THE SECOND CHAPTER NO ONE REALLY WANTED!!!!!!
Kyo yawned. It had been a pretty good night's sleep, if you discounted Shingo's unexpected and totally pointless call at 3 in the morning. "I don't even want to know what the hell he was doing at three in the fricking morning," Kyo thought. Suddenly, his cellphone went off. He picked it up and looked at the caller ID. "Well, if it isn't the good ol' Beast of Prey himself!" Kyo chuckled. He answered the phone. "Yello?"
"Yo, um, Kyo? Your crazy fanboy is here, and is bugging me with some idiotic question. Let me put him on the phone for ya." There was a slight shuffling sound, what sounded like a cat humping a blender, and finally…
"KYO-SENSEI!" Kyo felt ready to shoot himself in the head with a shotgun.
"What the hell do you want, Shingo?"
"I just need to ask you something. Do you know the meaning of life?" He paused. That wasn't a bad question.
"Shingo, if I knew, you'd probably be working as my slave, or some sorta shit like that. Now leave me alone!" Kyo hung up. God, Shingo was a pain in the ass. He threw on his jacket and headed outside. It was 10 in the morning, and he was craving a smoothie…