Miis Go To Hogwarts

Chapter 2: All Aboard The Hell Train

Author's Notes: Hi readers! I have nothing to say for this so, let's begin shall we?

We end up sitting down at the last compartment of the train and somehow get all our stuff within a small area(room expansion spell that Griphook taught me really helped)! After settling in, we see Hermione, Harry, and Ron.. Spotting us, Hermione asks "Umm.. Do you mind if we sit with you? There's no other compartments that aren't full.."

Carlos beats me to the reply saying "Heck yeah! Go right ahead!" In reaction, I say "Aww, you beat me to it.." "Well, get wrecked!" "Hey that's my line" "Hehehehe!" "I swear if you become a Slytherin, someone will owe me 100 Galleons! You're so sneaky, clever, and speedy!"

Hermione cuts in asking "What was all that about?" I laugh and say "Well, Carlos is a bit of a nut and troll.. Anyway, we got a lot of explaining to do including some things that will need to be kept secret.. Btw, why are so many students like you guys here on the train in November? Also, we got a pest problem! I am suspicious of your friend Ron so can you get him out of range?" Hermione replies "Well, we were all allowed to check out Diagon Alley this morning as classes are cancelled today because of several transfers coming to make the day including you guys Im guessing.. Anyway, why are you suspicious?"

"Oh that makes a lot of sense! Moving on, I smell a rat.. Besides, he'll just be annoying about some of my friends being a little Slytherin like.." Ron shouts "Stupefy!" This causes me and Hermione to be stunned.. Unfortunately for Ron, Im still able to move my lips so I shout "Where are the Radioactive Chicken Heads when ya need em? Its time for some pest control! If Ron is actually innocent, I will definitely more than make up for this!"

As if on cue, the Radioactive Chicken Heads playing hilariously their song "Pest Control" with their lead singer, Carrot Topp trapping Ron in a prison of mutated fruits while singing.. Once the song is finished, Brayden frees me and Hermione and I say to the Radioactive Chicken Heads "Thanks guys! You are dismissed as we can talk without Ron hearing anything important!"

Right after they leave, Harry furiously asks "Why did you have that happen to my friend?! TELL ME!" I reply "Chill, chill, Harry! Here's the thing: I detected an insane amount of brainwashing within his mind.. Anyone from any of the 3 main wizarding factions could be responsible! Unfortunately, me nor any of my friends/allies currently have the power to wipe out the brainwashing coz its that powerful.. Now, will you calm down enough for me to tell a really long story which includes a crazy puppet, monsters, death eaters, and vampires?" Harry nods and I begin my tale of epic proportions..

After finally finishing it 30 minutes later surprisingly.. Harry and Hermione look absolutely shocked and I say "Oh Harry.. Why don't you explain your adventures to those of my group who don't know?" Harry responds "Alright, its only fair so sure!" After Harry finishes his story, Malfoy comes in suddenly with his two mini-King Kongs..

Before he says anything, I say to everyone "Guys, just ignore him.. He's a bully and wants to hurt people.. He`ll bug off if we ignore him for long enough!" Malfoy seems to have not heard the comment(Ron was released btw and isolated himself btw) as he says "Hello there Potter.. Seems you got more filthy mudbloods as friends.. Your friends are pathetic! Cant wait to humiliate you in Quidditch and win the house cup! If you had just become my friend, my father would have hooked you up with some stuff but no, you pick all those filthy mudbloods who dont even belong on this train!" Harry is about to try to beat Malfoy down when I tell him "I got this nimrod! You just sit back and watch the show!"

I quickly stand up and Malfoy gulps a little nervously as I look down at him and say "I cant believe scum like you exist! I was enjoying a conversation will all my friends when you forced it to cut short and insulted all of us! Here you are with your two 40:1 scale replicas of King Kong as if you are too weak on your own to bully anyone or you're just super spoiled, you stupid rich brat! Let's fight, you and me, one on one! I won't even use my new wand!" Malfoy scoffs unfrightened and a tad bit overconfident right before saying "Ha, you filthy mudblood cant beat me, a superior pureblood! Once I beat you, I will continue my harrassment! You're going down and Im going to make you cry to your mama! You have made a most foolish mistake!"

