Later at the Hard Rock Café, Tails and Johnny approached the door and waited for their dates to arrive. There was quite a party going on in there.
"That's some loud music", Tails said.
"Yeah there's a huge party tonight, that's why booked the dates for this moment, it's gonna be awesome", Johnny replied.
"It better be"
"Hey you really wanna be stuck doing nerd work?"
"No, it's just that whenever I hang out with you, weird things start to happen"
"Oh please, things will go well"
Soon the Rabbit family arrived.
"Yo Vanilla, looking good", Johnny said.
"Thank you Jonathan, you look also look well tonight"
"Hi Cream, nice to see you again", Tails said.
"You too Mr. Tails, I hope we can have fun"
"Cream you don't have to call me 'Mr.', you're making me sound old"
"Sucks for you grandpa", Johnny said.
"Hey you're older than I am, thus you'll turn grey before me"
"AHH! Don't you joke about that!"
"Let's go inside please", Vanilla said, breaking up the fight.
As they go inside the music became louder, with the DJ booth being occupied by Beat from Jet Set Radio fame and the DJ from Equestria, Vinyl Scratch.
"Lets rock in this house!" Vinyl shouted.
"Lay down the music!" Beat shouted.
Tails noticed, "Wow, more ponies, those two look like cool DJs though"
"Yeah, well lets grab a table", Johnny said.
They all sat down and grabbed their menus, "Ok get whatever you all want, it's on me", Johnny said.
"Really? Thanks Johnny", Tails said.
"I was talking to the girls, you pay your own way Prower"
Tails glared at Johnny but kept looking.
"I know what I want", Cream said.
"Me too", Vanilla said.
"So do I, Yo Waiter!" Johnny shouted.
"Wait I'm not done yet", Tails said.
"Tough luck slowpoke", Johnny said.
Tails glared some more but grew wide eyed at the waiter, as did everyone else.
"Vector?" They all said.
Vector the Crocodile stood before them, "Hey gang, how's it going?"
"What the hell bro? Why are you a waiter?" Johnny asked.
"Long Story, but things are a little slow at Chatoix, just tell me what you want please", Vector said.
"I want a burger with fries", Johnny said.
"Mac and Cheese", Cream said.
"Some pasta please", Vanilla said.
Tails kept skimming and something reached his interest, "Lasagna"
"And Drinks?"
Johnny, Cream and Vanilla said, "Coke"
Tails says, "Sprite"
Johnny pointed at Tails, "Free thinker!"
"Shut up Johnny! Sprite please"
"Coming right up"
"Thanks Vector, we appreciate-"
"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?" Vector shouted.
"Dude! What the hell!" Johnny shouted.
"Sorry, I kinda lost my head there, it won't happen-LOVE ME!"
"GO!" Johnny scared Vector away.
"Well that was awkward", Tails said.
"What a freaken weirdo, so lets all chat, how do you girls like New York?"
"It's a pretty bright city at night, and always so busy", Vanilla said.
"Well this IS the city that never sleeps, so naturally everything is always busy".
"Why is New York so busy?" Vanilla asked.
"Cause we're a top city, we keep working to earn that spot, though it has it's downs, traffic, weirdos on the street, supervillains attacking"
"You fight away all the bad guys right Mr. Storm?" Cream asked.
"Yeah, it's awesome, let me tell you about my last fight, you see...what do you want?"
Near the table was Amy Rose.
"Hi everyone, have you seen Sonic around?"
"No, go away, I'm telling a story", Johnny said.
"Wow you're rude, all I want to do is find my boyfriend"
"He's not your boyfriend, I don't even think he likes you"
"Johnny!" Tails elbowed Johnny a little, "Sorry Amy, but we honestly haven't seen Sonic"
"Ugh, he better not be with that Pegasus, what does she have that I don't?"
"Well I don't think she stalks him like you do", Johnny said.
"When have I stalked Sonic?"
"When do you not?" Johnny asked.
"Johnny, let me", Tails cleared his throat, "Sonic remember when you stowed away when Sonic accompanied The X-Men to find Magneto after he stole some important things from Dr. Eggman? And you endangered the team when you ran out to get Sonic so they were focused on stopping Magneto and rescuing you?"
"That mission still turned out well I think"
"How about the time Sonic joined Chris Redfield and Solid Snake on a stealth mission and you showed up, ruining their plans, and nearly getting shot"
"Sonic wasn't gonna let the enemy soldier hurt me"
"I wasn't talking about Sonic, Chris wanted to shoot you for being a nuisance"
"What's your point to all this Tails?"
"My point is that you shouldn't do such reckless things just to-"
"I found Sonic! Hey Sonic!"
Sonic had two drinks of Fruit Punch in his hand and noticed Amy.
"Oh no, not Amy"
Amy's happiess turned to jealousy when she noticed the Pegasus pony Rainbow Dash approach Sonic.
"Thanks, you're an awesome friend Sonic", she took the punch and started drinking before noticing Amy, "That's not good right?"
"No, not at all"
Amy whipped out her hammer, "GET AWAY FROM MY SONIC!" she then ran at Rainbow Dash.
"Run Dash! Or Fly! Whatever just move!"
Sonic and Rainbow Dash ran while Amy chased.
Johnny facepalmed, "That girl is the definition of an idiot"
"Lets just switch the topic, so Cream did you do anything cool lately?" Tails asked.
"I recently baked some desserts, I made cookies, they were a little crispy but still yummy, I still have some if you and Mr. Storm would like some"
"That sounds pretty...Cream, there's a smiling pink pony behind you"
Cream turned around and saw the party pony, Pinkie Pie.
