Under One Roof.
