ToD: TMI and HoO Edition Chapter Two
Disclaimer: Jason: Why did I get a chair thrown at me?
Me: You didn't cos we are not in Heros of Olympus.
Jason: Wait you don't own HoO?
Me: Nope.
Jace: You think I am smexy?
Me: Sure.
Jace: Did you make me smexy?
Me: Nope.
Jason and Jace: YOU OWN NOTHING!
Me: I know. :'( and I want House of Hades and City of Heavenly Fire to come out.
Yes that is my disclaimer!
*The Next Day*
Me:WAKE UUUP!
Everyone else:*Wakes up startled* Whyyyy?!
Me:Cos we need to play. Alec speak. Now.
Alec:HI!
Me:Good boy! Now... SIMON! TRUTH OR DARE?!
Simon: Dare.
Me: Ummm... Go dig a hole. Just a small one. Like three feet down in your moms garden and use it as a toilet for an angry dog.
Simon: Um. What?
Sarah S. and Brittany B.: She crazy.
Charlie: She my mental asylum buddy.
Jace, Magnus, Simon, and Lucian: *Pulls girlfriends/boyfriend behind him and shields her/him with body*
Me: Wait Isabelle and Simon are back together?
Maia: Yeah they've been back together for a week now.
Me: How did I not know this?!
Izzy:Only Maia knew.
Me:Oh okay I'm good now. Now Jace, truth or dare or knockout again.
Jace:Dare.
Me: I dare you to... Learn the Cupid Shuffle and do it in the middle of a busy sidewalk without the music, not glamoured while singing wheels on the bus.
Clary, Simon and all HoO characters:*laugh hysterically, some rolling on the floor, some turning red and some passing out*
Jace:What!
Me:Simon! Go do your dare! Jace get going.
I'm sorry if this ones short but I need ideas so please help me. Try to keep them on the pg 13 side, risky pg 13 at worst pleeze. Biiiieeee! (/_')