I say back smuggly "If anyone made a mistake, it was you not me!" "Whatever, filth.." Right after, Malfoy sends a cluster of dangerous spells at me which I simply dodge by some serious dancing! I counter by kicking him hard, causing him to clutch his stomach in pain with his left hand while he sends a green light after me with his right hand and wand.. I dodge again, throw expertly plotted punches, and disarm him!

Malfoy screams "Hey! You cant do that! Crabbe, Goyle, GET HIM!" I laugh once more and respond with "I wouldnt do that if I were you.. You broke the terms so I can unleash my most terrifying weapons! They may be cute and exotic but, I can guarantee you that they dont take lightly to me being harmed! Even without them, I can cause your demise in several other ways! I dont like killing or fighting unless necessary but you sent the killing curse after me! You made a huge mistake now youre gonna pay!" Crabbe and Goyle still try to get me so I shout "DEADLY PET SURPRISE!"

When I shout those words, my house elf Roddy releases Cactey and Rudolf(Roddy put em away after they finished their task) on the 3 sly clowns causing them to scream and run out with Malfoy shouting "Just you wait until my father hears about this!" I shout back "Whatever, daddies boy and blood supremist!" Hermione then speaks in a very shocked tone "I cant believe you just made them scream like little babies.." I chuckle madly and reply to her statement with "Little babies they are alright! If Malfoy messes with me again, I will make sure to wreck him where the sun dont shine! Now then, I have something to take care of.. Griphook come here from wherever as I need to discuss somethings with everyone!"

Griphook appears and asks "What is it that you wish to discuss, leader?" I answer "Well, now that everyone I need is here, I shall do some appointing within the pact! I hereby declare Austin my left hand man, Isaac my right hand man, Dominic head scientist, Brayden head of magic, Lauren head cook, Madeline health head, Carlos foreign relations, Ender and Smokeflare top generals, and Griphook goblin head! Now, I ask all those I have appointed, do you accept your positions?" They say in unison "Yeah!" I respond by stating "Alright, so let it be written, so let it be done! Today, we officially unite to combat our doers of evil! I already talked to Isabelle via my 3Ds and appointed her as well! If I did things right, I sent a vampire to my brother who has appeared in this world to help him out as soon as I overthrew Zedkiel! Btw, thanks Wacky Clowns for getting my brother to this world with your UFO! Now-"

I get cut off as we suddenly feel the train stop and all lights turn out.. Then, a big boom and scream that sounds like its coming from the front of the train happens.. I say "Great just great.. Here we are on the train that is dark in the middle of who knows where.. WTF, I expected a pretty normal train ride.. Why now? I sense a great and powerful darkness.. That is very familiar and unknown at the same time.. Perhaps there's a group I haven't encountered and one that I have.." Then, a dementor comes into our compartment and slowly sucks away our positive energy.. I yell "Everyone, think happy! We must exterminate this dementor or we will become shells of despair.. Lemme try first, I have never casted this spell but, its the only way the dementor can be destroyed.. Expecto Patronum!"

It fails but I keep trying it! Every second the dementor still exists, the harder it becomes to cast the spell and I fall closer to despair.. I weakly say after 10 more tries "I wont lose! I won't fall from grace and into despair! I refuse!" I think of one of my happiest memories, beating Miitopia`s storyline a week after I got the game and cast Expecto Patronum once more but this time, my dolphin patronus appears and wipes out the dementor so I remark "Well, that spell gives Exodia nearly a run for his money! Now then, let's go investigate the front of the train.." Everyone(except Ron who simply disappeared) nods their heads in agreement and we go to the front of the train where, a death eater and duelist who looks a little buggy have busted the train engine and are waiting for us..

