'Ron, you know you're still my best mate, right?'
'Lucky me!' Ron snorted into the receiver.
'I can't help my sexuality, Ron. I can't apologise.'
'Oh my God, is that why you think I'm annoyed? I don't care that you're gay! I care that you're SHAGGING MY BROTHER!'
'We haven't actually shagged yet, so it's fine, you don't need to worry'.
'Woah, Harry, too much information. That's the thing I can't stand. The fact that there's a 'yet' involved. I don't want you to ever shag!'
'Listen to yourself. It's none of your business! You sound so childish, Ron, I think you need some time to get used to it,' Harry said, slamming down the phone.
Ron knew Harry was right. It was none of his business, really. It just annoyed him that neither his best mate nor his brother would listen to his point of view. It was weird for him. Just like Harry and Ginny going out was weird for him.