A/N: Wow. I seriously did not think you guys would actually like my first chapter. That was so awesome. I will continue this story, and if you have any ideas, just feel free to tell me them! Also, I'm sorry if the number thing bothers you, but that's just how Terezi types. Also, if you want to correct my grammar, learn how to spell "Horrible" Thanks :]. I love you all so very much. But, yeah, thanks for reading, enjoy!
"NOT NOW, ERIDAN." Eridan looked taken aback, and regained his composure as quickly as he had lost it. The five were interrupted by a loud man in the doorway.
"BLOODY HELL! WHAT IS SOME OF YOUR LOT DOING IN MY HOME?!" Aunt Petunia motioned for Vernon to go to the kitchen with her. Vernon walked into the kitchen with a face so red and scared because Terezi was eying him hungrily. Karkat was just standing there rolling his eyes, and Eri- Where's Eridan? Holy shit, what if Dudley sees him?
"wwhat the fuck kind of earth-whale-beast are you?" Eridan asked. Dudley sat in the corner in his bed rocking back and forth with fear.
Harry couldn't imagine what would happen if he saw the hipster troll. Dudley was always scared of magical creatures. Terezi was—wait, what was she doing? Petunia walked in the room, and fainted on the spot. It appeared that Terezi was licking the Dursleys' couch. Vernon just looked outraged. Karkat was rolling his eyes when, suddenly, the doorbell rang.
Vernon walked over to the door, and said, "You, creature with the sweater, go open the door." Karkat hesitated, but then walked over to the door. He opened the door, and the man who delivered the post just handed him three letters. Huh, Harry thought, must be from California. When Karkat turned around, Harry's eyes widened.
"No way."
"WHAT?"
"Dumbledore's definitely off his rocker." Karkat opened his letter, and was very confused.
"WHAT KIND OF NOOKSUCKER NAMES SOMETHING HOGWARTS?"
Dun dun dun. Sorry it's short, I just really wanted to get this out ASAP. I'm sorry for the wait. I'll try to update weekly with much more words.