I demand "Who are you 2? And why have you decided to take over the train?" The buggy duelist answers "Hehehehe! I was hoping to see you fall into our trap! Im Weevil Underwood and my bugs will beat you! My partner here is some guy following my new master Voldemort who has utilized the powers of the Orichalcos! I challenge you to a duel, if you win, this train will be back on its merry way but if you lose, Im afraid that your soul will be taken away as fuel to the Great Leviathan!" I take a laid back stance and declare "Alright bug boy, I accept your mistake of a challenge! All of my friends, please assist everyone on this train by getting rid of any other evil beings, I got this guy!" Me and Weevil shout in unison as our duel disks activate(my guitar transforms into my duel disk) "DUEL!"

I begin the duel by saying "Since you challenged me, I shall go first, I draw! I shall first summon one of my personal favorite cards, Achacha Archer in attack mode(ATK: 1200, DEF: 600)! Since I normal summoned him, I will now direct one of his arrows to you! Take this, 500 points of effect damage! Next up, I activate the continuous spell, Permanent Level Modification! This unique card allows me to pick one monster attribute and change any monster that has that attribute as long as this card is in play to level 5! I pick fire attribute and in order to activate this card, I have to send the top 5 cards of my deck to the graveyard! Finally, I place 2 cards face down and end my turn!"

Duelist Info: Me: 2 cards in hand, 8000 LP, 3 spells/traps on the field, and one monster.. Weevil: 5 cards in hand, 7500 LP, and 0 cards in play..

Weevil chuckles madly and says "This is the turn where you start losing! Hehehehehe! I draw! First, I summon Pinch Hopper in attack mode(ATK: 1000, DEF: 1300)! Next, I activate DNA surgery, allowing me to change any and all monsters you play to insects! Along with that, I play Insect Barrier so none of your monsters can attack me! Here's the best part, I activate the Seal Of Orichalcos and also, Insect Armor With Laser Cannon to boost my bug`s attack points to 2200!" The Seal Of Orichalcos then comes down from far beyond the sky and traps me and Weevil in until the end of the duel.. No magic can fully penetrate the seal.. Not even the powers of the ancient and powerful Millenium Items..

Weevil then resumes his turn with the words(after this I dont say who is saying what until the duel is over since it gets repetitive fast) "Pinch Hopper, attack that archer!" "Not so fast, I activate one of my face downs, Half Unbreak! It not only saves my own monster from destruction but also, cuts the damage I take half! So I only lose 500 life points! Take that, bug face!" "No matter, you will still feel the pain" I clutch my chest in slight pain due to the Orichalcos effects.. "I end my turn, now its your turn! You still cant win, hehehehehehehehehe!"

"Okay then.. I draw a fresh new card! Now, I summon Smokeflare Incarnate(ATK: 0, DEF: 2000) in attack mode! In addition, I activate Monster Reborn to bring back a card I sent away from my deck called Flame Armor Ninja in attack mode(ATK: 1700, DEF: 1000)! Since my level changing spell is still in effect, that means I can build the overlay network with these 3 monsters! So I do that! Come forth from the deepest depths of my soul and aid me in this fight for survival behold Number 789: Smokeflare, Warrior Of Fiery Creation and Destruction(ATK: 3500, DEF: 3000)! Also, I play my other face down Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your DNA surgery card, meaning that my number is back to normal and I can attack! Also, when Smokeflare Incarnate is used to XYZ summon my number, he gains an extra 500 attack and defense points! Also, by detaching all 3 overlay units, Smokeflare`s attack points rise by another 1500 to 5500! Now then, Smokeflare attack Pinch Hopper and deal Weevil a world of hurt that he deserves!"

Weevil screams as Pinch Hopper is destroyed and his life points drops to 4200! "Hehehe, thanks to you I special summon my Insect Queen in attack mode(ATK: 2200, DEF: 2400)!" "I set my last card face down and lucky you, Weevil for my turn is now over.."

Duelist Info: Me: 7500 LP, one monster, 0 cards in hand, 1 face down, and 1 spell in play.. Weevil: 4200 LP, 0 cards in hand, and one monster in play..