"Um...hi?"
"OhwowyoulikebakingstufftoojustlikemeIlovebakingthingsIworkatabakeryinponyvilleIalsolivetheresoIlivewhereIworkbutthat'snotuncommonsowhatother
thigsdoyoulikebakinghuhuhuhuhuhuh?"
"Um can you slow down please? I can't understand a work your saying"
Pinkie took a deep breath and exhaled loudly.
"Sorry, got a little excited, so you like baking, I think that's so neat, maybe we can try baking something together, I can be like your teacher, or your wise mentor"
"Well that sounds-"
"Yo pink pony, we're all on a group date here, so if you don't mind"
"Oh I get it, I'll get my own date, HEY WADE!"
Deadpool arrived on the scene, "Sup party goers"
"Group date!"
"Sweet!"
They both sat near the group.
"Oh God, now Deadpool's here", Johnny said.
"Yeah, I know, I missed you too Johnny, but now we're reunited"
"Um Mr. Storm, who is he?"
"Don't ask"
Pinkie looked at Tails, "You're Tails, Sonic's friend"
"Yeah, I take it you met Sonic"
"Yeah, Dashie's a friend of mine and she introduced me to Sonic, he said I reminded him of one of his friends, a girl named Amy Rose, then he looked really nervous all of a sudden"
"That's cool"
"He also says you're a good flier"
"Thanks"
"I'm sure you are, maybe not as good as Dashie but at least a close 2nd, well maybe not 2nd since there's the Wonderbolts..."
"Um, excuse me?"
"Well you may be good but Dashie's great, she's gonna be a Wonderbolt one day, they're the fastest fliers in ALL of Equestria"
"Wow fast fliers, maybe they're as good as me", Johnny said.
"As good as you? Silly Johnny, they're WAY better"
Johnny looked annoyed, "What did you say?"
"She said they're better than you, what are you deaf?" Deadpool asked.
"Look you..." Johnny was saying but Tails stopped him, "Ignore them, we're both great fliers, don't worry about The Wonderbolts"
"If you were great then You'd be a Wonderbolt or en route to one like Dashie is, but you're not"
Tails' eye twitched, "You are getting on my nerves"
"Oh am I? Wanna take this outside? Because I've studied various wrestling tapes of great wrestlers like Santino Marella & Adam Rose, you have NO chance against me and my friend Wade"
"Yeah, lets go bitches!" Deadpool stood up with Pinkie and they got into a fight motion.
"Johnny, what do we do?" Tails asked.
"I got this", Johnny stood and walked to Deadpool & Pinkie, he raised his hand in the air and in one swift motion...pointed tot he buffet table, "LOOK! CHIMICHANGAS!"
Deadpool and Pinkie grew wide eyed, "AWESOME!" they both ran to the area, knocking over everything in their path as Pinkie shouted, "I hope they have Cherry flavor!"
Johnny sat down, "Dumbasses".
"Looks like they have a few admirers", Tails said, pointing to Aran Ryan, Johnny Sasaki & Charmy Bee who awed at Pinkie and Deadpool.
"Boys, that there, are the King & Queen of Randomness", Aran Ryan said.
"They're so cool", Charmy said.
"But still a little too wacked out", Johnny Sasaki said.
"Shut up Johnny", Aran said.
Johnny Storm looked a little horrified, "Great, like we need more nutcases joining forces"
"At least we can round them up", Tails said.
"Anyway, I hope our food comes soon, I'm hungry", Johnny said.
"Give it a few more minutes, lets just find more things to discuss, like do you girls have any favorite music?" Tails asked.
Cream tapped her chin a little bit, "I like happy music, what do you like Tails?" Cream asked.
"Well I like Alternative Rock, a little techno, like the ones the DJs are playing, and one shared between me and Sonic, Michael Jackson"
"Yeah Michael Jackson rules"
Soon the food arrived, Vector gave everyone their food and drinks.
"Hope you call enjoy your food"
"Thanks Vector, that's really nice of-"
"I LOVE YOU!"
"THAT'S IT!" Johnny grabbed Vector and tossed him and threw a fireball in the direction he threw him.
"That was a little much Johnny!" Tails said.
"He had it coming", Johnny said.
"But still, did you really need to-" Tails stopped when he saw Peter Parker rush to the area.
"Is everything ok?"
"Just kicking Vector's ass"
"What?" Peter then talked a bit in hushed tone, "Dude don't do that, you set off my Spider Sense, I thought it was something serious"
"Relax, everything's fine Parker"
"Just take it easy Mr. Romance", Peter said and walked off.
"Whatever you say Parker?"
Johnny went back to eat his burger, "Not bad, though it tastes a little too raw" Johnny used his powers to heat the burger up a bit, "That's better"
Cream tasted her Mac & Cheese, "It doesn't taste fully cooked, it's a little hard"
"Lousy cooks, I'm not leaving a tip, especially considering the douchebag waiter"
"Mine's not that bad", Tails said.
"Shut up Prower", Johnny said.
"Lets just finish up the food, then we can go to the dance floor", Vanilla said.
Johnny saw that Cream made a face when eating, hinting she didn't fully enjoy her food, feeling a bit bad he passed his fries to Cream, "You can eat some if you'd like, if you're not enjoying your food"
"Well my food's ok, though I wouldn't mind a few fries"
"No problem"
Aran Ryan appeared behind Johnny.
"Look who's become 'Mr. Softy' the great Johnny Storm"
Johnny then elbowed Aran in the gut, earning an 'ow' for his efforts, "Piss off"
Aran walked away, "Jackass"