"So what's the context behind those cookies?" Ganondorf asked R.O.B. as he pointed at the plastic bucket containing several sugar cookies.
R.O.B. glanced at the sugar cookies sitting on his rainbow desk, then glanced at Ganondorf, with Delfino Plaza still in the background. "Oh, these cookies? There's a story behind them. You see, it all started earlier..."
R.O.B. told his long, intricate tale to Ganondorf, who began to snore as he couldn't tolerate listening to this rather mundane tale. R.O.B. finished as he opened his eyes again, moving his metal arms back up.
"...And that's how I convinced Master Hand to form the Super Smash Brothers." R.O.B. completed his tale as he noticed Ganondorf snoring loudly. "Uh... Ganon? You there?"
Ganondorf was so into his slumber, the King of Evil slouched out of the comfy chair and landed on the floor, drooling on the stage as he kept on snoring.
"...Well, I guess we will never find out what Ganondorf wanted to tell us about his doughnuts," R.O.B. stated as he faced the camera. "D'oh I missed that opportunity. Nuts."
"Hey-a! That's MY catchphrase, you dumb friggin' robot!" Wario exclaimed angrily as he ran on the stage and gave R.O.B. a shoulder bash, breaking the rainbow table apart as he towered over the injured robot.
R.O.B. turned his robotic head around, facing Wario as he fired a huge laser that turned Wario into a pile of ashes. R.O.B. tried getting up, turning his head around as he returned to his normal state, with Petey Piranha flying down onto the stage, flapping his big green colored leaves.
"R.O.B., there is something important I need to tell you!" Petey boomed in the voice of Charlie Adler, landing as he slapped his leaves on his giant red head. "I went to check up on Dr. Mario, and the results came in..."
R.O.B. glanced at the mutated Piranha Plant oddly as he wasn't so sure on what Petey was going on about. After several seconds of silence, the plant spoke up again.
"...R.O.B., you are pregnant." Petey stated as he lowered his leaves, shaking his head.
R.O.B.'s eyes increased slowly as a dramatic sting played in the background, with it being absolutely shocking.