"Finally! Hehehehehe, I draw! I summon my Shield Worm(Insect Queens attack points increase by 200) in defense mode(ATK: 800, DEF: 2000) and activate its effect, say bye bye to the top 2 cards in your deck!" "Ugg, you annoying jerk, fine!" "I cant hope to bring your monster down so I end my turn.." "Alright, Weevil this is the turn you lose! Thank you for making such dumb moves! I draw and activate the spell, Overlay Addition which allows me to pay 2000 life points per overlay unit I wish to put on my number by using monsters in my graveyard! I pay a very painful 6000 life points to add 3 and use them instantly to increase my numbers attack points to a whooping 7000! Ow! The pain is so overwhelming but Im so close to victory that I shouldn't give in at all! Smokeflare- attack- Insect- Queen with Volcanic Hot Slash!"

Weevil screams "NOOO!" as his life points drop at zero! When the seal takes his soul away, I watch in horror as Weevil pleads "Dont do this to me master!" But his plea falls on deaf ears and his soul is taken away with his body dropping down to the floor almost instantly.. The weird thing is that it looks like his body aged several decades after this happened just like what happened in Yugioh Zexal with people like Number 56: Gold Rats`s holder whose soul and number was taken away after he lost to the number hunter, Kite Tenjo..

I then comment "Welp.. Weevil was stupidly easy to beat.. They better give me someone who is more of a challenge next time coz Weevil became a dueling clown it seems.." Suddenly, all my friends clapped their hands and got the train moving again! Austin then gives me a big hug and says "I knew you would win!" I reply "Of course I did! Weevil was pathetically terrible in the duel after all.. I find it strange that his body aged though.. I might as well use this moment to tell all of you officially about number cards.. Basically, it all started in a showdown in a utopian city called Heartland City between Yuma Tsukumo and this guy called Shark where long story short, Shark was possessed by a number card and Yuma was given his own by a being named Astral.. After defeating Shark, Yuma participated in many crazy duels including dueling against Barians and at the end of the adventure, he dueled Astral after saving their worlds from Don Thousand.. Somehow, over 100 numbers besides the Barian numbers came to be so me and Austin both have our own number cards! Now then, let's hurry swiftly to our compartment!"

We all then do just that, sitting back in our compartments just in time for a person to open the door and ask "Does anyone want sweets?" Carlos jumps up and down while screaming "CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE" I give him a very amused look and sigh "Alright fine, Carlos.. I will buy all the chocolate available please let everyone have some but otherwise, dont blame me if you end up moving so fast while sitting that you burn 25 calories a minute and have a heart rate of 100 beats per minute! Everyone, make sure to eat your chocolate when Carlos doesn't notice and hide it from him! Also, I will buy 25 of all the other sweets for all of us!"

The woman who asked that fateful question widens her eyes and says "Ok.. Here's all the sweets you ordered and now, I need the payment.." I hand her double the amount as thanks and she leaves amazed and very shocked! Seeing that Ron still hasn't returned, I ask Hermione "Hey, do you know where Ron went? Although I am very suspicious of him, I still wonder.." She replies "I heard he managed to get a compartment with his sister in it to squeeze in enough for him to sit down, dont worry about him!"

I nod my thanks and try to use the laptop I have on me but it wont turn on.. In reaction, I complain "What am I supposed to do now? Did the whole magical barrier against electronic devices seriously have to kick in already? Dominic and Brayden, do you guys know anything I can do to bypass the restriction?" Brayden answers for them both "Well, we know that electronic devices are powered by electricity so we should try powering all electronics with magical energies!" Dominic lets out a big yawn and adds "Yes we could theoretically do that but, the magic will probably overload the devices so we need to create something to be plugged in at all times to prevent overloading! No one wants burnt devices after all.."

I respond to their statements with "I forgot that we could use magic.. Anyway we should have the thing plug in where the earbuds would go with a cord leading from some sort of box thing to place the magic in so when the battery goes down, the magic just like electricity will escape the inner working of the devices and go somewhere else! Lemme draw a sketch later and you two can build it and make it work!" I look in surprise to see that everyone was really into listening the conversation (even Crazy Carlos)!

I then say to everyone "Dig in to the candy already guys!" Carlos excitedly opens up a chocolate frog package and watches in terror as a frog jump out causing him to let out a little scream! Harry opens up his own frog and bites its fricking head off saying "Come on, its only chocolate!" Carlos blushed in embarrassment causing my comforting instincts to kick in as Carlos eats the frog so I say "Carlos, its fine dude! You didn't know better, you'll be fine I promise!" Carlos looks emotionally better and consumes all his candy in just 1 flippin minute.. Wait, this has got to be some sort of joke, there's no way Carlos ate that much in one minute, I must be seeing things! I blink several times and see that I am indeed not under any stupid illusion!

After watching Carlos eat all his candy, I end up eating one of everything(except for the chocolate frogs which I ate 3 of and the Bertie Botts which I simply avoided for I dont want a foul taste in my mouth)! Probably the craziest part is that Carlos didn't get anything nasty in the Bertie Botts box.. After everyone else finished up eating their sweets, Hermione says to all of us in the compartment "We are going to be arriving at Hogwarts soon! I suggest that we all change into our robes.."

We all nod in agreement and I say with a very deep blush "We should have some privacy and the only 2 people here I feel comfortable changing around is Austin and Isaac.. We should split this super enlarged compartment with temporary walls and split off among those who are comfortable with changing around someone else and who wants to be alone during this.. Awkwardness is the worst so I dont want anyone to feel more awkward than I am right at this moment.."

Several people nod in sympathy(Im not naming names but a certain clown and a certain energetic and musical guy are among those who nod) and so, me, Brayden, Julia, Harry, and Hermione work together to create the temporary walls! When that's done, I tell Austin and Isaac "Before we change clothes, I gotta say that since Dumbledore wants me in his office with Professor McGonagall, I will definitely ask for the 3 of us and our other worldly friends to have our own exclusive dorm together although, if the wizarding world were unstable enough, I would definitely just create a dorm for all of us with a lot of help! Now then, lets get changing!" They both nod and 10 minutes later, we finish up changing followed by the walls being dissolved just 5 minutes after those 10!

After the walls come down, everyone including me react to the significant change in appearances with everyone! Then, Brayden asks me "So, about that sketch you promised to do.." I grin and reply "Dont worry, Im gonna get to it right now with my handy dandy sketchbook that I so happen to have in my backpack! Everyone, please socialize amongst yourselves until Im done with the sketch!" In a surprisingly short amount of time(30 minutes), I finish up the sketch and I gotta say, it turned it amazingly well!

I immediately call for everyone's attention(several people also have electronic devices with them not just me especially since electric guitars are some of the devices that cant work thanks to the magic barrier) and immediately ask Hermione "How much time would you say until the train stops?" Hermione replies "One hour.." "Ok, thanks for the info! Also, Brayden and Dominic, start working on 30 of those magic things I designed please!" They say in unison "Aye aye!" I sweatdrop and leave them to work on the things so in the meantime, I decide to teach everyone else to play Duel Monsters with the help of Austin of course(you never know, everyone might suddenly end up getting decks at completely random times)..

It turns out the Dominic and Braydens skills and minds put together complete their task just in time for the train to stop and me and Austin to finish teaching everyone basic Duel Monsters stuff! Once we are all done, my 2nd in command in Vampire Nation, Tor Nash suddenly appears and hands me a small box while saying "Here you are, my lord.. We managed to find enough emergency supplies to last at least an entire school year!" I take the box with gratitude and reply "Thanks so much! Please inform the others I will have some sort of reward for this next time the nation meets! Btw, you will get a reward as well! I really appreciate what you and all the other vampires are doing!" "You humble me, my lord! Now, I must go, I wish all of you luck! Farewell for now!"

With that, he vanishes as if he was never there as I put away the box into my backpack(yes the box is enchanted to fit a lot more stuff in it)! I then peer out of the window and motion everyone else to do so as well.. I see with horror written all over my face that a bunch of familiar heroes from a certain show set in a certain Asian nation being forced into Hogwarts chained together with certain people being the ones forcing them in.. Whats even worse is somehow, those heroes include: Yugi Muto, Pharaoh Atem, Seto Kaiba, and Ryou Bakura.. How did those wizards manage to capture some powerful people? Like seriously, they even look somewhat zombie-like..

I explain to everyone what is happening and Hermione says furiously "Who would do such a terrible thing? I will investigate whenever I can.." Her statement gives me an idea so I ask Isaac "Since you are a ninja, can you help Hermione figure out what in the world is going on?" He nods and I sigh in relief knowing that soon enough, we will figure out everything involving that horrific scene! Then, we hear an announcement from the front of the train saying "Everyone, you all arrived here early.. Please stay in your compartments until further notice.."

I then sense the portrait of Helga Hufflepuff stir so I take it out curious to hear what she says! As soon as I take Helga`s portrait out, she says to everyone "Hello there! For those of you who dont know me, I am the founder of Hufflepuff house, Helga Hufflepuff! I have some very vital information from numerous sources so hear me out.. First of all, the ministry is going to try to take control of Hogwarts itself.. Second of all, these house and blood rivalries are a disgrace not just to me but also to the other founders so I ask all of you to please help fix that problem.. Third, most teachers at Hogwarts are on sides that are very threatening to your cause of peace and unity.. Fourthly, you must make sure that Dumbledore doesn't know that you know that he is up to hardly anything good.. Fifthly, the other heirs of the other houses shall rise sometime soon.. Sixthly, the sorting hat is all knowing, you cant hide anything from him no matter how hard you try so be sure to tell him if anything he examines makes you uncomfortable! Seventhly, the day the heirs of the founders come together is the day peace shall return to the wizarding world as some seers have informed me over the years.. Lastly, the darkness approaches closer and closer every day so be prepared for evil at any moment's notice.. Saying all that really drained me due to the importance of all of it so I shall talk again some other day! Bye for now, chosen saviors!"

We all process all that information and become very shocked at all the juiciness.. Becoming very bored, I say to my fellow musicians "Guys, let's jam together and btw, there have been muffling charms placed so no one hears all of this stuff going on in here!" Our jamming turns into performing really intense covers of songs such as: Painkiller, Heading Out To The Highway, and A Touch Of Evil by Judas Priest, King Nothing and Enter Sandman by Metallica!

Hermione then asks "What kind of music did you just play? I have never heard anything like it.." I answer with "We just performed various styles of what is called Heavy Metal music! Its the most intense and heaviest music around originating from several variants of Rock music which itself came from Blues, Country, Pop, and several other genres.. Heavy Metal was invented by bands such as the famous Black Sabbath in 1970 followed by it becoming intense in 1975 due to Judas Priest discarding much of the Blues influence! And that's just scratching the surface! I will definitely tell you more some other time! Its the most hated and misunderstood genre ever though.. I find it really interesting that I was able to call the Radioactive Chicken Heads from somewhere honestly.. I wonder what other bands will help us out in this world.." Everyone nods in full 100% agreement and we listen to some various rock and metal bands through my laptop which works thanks to the newly created device until, we hear an announcement stating "You may all leave the train now.. Today's dinner will be very interesting.. We have some new students who will be sorted today.."

TO BE CONTINUED..

Author`s Notes: I started writing this chapter on Sunday and now its Thursday which is quite fast honestly! I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I had fun writing it! Big thank you to Archangel0 and uiknmhu for showing that you liked chapter one by following my story! Its very nice to see that there are 30+ views on it and if you choose to review, make sure to read my review rules that are found on my profile! Now that this is done, I will do a drawing for my best friend and get to work on chapter 11 of The Saga Of Fun Land which will be a Christmas special! I cant wait to have it done enough for me by Christmas Eve to simply finish the authors notes for it on Christmas morning! Im gonna use ACNL time travel to do what I need to do to make the Christmas special even more awesome! Im gonna be very busy hanging with family on both Christmas Eve and Christmas so that's why I will be working on it so much before those 2 days.. The last 3 days of school before Christmas/Winter break are gonna be exam only days so I will get to get out at 11:05 rather than 2:48 so Im excited for that! Anyway, that's all for now! See ya guys next time!